berrybunches
08-26-2008, 11:27 PM
7:00 pm Ceremonial burning of the U.S. Constitution
7:15 pm Spiritual Medium Sylvia Browne performs psychic sιance in desperate attempt to raise Ronald Reagan from the grave
7:35 pm "The Pleasures of Adultery" - with Newt Gingrich & Rudy Giuliani
8:05 pm Gay sex party in Men's Restroom hosted by Senator Larry Craig
8:35 pm - Transvestite Ann Coulter "My Life as a Man"
8:55 pm Live satellite feed from Federal Prison Ohio Rep. Bob Ney
9:05 pm Guest speaker ex-Florida Congressman Mark Foley " Joys with Young Boys"
9:25 pm Oliver North " Iran is Evil, but I sold them weapons anyway"
9:40 pm Bill O' Reilly " The costs of sexual harassment and phone sex with employees"
10:00 pm Gay sex party in Men's Room hosted by Ken Mehlman and Geraldo Rivera
10:25 pm Check John McCain to see if he's still breathing and if his adult diaper needs changed.
10:35 pm N.R.A. President hosts an assault riffle target practice on Gays and Mexicans.
10:45 pm - Call emergency squad after a drunken Dick Cheney accidentally shoots his friend in the face.
11:00 pm President Bush performs his hilarious comedy routine where he looks for Iraq's fictitious WMD's under guests tables.
11:15 pm Governor Mike Huckabee does his famous uncanny imitation of Gomer Pyle.
11:20 pm Group intervention to get Rush Limbaugh back into drug rehab
11: 45 pm Go up on rooftop and throw rocks down at homeless Vets sleeping in alley.
12:00 am Live satellite feed from Federal Prison California Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham
12:20 am Convicted felon/Fox News analyst G. Gordon Liddy Lock picking secrets
12: 40 am Guest speakers Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz "How to lie your Country into a War"
1:00 am Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay "Tips on Money Laundering"
1:15 am Hookers arrive for after party
:D
I have to give credit where its due assuming the person on this forum that I pulled it from wrote it:
http://www.scam.com/showthread.php?t=45362
I think the author is a leftist but its still pretty funny.
7:15 pm Spiritual Medium Sylvia Browne performs psychic sιance in desperate attempt to raise Ronald Reagan from the grave
7:35 pm "The Pleasures of Adultery" - with Newt Gingrich & Rudy Giuliani
8:05 pm Gay sex party in Men's Restroom hosted by Senator Larry Craig
8:35 pm - Transvestite Ann Coulter "My Life as a Man"
8:55 pm Live satellite feed from Federal Prison Ohio Rep. Bob Ney
9:05 pm Guest speaker ex-Florida Congressman Mark Foley " Joys with Young Boys"
9:25 pm Oliver North " Iran is Evil, but I sold them weapons anyway"
9:40 pm Bill O' Reilly " The costs of sexual harassment and phone sex with employees"
10:00 pm Gay sex party in Men's Room hosted by Ken Mehlman and Geraldo Rivera
10:25 pm Check John McCain to see if he's still breathing and if his adult diaper needs changed.
10:35 pm N.R.A. President hosts an assault riffle target practice on Gays and Mexicans.
10:45 pm - Call emergency squad after a drunken Dick Cheney accidentally shoots his friend in the face.
11:00 pm President Bush performs his hilarious comedy routine where he looks for Iraq's fictitious WMD's under guests tables.
11:15 pm Governor Mike Huckabee does his famous uncanny imitation of Gomer Pyle.
11:20 pm Group intervention to get Rush Limbaugh back into drug rehab
11: 45 pm Go up on rooftop and throw rocks down at homeless Vets sleeping in alley.
12:00 am Live satellite feed from Federal Prison California Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham
12:20 am Convicted felon/Fox News analyst G. Gordon Liddy Lock picking secrets
12: 40 am Guest speakers Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz "How to lie your Country into a War"
1:00 am Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay "Tips on Money Laundering"
1:15 am Hookers arrive for after party
:D
I have to give credit where its due assuming the person on this forum that I pulled it from wrote it:
http://www.scam.com/showthread.php?t=45362
I think the author is a leftist but its still pretty funny.