Kludge
09-06-2008, 10:59 AM
Paulian Party Leader Stormcommander casts the first stone!
By WHITNEY WOODWARD
Associated Press Writer
With just months until the presidential election, candidates are likely to begin engaging in not-so-nice tactics. However, it has never before happened in such a peculiar or symbolic manner as it did on Friday, September fifth when Paulian Party leader Stormcommander decided to cast the first stone, literally!
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Shown above is a still from Idaho state police helmet-cams in which the Paulians' leader is proudly flexing his muscles and threatening officers with a rock after caught casting stones. The leader did go on camera last weekend agreeing not to throw any hard objects in exchange for sexual favors from other candidates' interns and so it came as a surprise to many political insiders.
Christian Party vice-presidential candidate, Holy G-Unit, quickly responsded with a press release. The following is an excerpt:
"It's unfortunate that the stone-casting has already begun and I am very disappointed that it was started by our ideologically similar sister-party.", the Holy G-Unit wrote. He went on to claim that "While there are no guarantees, it is very unlikely that anyone in the Christian Party will be casting any stones this election as we view it as being highly immoral. I do hope you will read through our party's positions on important political issues and how we intend to change public policy for the better by going to our website."
Though the still from the helmet-cam does appear to show an aggressive Stormcommander, Idaho state police said that the arrest went without incident.
Associated Press writers Estes Thompson in Morehead City, Kevin Maurer in Wilmington, Mike Baker in Nags Head, Jeffrey Collins in Myrtle Beach, S.C., and David Dishneau in Ocean City, Md., contributed to this report.
By WHITNEY WOODWARD
Associated Press Writer
With just months until the presidential election, candidates are likely to begin engaging in not-so-nice tactics. However, it has never before happened in such a peculiar or symbolic manner as it did on Friday, September fifth when Paulian Party leader Stormcommander decided to cast the first stone, literally!
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa152/SaWebs/DSC01940web.jpg
Shown above is a still from Idaho state police helmet-cams in which the Paulians' leader is proudly flexing his muscles and threatening officers with a rock after caught casting stones. The leader did go on camera last weekend agreeing not to throw any hard objects in exchange for sexual favors from other candidates' interns and so it came as a surprise to many political insiders.
Christian Party vice-presidential candidate, Holy G-Unit, quickly responsded with a press release. The following is an excerpt:
"It's unfortunate that the stone-casting has already begun and I am very disappointed that it was started by our ideologically similar sister-party.", the Holy G-Unit wrote. He went on to claim that "While there are no guarantees, it is very unlikely that anyone in the Christian Party will be casting any stones this election as we view it as being highly immoral. I do hope you will read through our party's positions on important political issues and how we intend to change public policy for the better by going to our website."
Though the still from the helmet-cam does appear to show an aggressive Stormcommander, Idaho state police said that the arrest went without incident.
Associated Press writers Estes Thompson in Morehead City, Kevin Maurer in Wilmington, Mike Baker in Nags Head, Jeffrey Collins in Myrtle Beach, S.C., and David Dishneau in Ocean City, Md., contributed to this report.