***Connecticut is better than you and your state!***

[yongrel]

Ladies and gentlemen, classical liberals and anarcho-capitalists... I would like to take this moment and several moments subsequent to inform you of the following tidbit of information:

Connecticut is better than your state.

Why? Because Connecticut was the first state to raise $500 for the Walk4Freedom, that's why! Much like Mugsy Boggs dunking on Patrick Ewing, Connecticut has beaten all of the rest in record-breaking time.

Proof here: http://walk4freedom.chipin.com/walk4freedom-ct

Though Connecticut has been asserting its superiority since 1635, this is the diamond on the tiara. Connecticut's victory is so complete, so thorough, so intense, so breathtaking that it leaves the rest of you with no hope to compete.

But in case you want to try to defeat Connecticut as the greatest state in existence, click here:
http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?t=149615

Since Connecticut is the rightful and dominant champion of all states, I shall now exercise my prerogative as a Nutmegger to flaunt my state's superiority from this point on. This display of pure fantastic will continue until a challenger appears.

And for you Connecticutters out there that are my Brothers in Awesome, you can maintain our dominance here:
http://walk4freedom.chipin.com/walk4freedom-ct2

That is all.

[yongrel]

V Texas
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://citizenjake.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/miniweightlifter.jpg&usg=AFQjCNH_2hJtjNH3eqoBEzEZc7e6soPLhw< Connecticut

[Anti Federalist]

Connecticutters

:confused:

:rolleyes:

:D

[The One]

V Texas
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://citizenjake.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/miniweightlifter.jpg&usg=AFQjCNH_2hJtjNH3eqoBEzEZc7e6soPLhw< Connecticut


Connecticut is Saddam Hussein's extremely hairy brother who wears colored socks with tennis shoes??? Dude, I wouldn't be posting this as evidence of Connecticut's awesomeness. Connecticut appears to be a major douchebag.

However, kudos on raising the dough. Job well done. Now consider investing a small portion of it in some fashion sense.:p

[yongrel]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/whos-awesome.jpg
^Dog in response to Connecticut

[powerofreason]

Proud Citizen of the People's Republic of Connecticut

[yongrel]

Oklahoma:
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/548047/2/istockphoto_548047_country_hick.jpg


Connecticut:
http://lovesickbilly.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/cowboy.jpg

[yongrel]

West Virginia:
http://hoox.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/hillbilly.jpg


Connecticut:
http://www.max-boost.co.uk/stuff/coors_twins2.jpg

[No1ButPaul08]

Connecticut Primary Results

John McCain 78,836 52.00%
Mitt Romney 49,891 32.91%
Mike Huckabee 10,607 7.00%
Ron Paul 6,287 4.15%
Rudy Giuliani* 2,470 1.63%
Uncommitted 2,462 1.62%
Fred Thompson* 538 0.35%
Alan Keyes 376 0.25%
Duncan Hunter* 137 0.09%

Any state that puts 84% of their vote behind Romney and McCain sucks, end of story

[yongrel]

Connecticut Primary Results

John McCain 78,836 52.00%
Mitt Romney 49,891 32.91%
Mike Huckabee 10,607 7.00%
Ron Paul 6,287 4.15%
Rudy Giuliani* 2,470 1.63%
Uncommitted 2,462 1.62%
Fred Thompson* 538 0.35%
Alan Keyes 376 0.25%
Duncan Hunter* 137 0.09%

Any state that puts 84% of their vote behind Romney and McCain sucks, end of story

Oh, pishaw. Has your state raised $500 for Walk4Freedom yet? No it hasn't. Therefor, you and your state are objectively inferior to me and mine.

[amy31416]

I suck and so does my state.

Why even go on?

[Anti Federalist]

Oklahoma:
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/548047/2/istockphoto_548047_country_hick.jpg


Connecticut:
http://lovesickbilly.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/cowboy.jpg


http://cabcalvinandhobbes.tripod.com/ChPictureGallery/calvinhobbes_laughing.jpg

[Kludge]

http://cabcalvinandhobbes.tripod.com/ChPictureGallery/calvinhobbes_laughing.jpg


You fail.

Edit: You fail this bad http://www.itchmystitches.com/media/images/cae82d4350cc23aca7fc9ae38dab38ab.gif

[Anti Federalist]

I suck and so does my state.

Why even go on?

Whoa, yer like all, dark and stuff.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_qmicN86KAxQ/RtRHcvZ2AcI/AAAAAAAAFJY/cf88q1fJams/s320/Dark+Clouds.jpg

It ain't that bad.;)

[Anti Federalist]

You fail.

I fail?

At laughing?

That was funny, ya sexless phreak.:p

[ItsTime]

congrats. Are they collecting money at their town hall meetings?

[amy31416]

Whoa, yer like all, dark and stuff.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_qmicN86KAxQ/RtRHcvZ2AcI/AAAAAAAAFJY/cf88q1fJams/s320/Dark+Clouds.jpg

It ain't that bad.;)

I need one of those!

Just in a funk because I tried getting some chemicals and ran into a lot of problems because of our "drug war" and those asshat meth-heads. Even doing a google search on some of the stuff brought up this weird google error saying they had to remove several results because of pedophilia, of all things.

I was just looking up where to get a god damned chemical. Grrr.

[Anti Federalist]

I need one of those!

Just in a funk because I tried getting some chemicals and ran into a lot of problems because of our "drug war" and those asshat meth-heads. Even doing a google search on some of the stuff brought up this weird google error saying they had to remove several results because of pedophilia, of all things.

I was just looking up where to get a god damned chemical. Grrr.

Whoa, now yer fucked.

In fact, who is this??? Prank post, prank post!!!

Seriously, that's a drag. I've started to notice stuff like that trying to get automotive and paint chemicals as well.

[Anti Federalist]

You fail.

Edit: You fail this bad http://www.itchmystitches.com/media/images/cae82d4350cc23aca7fc9ae38dab38ab.gif

That even funnier!!

:D

[Kotin]

well Texas is bigger.


bitches.

[The One]

I forget.....what state does Ron Paul live in?:p

[ItsTime]

congrats. Are they collecting money at their town hall meetings?

qms (quoting myself did I just make that up?) for an answer lol

[Jeremy]

The Constitution State! Woo!!

[Jeremy]

By the way fellow Connecticutians, my town bot the highest RP % in the entire state. And my brother was the precinct leader.... who didn't do anything at all though. He signed up for it and that's it. <.<

[ItsTime]

By the way fellow Connecticutians, my town bot the highest RP % in the entire state. And my brother was the precinct leader.... who didn't do anything at all though. He signed up for it and that's it. <.<

did you break 25% like the areas we canvassed? :D

[mstrmac1]

Ladies and gentlemen, classical liberals and anarcho-capitalists... I would like to take this moment and several moments subsequent to inform you of the following tidbit of information:

Connecticut is better than your state.

Why? Because Connecticut was the first state to raise $500 for the Walk4Freedom, that's why! Much like Mugsy Boggs dunking on Patrick Ewing, Connecticut has beaten all of the rest in record-breaking time.

Proof here: http://walk4freedom.chipin.com/walk4freedom-ct

Though Connecticut has been asserting its superiority since 1635, this is the diamond on the tiara. Connecticut's victory is so complete, so thorough, so intense, so breathtaking that it leaves the rest of you with no hope to compete.

But in case you want to try to defeat Connecticut as the greatest state in existence, click here:
http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?t=149615

Since Connecticut is the rightful and dominant champion of all states, I shall now exercise my prerogative as a Nutmegger to flaunt my state's superiority from this point on. This display of pure fantastic will continue until a challenger appears.

And for you Connecticutters out there that are my Brothers in Awesome, you can maintain our dominance here:
http://walk4freedom.chipin.com/walk4freedom-ct2

That is all.




Yongrel...what meds do u take?

[Jeremy]

did you break 25% like the areas we canvassed? :D

My town got like 14%.

[amy31416]

Whoa, now yer fucked.

In fact, who is this??? Prank post, prank post!!!

Seriously, that's a drag. I've started to notice stuff like that trying to get automotive and paint chemicals as well.

Hahahaha.

Seriously, I'm getting paranoid as hell writing this thing and it's not even anything remotely resembling "The Anarchist's Cookbook".

I saved all these files in attempting to search for this stuff, it's just crazy some of the search results. I have a small hardware store to go to tomorrow, I'll see if that stuff has changed as well.

OH! And in all my research today, I found out that Texas requires registration of all laboratory glassware. Now that is some serious BS.

The good news is that I'm now setting up a sub lab for glassware manufacturing. Now that's some cool stuff.

[ItsTime]

My town got like 14%.

thats pretty great in the state you are in. good job. What are you doing to promote CFL?

[Anti Federalist]

Hahahaha.

Seriously, I'm getting paranoid as hell writing this thing and it's not even anything remotely resembling "The Anarchist's Cookbook".

I saved all these files in attempting to search for this stuff, it's just crazy some of the search results. I have a small hardware store to go to tomorrow, I'll see if that stuff has changed as well.

OH! And in all my research today, I found out that Texas requires registration of all laboratory glassware. Now that is some serious BS.

The good news is that I'm now setting up a sub lab for glassware manufacturing. Now that's some cool stuff.

Now why does that not surprise me.

Texas is one of the worst in "police state" actions like that.

You might want to pull the google document file down, wait until you are all done, upload in a .pdf format to a few trusted websites or friends and let it get out from there.

That and a nom de plume might be in order, Sally Sulphur perhaps.;)

[Jeremy]

thats pretty great in the state you are in. good job. What are you doing to promote CFL?

Nothing now. Helping BJ Lawson with whatever I can online. =) We're trying to get a billboard for him soon...

[amy31416]

Now why does that not surprise me.

Texas is one of the worst in "police state" actions like that.

You might want to pull the google document file down, wait until you are all done, upload in a .pdf format to a few trusted websites or friends and let it get out from there.

That and a nom de plume might be in order, Sally Sulphur perhaps.;)

Yeah. I'm considering just encrypting everything for now and moving all the files that I've accumulated/authored to a less accessible site.

I never imagined that an article on how to create graduated cylinders could potentially link me to criminal activity. Perhaps I'm short-sighted. Just having the mortar/pestle, balances and glassware already peg me as a drug dealer/synthesizer or something.

Oh, and no, Sally is no good. Too Charlie Brown. I'll have to think of something else.

[speciallyblend]

yongrel is considered special interest, so im betting he donated the 500 to influence the corrupted ron paul branch of the republican party;) way to go;)

[Anti Federalist]

Yeah. I'm considering just encrypting everything for now and moving all the files that I've accumulated/authored to a less accessible site.

I never imagined that an article on how to create graduated cylinders could potentially link me to criminal activity. Perhaps I'm short-sighted. Just having the mortar/pestle, balances and glassware already peg me as a drug dealer/synthesizer or something.

Oh, and no, Sally is no good. Too Charlie Brown. I'll have to think of something else.

That's where keeping a CT mindset could save your life.:D

OK, Amy Anhydrous then.

[MRoCkEd]

Connecticut Primary Results

John McCain 78,836 52.00%
Mitt Romney 49,891 32.91%
Mike Huckabee 10,607 7.00%
Ron Paul 6,287 4.15%
Rudy Giuliani* 2,470 1.63%
Uncommitted 2,462 1.62%
Fred Thompson* 538 0.35%
Alan Keyes 376 0.25%
Duncan Hunter* 137 0.09%

Any state that puts 84% of their vote behind Romney and McCain sucks, end of story
Not bad considering there was not one commercial for RP in the state...

[Truth Warrior]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i304/Truth_Warrior/Birthplace_of_George_W_Bush.jpg

[Rhys]

your state song is Yanke Doodle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)?

[ThePieSwindler]

Representin' the CT here, biyatch

[yongrel]

Montana:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/117/285049445_b10f0c04c2.jpg

Connecticut:
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/bald-eagle-head.jpg

[Jeremy]

lol

[Truth Warrior]

State Slogans

Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi

Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

Arizona:
But It's a Dry Heat

Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing

California:
As Seen on TV

Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

Delaware:
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water

Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia:
Without Atlanta we're Alabama

Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky:
Five Million People; Seven Last Names

Louisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine:
We're Really Cold,
But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland:
A Thinking Man's Delaware

Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

Michigan:
First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else

Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada:
Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey:
You Want a ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...

North Carolina:
Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota:
We Really are One of the 50 States!

Ohio:
We Wish We Were In Michigan

Oklahoma:
Like the Play, only No Singing

Oregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal

Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina:
We Have Never Actually Surrendered to the North

South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee:
The Educashun State

Texas:
A Whole 'Nother Country!

Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont:
Yep

Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family -- Really!

Wisconsin:
Come Cut Our Cheese

Wyoming:
Wynot?

[Jeremy]

Dirtier than Mass? Uh.... yah right! I think it's the other way around actually.

[Anti Federalist]

New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey:
You Want a ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

hahah:D

[Truth Warrior]

hahah:D
;)

Oklahoma:
Like the Play, only No Singing

:D