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[amy31416]

Welcome to PARTY HQ, I am founder and chairman amy31416. This party's uses Glam Rocker Dee Snider as a standard in politics. Most members have been indirectly converted to fight for their right to party (yes, he influenced the Beasties) by the wisdom of Dee Snider.


The Party
Slogan: We Agree With Dee Snider On Every Issue

Party Chairman: amy31416
Founded: September 5, 2008
Color: Purple
Political Position: scientific, equal rights for robots
Forum Position: Godzilla
Seats: 0/0
Party Allies: --- 1 (The Christian Party)
Party Enemies: --- 1 (The Paulian Party)

Party Platform and Views
United States of America Reptillian standard
Librarianism
Creativism (not to be confused with Creationism)
Constitutionalism (my Constitution, coming soon)
Home economics heavily stressed.
No Federal Reserve, go back to the wampum standard
Abolish the IRS and send former employees to go scrub toilets in Gitmo
Absolute isolationism
End the war on drugs, start the party on drugs
No marriage, only 2 year contracts
Pro-Life Cereal (tm)
No troops in foreign nations except if they're there on vacation
Conspiracy hypotheses encouraged

Methods of Liberation Primarily political action
Civil disobedience is acceptable, except for my exceptions
Non-violet, that's our color

Official Stuff
Color- - Purple
Song- - Libertania (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJvRoZ4x1Is) by Capitol K
Alternate Song- - Freebird (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lBNIiCMu7I)by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Footwear- - Converse All-Stars (aka Chuck Taylors)


Constitution (Work in progress)

We the people, in order to form a more perfect party, and scratch together the wherewithal to run out for some alchohol, do ordain and establish the hearty Party party for the United States of America.


List of Members as of September 5th

amy31416, Hostess, Chief Alchemist
constituent/ziggy, Glamour Czar
brandonyates, Vice Hostess
newyearsrevolution08, Chief Mole
jblosser, Parliamentarian Funkadelian
Mark, "Go-To" Guy
DrSpock, DrSpock (hey, it's what he wanted)
Pacelli, Phrenology Czar
kentuckiana*chick, Casserole Czarina, Secretary of Catering
acptulsa, Transportation Minister, Keeper of the Platform, Initiator of Constitution
TruthWarrior, Secretary of Terror, Anti-Member
forsmant, Chair of Party, Secretary of Negativity, Gossip Coordinator

[amy31416]

The flag:

http://www.vinylzart.com/images/AlbumCovers-TwistedSister-YouCan%5C%27tStopRocknRoll(1983).jpg

[amy31416]

Ziggy, as first member, you have the honor of picking the official band/song of the party.

[szczebrzeszyn]

lol, twisted sister?

[brandon]

hahahaha

i'm so in.

[Jeremy]

Party enemy. Now. :mad:

[amy31416]

hahahaha

i'm so in.

Welcome! As the second member, what bit of officialness would you like to pick? Our official china pattern? Mascot? Official footwear perhaps? Official hot beverage?

[constituent]

Ziggy, as first member, you have the honor of picking the official band/song of the party.

as i'm a music lover, you must know that this is a responsibility i take very seriously.

without question,

libertania (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJvRoZ4x1Is)

[amy31416]

Party enemy. Now. :mad:

Party POOPERS are the antithesis of the Party party. Off with ye before I call upon my several minions (I'm a minion too)!

[newyearsrevolution08]

Can I join them all?

how much is the dues for each one?

do you accept paypal?

when is the money bombs?

we need these dugg a.s.a.p.

lol

[Jeremy]

What's this party's official name?

[amy31416]

as a music lover you must know that i take the responsibility very seriously.

without question,

libertania (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJvRoZ4x1Is)

See? Do I know how to put the best person in charge or what?

[amy31416]

What's this party's official name?

It's the Party party. (Apparently we're also the intellectuals :rolleyes: :p )

[rajibo]

as i'm a music lover, you must know that this is a responsibility i take very seriously.

without question,

libertania (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJvRoZ4x1Is)

Sounds like The Unicorns.

[amy31416]

Can I join them all?

how much is the dues for each one?

do you accept paypal?

when is the money bombs?

we need these dugg a.s.a.p.

lol

Excellent, you're in. You can be our official mole in the other parties.

Which reminds me, we need titles.

[newyearsrevolution08]

Excellent, you're in. You can be our official mole in the other parties.

Which reminds me, we need titles.

sweet, I am good getting into tight spaces :p

[constituent]

Sounds like The Unicorns.

that would-be blip-hop bullshit?

i'll take fizzarum.




... sorry, messin' with you


make sure to check out mum, particularly the albums "Finally We are No One" and "Speak Softly My Noisebleed"


i think you'll like.

[Jeremy]

fyi, the title of your party should be displayed in your official color

[amy31416]

fyi, the title of your party should be displayed in your official color

I don't take my marching orders from any enemy, I take them from my (soon to be written) CONSTITUTION!

[constituent]

The flag:

http://www.vinylzart.com/images/AlbumCovers-TwistedSister-YouCan%5C%27tStopRocknRoll(1983).jpg

TS.

Thread Starters and Trans-Sexuals...

Does that mean JosephtheLibertarian gets to join too?

[Jeremy]

Do you want to settle this in court? Only one party has the color of Ron Paul Yard Sign Blue!

[amy31416]

TS.

Thread Starters and Trans-Sexuals...

Does that mean JosephtheLibertarian gets to join too?

We'd have to vote on that. But I think we're okay--he started his own party of one.

[constituent]

We'd have to vote on that. But I think we're okay--he started his own party of one.

excellent, our first army conscript!

[Warrior_of_Freedom]

What is this crap?

[Theocrat]

Welcome to PARTY HQ, I am founder and chairman amy31416. This party's uses Glam Rocker Dee Snider as a standard in politics. Most members have been indirectly converted to fight for their right to party (yes, he influenced the Beasties) by the wisdom of Dee Snider.


The Party
Slogan: We Agree With Dee Snider On Every Issue

Party Chairman: amy31416
Founded: September 5, 2008
Color: Purple
Political Position: scientific, equal rights for robots
Forum Position: Godzilla
Seats: 0/0
Party Allies: --- 1 (The Christian Party)
Party Enemies: --- 1 (The Paulian Party)

[B]Party Platform and Views
United States of America Reptillian standard
Librarianism
Creativism (not to be confused with Creationism)
Constitutionalism (my Constitution, coming soon)
Home economics heavily stressed.
No Federal Reserve, go back to the wampum standard
Abolish the IRS and send former employees to go scrub toilets in Gitmo
Absolute isolationism
End the war on drugs, start the party on drugs
No marriage, only 2 year contracts
Pro-Life Cereal (tm)
No troops in foreign nations except if they're there on vacation
Conspiracy hypotheses encouraged

Methods of Liberation Primarily political action
Civil disobedience is acceptable, except for my exceptions
Non-violet, that's my color

Official Stuff
Color- - Purple
Song- - Libertania (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJvRoZ4x1Is) by Capitol K


List of Members as of September 5th

amy31416, Hostess
constituent/ziggy, Glamour Czar
brandonyates, Vice Hostess
newyearsrevolution08, Chief Mole


You should join the Theocratic Dominionist Party.

[amy31416]

You should join the Theocratic Dominionist Party.

Well I can't join, as I am already in a party, but we could be allies. Link me to your specifics, we'll bust out some Manischewitz and talk.

[jblosser]

Can I be Parliamentarian? Or at least Parliunitarian? Partymentarian?

As my first official act I would select our parliamentary authority as the current edition of the Official Rules of Calvinball, Newly Revised (CBNR).

[constituent]

I was thinking, we might expand our base by including "freebird" as our alternate official song...

you know, in case our precinct level minions can't get a band together well-versed in playing the laptop.

[Theocrat]

Well I can't join, as I am already in a party, but we could be allies. Link me to your specifics, we'll bust out some Manischewitz and talk.

The only way to find out about the Theocratic Dominionist Party is to have a formal debate and discussions with its members on the issues.

[amy31416]

Can I be Parliamentarian? Or at least Parliunitarian? Partymentarian?

As my first official act I would select our parliamentary authority as the current edition of the Official Rules of Calvinball, Newly Revised (CBNR).

Well, how about Parliamentarian Funkadelian? If you agree, you're in and that's your official title.

[amy31416]

I was thinking, we might expand our base by including "freebird" as our alternate official song...

you know, in case our precinct level minions can't get a band together well-versed in playing the laptop.

Consider it done. I have absolute confidence in your expertise in this field.

[jblosser]

Well, how about Parliamentarian Funkadelian? If you agree, you're in and that's your official title.

Harsh, but fair. Amendment carries.

[amy31416]

Harsh, but fair. Amendment carries.

Welcome to the Party party. We need a motto, I'll work on it, until then live long and party.

[amy31416]

Adding tags is encouraged!

Bump.

[Razmear]

Will there be a game of multiplayer Risk to determine which party becomes the True Party for Conservatives? If so I kick ass at Risk and offer my services to the highest bidder (yeah I'm still broke Joeseph The Lino)

eb

[amy31416]

Will there be a game of multiplayer Risk to determine which party becomes the True Party for Conservatives? If so I kick ass at Risk and offer my services to the highest bidder (yeah I'm still broke Joeseph The Lino)

eb

We could arrange a game of Risk as long as it somehow involves Jaeger Bombs.

[brandon]

Jager bombs! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M)

By the way, Club Jager in Minneapolis is a really cool spot. good times!!!


And this is for Kludge - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W4DVubs9Z0

[forsmant]

This party is also retarded.

[amy31416]

This party is also retarded.

We encourage it.

[amy31416]

Bump!

Don't like any parts of the platform? Get us liquored up and we'll change it if you join!

[forsmant]

Your party should be handing out the drinks. Your platform sucks. My platform is the best. I built it.

[amy31416]

Your party should be handing out the drinks. Your platform sucks. My platform is the best. I built it.

You join and the drinks are free, otherwise we'd have all you Contrarians draining the bar before 9AM.

Your platform is, by your own innate wrongness, not the best.

[forsmant]

To the contrary, everything I say is right, even if I say something different later.

[Mark]

I'm currently aligned with the Hurricane Party at the moment but it's falling apart.

http://image.weather.com/images/maps/tropical/map_spectrop05_ltst_6nh_enus_600x405.jpg

For some reason.. your party intrigues me, and who knows, perhaps a joining could lead to electoral success of immense proportions.



I mean, yeah, I'd be down with your party.

[forsmant]

Those hurricanes are rarely reliable and always pulling apart and blowing with the wind.

[amy31416]

I'm currently aligned with the Hurricane Party at the moment but it's falling apart.

http://image.weather.com/images/maps/tropical/map_spectrop05_ltst_6nh_enus_600x405.jpg

For some reason.. your party intrigues me, and who knows, perhaps a joining could lead to electoral success of immense proportions.



I mean, yeah, I'd be down with your party.

Yikes, hope you've battened down the hatches.

So if you do choose to join, what title would you like? We're handing out titles to the first 50 members, which means pretty much everyone. :)

[Cowlesy]

That is such a two-bit pansy of a hurricane.

[amy31416]

That is such a two-bit pansy of a hurricane.

Unless you join this party, you do not have permission to insult other members' wussy hurricanes.

We will drop Jaeger bombs on outsiders who persist. You have been warned.

[DrSpock]

I am...intrigued by your party platform. I would be willing join with the understanding that I am in charge of any and all genetic research.

Here is one of my latest creations.

http://celluloidblonde.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/pig_with_wings_ii.png

[amy31416]

I am...intrigued by your party platform. I would be willing join with the understanding that I am in charge of any and all genetic research.

Here is one of my latest creations.

http://celluloidblonde.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/pig_with_wings_ii.png

Stunning! You have full reign and I will ensure that you have a subsidized laboratory. Any preference on titles?

Welcome to The Party.

P.S. We do need a mascot, you're just the guy to whip one up for us, glad to have you on board.

[DrSpock]

Stunning! You have full reign and I will ensure that you have a subsidized laboratory. Any preference on titles?

Welcome to The Party.

Dr. Spock will be sufficient. I look forward to many successful collaborations with other scientists within the party.

I have an idea which might prove useful in converting some members of other parties to join us.


http://www.fuzzyopinions.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/WindowsLiveWriter/50yearoldsstillcanpackapunch_1007C/Boeing_B52_dropping_bombs2.jpg

[Mark]

Yikes, hope you've battened down the hatches.


All's chill, thanks for caring.



So if you do choose to join,

If you'll have me, it'd be my honor and pleasure to join with you.



what title would you like? :)

"Go to" Guy.

[pacelli]

I'm in.

[amy31416]

Dr. Spock will be sufficient. I look forward to many successful collaborations with other scientists within the party.

I have an idea which might prove useful in converting some members of other parties to join us.


http://www.fuzzyopinions.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/WindowsLiveWriter/50yearoldsstillcanpackapunch_1007C/Boeing_B52_dropping_bombs2.jpg

I like the cut of your jib DrSpock.


All's chill, thanks for caring.

If you'll have me, it'd be my honor and pleasure to join with you.

"Go to" Guy.

Thank you both and welcome to The Party.

[amy31416]

I'm in.

Beautiful!

Preferred title/position?

I'd also like to inform new members that they are free to suggest any of our "official" party paraphernalia, sportswear, footwear, crests, logos, mottos, fonts, hats or candy.

For instance, you think we should all wear Converse All-Stars to show party unity, great! That's our official footwear.

[Mark]

welcome to The Party.

Amy, thanks for the, I would imagine to be, rare opportunity.

[amy31416]

Amy, thanks for the, I would imagine to be, rare opportunity.

Well, I guess it isn't often that I start a new political party, so I guess it is rare. :)

Thank you for joining.

[Conza88]

Dr Sprock, can you do me a favour?


http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/art/library/bombstrangelove.jpg

;)

[amy31416]

A model for our foreign policy: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29620

[Mark]

For instance, you think we should all wear Converse All-Stars to show party unity, great! That's our official footwear.

Sweet! I'm equipped for that!

From a couple of years ago.. Me walking the waves in the middle of the night on the Outer Banks at Nags Head, NC sans wussy hurricane.

http://newpressmedia.net/img/NagsHeadConverse.jpg

[Roxi]

bump

[constituent]

I'm currently aligned with the Hurricane Party at the moment but it's falling apart.




hurricanes


I love hurricanes!

Did someone say hurricane?


http://www.arches.uga.edu/~zlatko/pictures/parties_bacardi151.jpg



Have at it.

[kaleidoscope eyes]

Weeeee! Where do I sign up?! Now THIS is party politics that makes sense to me! LOL

Should I bring a cassarole? ;)

[acptulsa]

Well Madame Chairminion, I'm up for it. But I'm such a wallflower that I need a Cabinet post. That way I have somewhere to hide.

I'd be happy to offer my services. I could be your Secretary of Transportation (you need someone to change your spark plugs, right?). What would you call one of those? Secretary of Getaway Cars? Head Roadie? Chief of Wrenches (and Wenches)?

As an added bonus (if you act now) I'll throw in my front porch as the Party Platform.

[constituent]

I'd be happy to offer my services. I could be your Secretary of Transportation (you need someone to change your spark plugs, right?). What would you call one of those? Secretary of Getaway Cars? Head Roadie? Chief of Wrenches (and Wenches)?


When I worked at Enterprise Rent-A-Car they called it a V-S-A.

However, I like your humble approach to partisanship, and would like to nominate you for co-chair or something you're better suited for.



As an added bonus (if you act now) I'll throw in my front porch as the Party Platform.

rock on.

it's got ceiling fans and what not, right?

[Truth Warrior]

http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/

[constituent]

http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/

take THAT Lithuania!

[acptulsa]

May I help with the Constitution?

We the People, in order to form a more perfect party, and scratch together the wherewithal to run out for some alchohol, do ordain and establish the hearty Party Party for the United States of America.

[constituent]

May I help with the Constitution?

We the People, in order to form a more perfect party, and scratch together the wherewithal to run out for some alchohol, do ordain and establish the hearty Party Party for the United States of America.

Excellent start. Might be a good idea to bold "We the People" ...for emphasis

[amy31416]

Weeeee! Where do I sign up?! Now THIS is party politics that makes sense to me! LOL

Should I bring a cassarole? ;)

Fantastic! We have had a great need for casseroles within this party. Welcome!

Any particular title? For now, you'll be the casserole czar.

[amy31416]

Excellent start. Might be a good idea to bold "We the People" ...for emphasis

Very good start...I hope we can get a Minister of Fonts to help us along.

[amy31416]

Sweet! I'm equipped for that!

From a couple of years ago.. Me walking the waves in the middle of the night on the Outer Banks at Nags Head, NC sans wussy hurricane.

http://newpressmedia.net/img/NagsHeadConverse.jpg

Converse All Stars are now a part of the party's official footwear. Mine are burgundy. All colors are encouraged.

[amy31416]

Updated platform. We are growing stronger and while we are the second party to be established, we are the largest, the most diverse and by far, the most wicked righteous party. Glad to have all of you on board.

All members have say in this party and directly influence the platform. Join us and be really, really relevant!


Welcome to PARTY HQ, I am founder and chairman amy31416. This party's uses Glam Rocker Dee Snider as a standard in politics. Most members have been indirectly converted to fight for their right to party (yes, he influenced the Beasties) by the wisdom of Dee Snider.


The Party
Slogan: We Agree With Dee Snider On Every Issue

Party Chairman: amy31416
Founded: September 5, 2008
Color: Purple
Political Position: scientific, equal rights for robots
Forum Position: Godzilla
Seats: 0/0
Party Allies: --- 1 (The Christian Party)
Party Enemies: --- 1 (The Paulian Party)

Party Platform and Views
United States of America Reptillian standard
Librarianism
Creativism (not to be confused with Creationism)
Constitutionalism (my Constitution, coming soon)
Home economics heavily stressed.
No Federal Reserve, go back to the wampum standard
Abolish the IRS and send former employees to go scrub toilets in Gitmo
Absolute isolationism
End the war on drugs, start the party on drugs
No marriage, only 2 year contracts
Pro-Life Cereal (tm)
No troops in foreign nations except if they're there on vacation
Conspiracy hypotheses encouraged

Methods of Liberation Primarily political action
Civil disobedience is acceptable, except for my exceptions
Non-violet, that's our color

Official Stuff
Color- - Purple
Song- - Libertania (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJvRoZ4x1Is) by Capitol K
Alternate Song- - Freebird (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lBNIiCMu7I)by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Footwear- - Converse All-Stars (aka Chuck Taylors)


Constitution (Work in progress)

We the people, in order to form a more perfect party, and scratch together the wherewithal to run out for some alchohol, do ordain and establish the hearty Party party for the United States of America.


List of Members as of September 5th

amy31416, Hostess, Chief Alchemist
constituent/ziggy, Glamour Czar
brandonyates, Vice Hostess
newyearsrevolution08, Chief Mole
jblosser, Parliamentarian Funkadelian
Mark, "Go-To" Guy
DrSpock, DrSpock (hey, it's what he wanted)
Pacelli, Phrenology Czar
kentuckiana*chick, Casserole Czarina, Secretary of Catering
acptulsa, Transportation Minister, Keeper of the Platform, Initiator of Constitution
TruthWarrior, Secretary of Terror, Anti-Member
forsmant, Chair of Party, Secretary of Negativity

[Truth Warrior]

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. -- Groucho Marx

Yep, Groucho I understand completely and share your sentiments. ;)

:D

[constituent]

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. -- Groucho Marx

Yep, Groucho I understand completely and share your sentiments. ;)

:D

the greatest anti-member in the history of the PARTY party so far.

keep fighting the good fight Truth Warrior!

[amy31416]

the greatest anti-member in the history of the PARTY party so far.

keep fighting the good fight Truth Warrior!

If he keeps this up, we just might run him for El Presidente! Imagine the speeches!

[pacelli]

Beautiful!

Preferred title/position?


Dr. Headshrinker would work well :) EDIT: I like Phrenology Czar much better :)

[Roxi]

hmmmm this party is sounding better and better

[forsmant]

This party is getting worse and worser.

[acptulsa]

hmmmm this party is sounding better and better


This party is getting worse and worser.

I find myself more heavily influenced by the lady. She has a finer command of the English language.

[amy31416]

Dr. Headshrinker would work well :) EDIT: I like Phrenology Czar much better :)

Phrenology Czar it is then! We have a lot of czars, next members will have to be secretaries of something.


hmmmm this party is sounding better and better

We would be honored to have someone of your reputation amongst our ranks. Plus, you have that awesome tattoo.

A round of drinks for roxi!


This party is getting worse and worser.

The verdict is still out on that, but we're working on it..


I find myself more heavily influenced by the lady. She has a finer command of the English language.

Then get to schmoozing!

More schmoozing!

[forsmant]

I nominate myself as chair of this party. It is need of some new leadership.

[amy31416]

I nominate myself as chair of this party. It is need of some new leadership.

Welcome forsmant, and prepare to be sat upon quite frequently. We do need more furniture.

Give the man a drink whether he wants it or not!

[forsmant]

Beware I pinch!!

I am not furniture! Ugh, I must be the most disliked nobody ever to set foot in this party.

[kaleidoscope eyes]

Fantastic! We have had a great need for casseroles within this party. Welcome!

Any particular title? For now, you'll be the casserole czar.

Ah, Cassarole CzarINA, if you please, I'm a lady after all!

I make a mean tuna noodle! Does this mean I can be Official Caterer to the Party Party?

That Contrarian Party has nothing on us! so meh! :D

[forsmant]

I have everything on you.

[amy31416]

Ah, Cassarole CzarINA, if you please, I'm a lady after all!

I make a mean tuna noodle! Does this mean I can be Official Caterer to the Party Party?

That Contrarian Party has nothing on us! so meh! :D

Czarina it is, and yes, we can certainly use a caterer. So far all of our events involve a keg, ice, a funnel and a couple yards of tubing. You'll certainly add a touch of class to things. I love tuna noodle.


I have everything on you.

On who? KC? Or all of us, do dish the gossip. We love gossip.

[kaleidoscope eyes]

What are you getting at you Krusty Krab?

[kaleidoscope eyes]

Perhaps I'll whip up a batch of Hairy Buffalo, what wicked awesome Party is complete without it? ;)

[forsmant]

Come over to the krusty crab for the contrarian party committee meeting.

[amy31416]

Come over to the krusty crab for the contrarian party committee meeting.

Why?

[forsmant]

Its an invitation for a discusion. The Krusty Krab is in the chat.

[constituent]

Hell yea, it's Friday night bitches!

PAAAAAAARTY!