View Full Version : ***Connecticut is better than you and your state!***
yongrel
08-17-2008, 01:50 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, classical liberals and anarcho-capitalists... I would like to take this moment and several moments subsequent to inform you of the following tidbit of information:
Connecticut is better than your state.
Why? Because Connecticut was the first state to raise $500 for the Walk4Freedom, that's why! Much like Mugsy Boggs dunking on Patrick Ewing, Connecticut has beaten all of the rest in record-breaking time.
Proof here: http://walk4freedom.chipin.com/walk4freedom-ct
Though Connecticut has been asserting its superiority since 1635, this is the diamond on the tiara. Connecticut's victory is so complete, so thorough, so intense, so breathtaking that it leaves the rest of you with no hope to compete.
But in case you want to try to defeat Connecticut as the greatest state in existence, click here:
http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?t=149615
Since Connecticut is the rightful and dominant champion of all states, I shall now exercise my prerogative as a Nutmegger to flaunt my state's superiority from this point on. This display of pure fantastic will continue until a challenger appears.
And for you Connecticutters out there that are my Brothers in Awesome, you can maintain our dominance here:
http://walk4freedom.chipin.com/walk4freedom-ct2
That is all.
yongrel
08-17-2008, 01:54 PM
V Texas
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://citizenjake.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/miniweightlifter.jpg&usg=AFQjCNH_2hJtjNH3eqoBEzEZc7e6soPLhw< Connecticut
Anti Federalist
08-17-2008, 01:57 PM
Connecticutters
:confused:
:rolleyes:
:D
The One
08-17-2008, 01:58 PM
V Texas
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://citizenjake.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/miniweightlifter.jpg&usg=AFQjCNH_2hJtjNH3eqoBEzEZc7e6soPLhw< Connecticut
Connecticut is Saddam Hussein's extremely hairy brother who wears colored socks with tennis shoes??? Dude, I wouldn't be posting this as evidence of Connecticut's awesomeness. Connecticut appears to be a major douchebag.
However, kudos on raising the dough. Job well done. Now consider investing a small portion of it in some fashion sense.:p
yongrel
08-17-2008, 06:41 PM
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/whos-awesome.jpg
^Dog in response to Connecticut
powerofreason
08-17-2008, 06:44 PM
Proud Citizen of the People's Republic of Connecticut
yongrel
08-17-2008, 06:44 PM
Oklahoma:
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/548047/2/istockphoto_548047_country_hick.jpg
Connecticut:
http://lovesickbilly.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/cowboy.jpg
yongrel
08-17-2008, 06:47 PM
West Virginia:
http://hoox.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/hillbilly.jpg
Connecticut:
http://www.max-boost.co.uk/stuff/coors_twins2.jpg
No1ButPaul08
08-17-2008, 06:51 PM
Connecticut Primary Results
John McCain 78,836 52.00%
Mitt Romney 49,891 32.91%
Mike Huckabee 10,607 7.00%
Ron Paul 6,287 4.15%
Rudy Giuliani* 2,470 1.63%
Uncommitted 2,462 1.62%
Fred Thompson* 538 0.35%
Alan Keyes 376 0.25%
Duncan Hunter* 137 0.09%
Any state that puts 84% of their vote behind Romney and McCain sucks, end of story
yongrel
08-17-2008, 06:54 PM
Connecticut Primary Results
John McCain 78,836 52.00%
Mitt Romney 49,891 32.91%
Mike Huckabee 10,607 7.00%
Ron Paul 6,287 4.15%
Rudy Giuliani* 2,470 1.63%
Uncommitted 2,462 1.62%
Fred Thompson* 538 0.35%
Alan Keyes 376 0.25%
Duncan Hunter* 137 0.09%
Any state that puts 84% of their vote behind Romney and McCain sucks, end of story
Oh, pishaw. Has your state raised $500 for Walk4Freedom yet? No it hasn't. Therefor, you and your state are objectively inferior to me and mine.
amy31416
08-17-2008, 07:02 PM
I suck and so does my state.
Why even go on?
Anti Federalist
08-17-2008, 07:04 PM
Oklahoma:
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/548047/2/istockphoto_548047_country_hick.jpg
Connecticut:
http://lovesickbilly.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/cowboy.jpg
http://cabcalvinandhobbes.tripod.com/ChPictureGallery/calvinhobbes_laughing.jpg
Kludge
08-17-2008, 07:08 PM
http://cabcalvinandhobbes.tripod.com/ChPictureGallery/calvinhobbes_laughing.jpg
You fail.
Edit: You fail this bad http://www.itchmystitches.com/media/images/cae82d4350cc23aca7fc9ae38dab38ab.gif
Anti Federalist
08-17-2008, 07:11 PM
I suck and so does my state.
Why even go on?
Whoa, yer like all, dark and stuff.
http://bp2.blogger.com/_qmicN86KAxQ/RtRHcvZ2AcI/AAAAAAAAFJY/cf88q1fJams/s320/Dark+Clouds.jpg
It ain't that bad.;)
Anti Federalist
08-17-2008, 07:12 PM
You fail.
I fail?
At laughing?
That was funny, ya sexless phreak.:p
ItsTime
08-17-2008, 07:16 PM
congrats. Are they collecting money at their town hall meetings?
amy31416
08-17-2008, 07:17 PM
Whoa, yer like all, dark and stuff.
http://bp2.blogger.com/_qmicN86KAxQ/RtRHcvZ2AcI/AAAAAAAAFJY/cf88q1fJams/s320/Dark+Clouds.jpg
It ain't that bad.;)
I need one of those!
Just in a funk because I tried getting some chemicals and ran into a lot of problems because of our "drug war" and those asshat meth-heads. Even doing a google search on some of the stuff brought up this weird google error saying they had to remove several results because of pedophilia, of all things.
I was just looking up where to get a god damned chemical. Grrr.
Anti Federalist
08-17-2008, 07:24 PM
I need one of those!
Just in a funk because I tried getting some chemicals and ran into a lot of problems because of our "drug war" and those asshat meth-heads. Even doing a google search on some of the stuff brought up this weird google error saying they had to remove several results because of pedophilia, of all things.
I was just looking up where to get a god damned chemical. Grrr.
Whoa, now yer fucked.
In fact, who is this??? Prank post, prank post!!!
Seriously, that's a drag. I've started to notice stuff like that trying to get automotive and paint chemicals as well.
Anti Federalist
08-17-2008, 07:25 PM
You fail.
Edit: You fail this bad http://www.itchmystitches.com/media/images/cae82d4350cc23aca7fc9ae38dab38ab.gif
That even funnier!!
:D
Kotin
08-17-2008, 07:26 PM
well Texas is bigger.
bitches.
The One
08-17-2008, 07:26 PM
I forget.....what state does Ron Paul live in?:p
ItsTime
08-17-2008, 07:28 PM
congrats. Are they collecting money at their town hall meetings?
qms (quoting myself did I just make that up?) for an answer lol
Jeremy
08-17-2008, 07:28 PM
The Constitution State! Woo!!
Jeremy
08-17-2008, 07:29 PM
By the way fellow Connecticutians, my town bot the highest RP % in the entire state. And my brother was the precinct leader.... who didn't do anything at all though. He signed up for it and that's it. <.<
ItsTime
08-17-2008, 07:30 PM
By the way fellow Connecticutians, my town bot the highest RP % in the entire state. And my brother was the precinct leader.... who didn't do anything at all though. He signed up for it and that's it. <.<
did you break 25% like the areas we canvassed? :D
mstrmac1
08-17-2008, 07:32 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, classical liberals and anarcho-capitalists... I would like to take this moment and several moments subsequent to inform you of the following tidbit of information:
Connecticut is better than your state.
Why? Because Connecticut was the first state to raise $500 for the Walk4Freedom, that's why! Much like Mugsy Boggs dunking on Patrick Ewing, Connecticut has beaten all of the rest in record-breaking time.
Proof here: http://walk4freedom.chipin.com/walk4freedom-ct
Though Connecticut has been asserting its superiority since 1635, this is the diamond on the tiara. Connecticut's victory is so complete, so thorough, so intense, so breathtaking that it leaves the rest of you with no hope to compete.
But in case you want to try to defeat Connecticut as the greatest state in existence, click here:
http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?t=149615
Since Connecticut is the rightful and dominant champion of all states, I shall now exercise my prerogative as a Nutmegger to flaunt my state's superiority from this point on. This display of pure fantastic will continue until a challenger appears.
And for you Connecticutters out there that are my Brothers in Awesome, you can maintain our dominance here:
http://walk4freedom.chipin.com/walk4freedom-ct2
That is all.
Yongrel...what meds do u take?
Jeremy
08-17-2008, 07:32 PM
did you break 25% like the areas we canvassed? :D
My town got like 14%.
amy31416
08-17-2008, 07:32 PM
Whoa, now yer fucked.
In fact, who is this??? Prank post, prank post!!!
Seriously, that's a drag. I've started to notice stuff like that trying to get automotive and paint chemicals as well.
Hahahaha.
Seriously, I'm getting paranoid as hell writing this thing and it's not even anything remotely resembling "The Anarchist's Cookbook".
I saved all these files in attempting to search for this stuff, it's just crazy some of the search results. I have a small hardware store to go to tomorrow, I'll see if that stuff has changed as well.
OH! And in all my research today, I found out that Texas requires registration of all laboratory glassware. Now that is some serious BS.
The good news is that I'm now setting up a sub lab for glassware manufacturing. Now that's some cool stuff.
ItsTime
08-17-2008, 07:35 PM
My town got like 14%.
thats pretty great in the state you are in. good job. What are you doing to promote CFL?
Anti Federalist
08-17-2008, 07:39 PM
Hahahaha.
Seriously, I'm getting paranoid as hell writing this thing and it's not even anything remotely resembling "The Anarchist's Cookbook".
I saved all these files in attempting to search for this stuff, it's just crazy some of the search results. I have a small hardware store to go to tomorrow, I'll see if that stuff has changed as well.
OH! And in all my research today, I found out that Texas requires registration of all laboratory glassware. Now that is some serious BS.
The good news is that I'm now setting up a sub lab for glassware manufacturing. Now that's some cool stuff.
Now why does that not surprise me.
Texas is one of the worst in "police state" actions like that.
You might want to pull the google document file down, wait until you are all done, upload in a .pdf format to a few trusted websites or friends and let it get out from there.
That and a nom de plume might be in order, Sally Sulphur perhaps.;)
Jeremy
08-17-2008, 07:39 PM
thats pretty great in the state you are in. good job. What are you doing to promote CFL?
Nothing now. Helping BJ Lawson with whatever I can online. =) We're trying to get a billboard for him soon...
amy31416
08-17-2008, 07:48 PM
Now why does that not surprise me.
Texas is one of the worst in "police state" actions like that.
You might want to pull the google document file down, wait until you are all done, upload in a .pdf format to a few trusted websites or friends and let it get out from there.
That and a nom de plume might be in order, Sally Sulphur perhaps.;)
Yeah. I'm considering just encrypting everything for now and moving all the files that I've accumulated/authored to a less accessible site.
I never imagined that an article on how to create graduated cylinders could potentially link me to criminal activity. Perhaps I'm short-sighted. Just having the mortar/pestle, balances and glassware already peg me as a drug dealer/synthesizer or something.
Oh, and no, Sally is no good. Too Charlie Brown. I'll have to think of something else.
speciallyblend
08-17-2008, 08:05 PM
yongrel is considered special interest, so im betting he donated the 500 to influence the corrupted ron paul branch of the republican party;) way to go;)
Anti Federalist
08-17-2008, 08:42 PM
Yeah. I'm considering just encrypting everything for now and moving all the files that I've accumulated/authored to a less accessible site.
I never imagined that an article on how to create graduated cylinders could potentially link me to criminal activity. Perhaps I'm short-sighted. Just having the mortar/pestle, balances and glassware already peg me as a drug dealer/synthesizer or something.
Oh, and no, Sally is no good. Too Charlie Brown. I'll have to think of something else.
That's where keeping a CT mindset could save your life.:D
OK, Amy Anhydrous then.
MRoCkEd
08-17-2008, 08:45 PM
Connecticut Primary Results
John McCain 78,836 52.00%
Mitt Romney 49,891 32.91%
Mike Huckabee 10,607 7.00%
Ron Paul 6,287 4.15%
Rudy Giuliani* 2,470 1.63%
Uncommitted 2,462 1.62%
Fred Thompson* 538 0.35%
Alan Keyes 376 0.25%
Duncan Hunter* 137 0.09%
Any state that puts 84% of their vote behind Romney and McCain sucks, end of story
Not bad considering there was not one commercial for RP in the state...
Truth Warrior
08-17-2008, 08:50 PM
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i304/Truth_Warrior/Birthplace_of_George_W_Bush.jpg
your state song is Yanke Doodle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)?
ThePieSwindler
08-18-2008, 12:37 AM
Representin' the CT here, biyatch
yongrel
08-18-2008, 07:32 AM
Montana:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/117/285049445_b10f0c04c2.jpg
Connecticut:
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/bald-eagle-head.jpg
Jeremy
08-18-2008, 07:51 AM
lol
Truth Warrior
08-18-2008, 08:20 AM
State Slogans
Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona:
But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California:
As Seen on TV
Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware:
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia:
Without Atlanta we're Alabama
Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky:
Five Million People; Seven Last Names
Louisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine:
We're Really Cold,
But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:
A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
Michigan:
First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:
Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:
You Want a ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...
North Carolina:
Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota:
We Really are One of the 50 States!
Ohio:
We Wish We Were In Michigan
Oklahoma:
Like the Play, only No Singing
Oregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:
We Have Never Actually Surrendered to the North
South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:
The Educashun State
Texas:
A Whole 'Nother Country!
Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:
Yep
Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family -- Really!
Wisconsin:
Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming:
Wynot?
Jeremy
08-18-2008, 08:40 AM
Dirtier than Mass? Uh.... yah right! I think it's the other way around actually.
Anti Federalist
08-18-2008, 09:33 AM
New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:
You Want a ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
hahah:D
Truth Warrior
08-18-2008, 09:53 AM
hahah:D
;)
Oklahoma:
Like the Play, only No Singing
:D
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