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Agent Chameleon
08-17-2008, 11:37 AM
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Long Live the Nutmeg State!

Long Live the State of Never Ending Construction!

Long Live Her Highness Jodi Rell!

I've always been proud to be a Connecticuter but today, my beliefs have never been more validated.

You see, Connecticuters once again proved their racial superiority over the subhumans of the lesser 49 states... by being the first to reach their goal for the walk4Freedom!

That's right, Connecticuters... the Master Race. Of course even Darwin knew that we Connecticuters are the most evolved race of humans. For who else would have the racial strength and superhuman intelligence to come up with enough fundraising to make the walk4Freedom in our state. Of course, we didn't need the money anyway because Connecticuters would be smart enough to understand the teachings on Ron Paul. But it once again shows how superior and well-bred we are.

I'll get my friend ronpaulin2008 to compare the shape of Connecticuter skulls to the skulls of the lesser 49 states. It's theorized that Pennsylvanians and Minnesotans are closer to **** erectus than **** sapiens.

So are you going to tell me that my theories of Connecticut racial superiority are bunk? Well without science and skull measurements I fail to see how you'll do that....unless...

You could prove that you folks of the lesser states are equal to us Connecticuters if you replicate our feat of reaching our walk4Freedom goal...

Donate hear to take on the ubermenchen! http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?t=149615

Until then...Connecticut über alles!

MRoCkEd
08-17-2008, 11:46 AM
Woohoo, but Connecticuters voted for lieberman for senate, and mccain for president. don't forget.

Agent Chameleon
08-17-2008, 11:53 AM
Woohoo, but Connecticuters voted for lieberman for senate, and mccain for president. don't forget.

Silence you subhuman! Being a native of Connecticut, Lieberman's cranium is 10x the size of yours. And McCain is a mighty warrior, we Connecticuters respect such strength, even from subhuman Arizonans. We theorize that Arizonans are closer related to the pure Connecticuters, but they have too much monkey Texan in them, thus draining their racial purity.

The only way you can disprove our claim of being the Master Race is by helping the lesser states meet their fundraising goals!

MRoCkEd
08-17-2008, 11:55 AM
oh ok

Agent Chameleon
08-17-2008, 12:03 PM
Woohoo, but Connecticuters voted for lieberman for senate, and mccain for president. don't forget.

Besides shouldn't you Ron Paul Supporters be even more embarrassed?

We are a state of liberals, and yet we meet our fundraising goal?

Anti Federalist
08-17-2008, 12:03 PM
Silence you subhuman! Being a native of Connecticut, Lieberman's cranium is 10x the size of yours. And McCain is a mighty warrior, we Connecticuters respect such strength, even from subhuman Arizonans. We theorize that Arizonans are closer related to the pure Connecticuters, but they have too much monkey Texan in them, thus draining their racial purity.

The only way you can disprove our claim of being the Master Race is by helping the lesser states meet their fundraising goals!

lulz:rolleyes:

Agent Chameleon
08-17-2008, 12:05 PM
lulz:rolleyes:

Your use of such barbarian words only further validates my beliefs in Connecticuter racial superiority!

Remember... there's only way to beat the Ubermenchen...

The_Orlonater
08-17-2008, 01:31 PM
Since when were people of Connecticut a race? :P

The One
08-17-2008, 01:34 PM
I've never heard of this "Connecticut." Where is it.....someplace in Europe? My guess is that my homestate of Texas probably has chunks of corn in its shit that are bigger than Connecticut.:p

yongrel
08-17-2008, 01:38 PM
Texas wishes it could be as cool as Connecticut. Connecticut is so awesome that they don't even need to have decent food. CT is the Usain Bolt of states; instead of giving 100%, it flaunts its superiority by sauntering the last bit.