Cooperation Game!

[Rhys]

This stuff really does build teamwork, even though it's as lame as can be. :D

RULES:

a. Advance the story line by continuing on from the last post
b. You must say Yes to the story line. For instance, if someone posted that Ron Paul is president, you must agree in your story line. You may not say the post above was mistaken and McCain won.
c. keep it short
d. post the first thing that comes to your head.. no second guessing
e. have fun with it

STORY:

One day, three Ron Paul supporters were getting ready to attend their local GOP meeting when the phone rang. Who was calling? None other than President Bush asking for advise on...

(continue from here)

[Kludge]

... how to correctly use the word "advice".

[Rhys]

You see, President Bush is very bad at using words and he had to give a speech that night about...

[TER]

habeus corpus. Not knowing the word yet having heard Ron Paul followers mention it a few times, he called the supporters who quickly responded...

[constituent]

"this is retarded.™"

[MsDoodahs]

So, since Bush had heard that the Ron Paul supporters were a truly diverse group, he called another group of three Ron Paul supporters were also getting ready to attend their local GOP meeting, and posed the question...

[Rhys]

and this less hostile group responded with, "Mr. President, it is the bedrock of our concept of Rule of Law" and Mr. Bush sounded puzzled. He asked Dick what he thought, and Dick said,

[constituent]

and this less hostile group responded with, "Mr. President, it is the bedrock of our concept of Rule of Law" and Mr. Bush sounded puzzled. He asked Dick what he thought, and Dick said,

"you're retarded™"

[constituent]

George then stormed off to begin a long and fruitful career with the contrarian party of america (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?t=153796)

[Pauls' Revere]

Of which he had to selectively remove himself from office on grounds of "contradiction in terms and conflicting interest against the establishment".

[kaleidoscope eyes]

He then had an epiphany, realizing his whole life had been an embarrassing sham, he remembered the advice of the Ron Paul supporters and....

[constituent]

He then had an epiphany, realizing his whole life had been an embarrassing sham, he remembered the advice of the Ron Paul supporters and....

bought an electric guitar and hit the road, chasing his destiny to pursue a new life--reborn as it were--as ROCK GOD on tour!

http://blog.nau.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/Nigel%20rocking.jpg

[Conza88]

Whilst on tour he ran into Marc Scibilia & Aimee Allen! They said he should...

[Highland]

move out of the White House early, repent and go home to the scorched land in Crawford, only bringing with him...

[Rhys]

his dog, Laura, whom was always faithfully wagging her tail for her retarded master, but there was trouble brewing with Laura...

[nayjevin]

for she had yet to read the manifesto...