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angelatc
08-15-2008, 01:09 PM
I am sorry but I can't get past the fact that we can't overtake Obama.

http://www.campaigncola.com/

If I lived in MN I'd order 5000 bottles and sell them at the convention / campground.

Jeremy
08-15-2008, 01:14 PM
1) Obama soda was up there far longer.
2) Who's Ron Paul?

JosephTheLibertarian
08-15-2008, 01:16 PM
I am sorry but I can't get past the fact that we can't overtake Obama.

http://www.campaigncola.com/

If I lived in MN I'd order 5000 bottles and sell them at the convention / campground.

Ron Paul's campaign is over.

acptulsa
08-15-2008, 01:16 PM
Got to canvas for a liberty candidate for state senate tonight, and it's my turn to drive and spend my gas. Have to save enough to get to Minnesota. Need gold by fall. Sorry if I'm not importing enough cola special delivery from halfway across the mainland. Given how I hate both corn syrup and aspertame, I'd dearly love to be able to afford to burn that kind of money...

AJ Antimony
08-15-2008, 01:18 PM
We don't suck, we're just Ron Paul supporters. If we stopped supporting Ron for a second, we'd see that Obama is dominating the internet much more so than Paul. Mainly because he won the primary and will likely win the election, but still.

Sandra
08-15-2008, 01:23 PM
What would happen to Jone's Cola's online sales if Ron Paul got ahead?

JosephTheLibertarian
08-15-2008, 01:26 PM
All Jones is doing is taking advantage of you all. What do you get for winning? I don't need to tell you what they're getting...

ARealConservative
08-15-2008, 01:27 PM
I'm still a little more disappointed with the votes we lacked then the soda sales.

Kade
08-15-2008, 01:27 PM
All Jones is doing is taking advantage of you all. What do you get for winning? I don't need to tell you what they're getting...

It's a good company though..

I wonder what "Yes we can" tastes like...

ARealConservative
08-15-2008, 01:27 PM
All Jones is doing is taking advantage of you all. What do you get for winning? I don't need to tell you what they're getting...

agreed. They didn't even include us at the outset. We had to beg to allow them to profit off us at ridiculous markup rates.

LittleLightShining
08-15-2008, 01:28 PM
Got to canvas for a liberty candidate for state senate tonight, and it's my turn to drive and spend my gas. Have to save enough to get to Minnesota. Need gold by fall. Sorry if I'm not importing enough cola special delivery from halfway across the mainland. Given how I hate both corn syrup and aspertame, I'd dearly love to be able to afford to burn that kind of money...
I'm with you there-- bigger fish to fry, so to speak. But Jones Colas only use cane sugar, not corn syrup hence the bigger price tag.

Kade
08-15-2008, 01:29 PM
I'm still a little more disappointed with the votes we lacked then the soda sales.

Put me in the campaign, and I will make a mockery of the already retarded system in the sheer ridiculous of my campaigning ability.

Unleash the Liberal Rove™.

angelatc
08-15-2008, 01:29 PM
Oh those damned capitalists. How dare they insult us with a marketing ploy designed to appeal to us?

acptulsa
08-15-2008, 01:30 PM
But Jones Colas only use cane sugar, not corn syrup hence the bigger price tag.

Yup. I do like the stuff. But as you say, bigger fish for the pan...

ARealConservative
08-15-2008, 01:32 PM
Oh those damned capitalists. How dare they insult us with a marketing ploy designed to appeal to us?

the marketing ploy of ignoring us until an avalanche of angry posters made them capitulate.

:rolleyes:

Kade
08-15-2008, 01:36 PM
the marketing ploy of ignoring us until an avalanche of angry posters made them capitulate.

:rolleyes:

John Edwards received more votes than Paul, as did Huckabee and Romney, I don't see their sodas...

angelatc
08-15-2008, 01:36 PM
the marketing ploy of ignoring us until an avalanche of angry posters made them capitulate.



That was the whole point of writing, wasn't it?

They didn't ignore us - they didn't realize we were here. When we announced our presence, they gave us what we wanted.

All battles should be that simple.

Sandra
08-15-2008, 01:37 PM
The cola sales they had from us is plenty. They don't exactly have to give us the actual numbers sold but it does seem to be coming from us.

acptulsa
08-15-2008, 01:39 PM
John Edwards received more votes than Paul, as did Huckabee and Romney, I don't see their sodas...

I guess that means we do suck--on soda bottles.

P.S. Given our never-say-die attitude, if I were Jones I'd tell us we're losing no matter what.

Danke
08-15-2008, 01:42 PM
Over $2 for a bottle of sugar water? Beer is a lot cheaper here in MN than that.

Bring back "Billy Beer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Beer)" and maybe I'll partake.

acptulsa
08-15-2008, 01:44 PM
Bring back "Billy Beer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Beer)" and maybe I'll partake.

LOL. Six packs of Billy Beer are still a dime a dozen. No one ever, ever bought it for the taste.

Mahkato
08-15-2008, 01:49 PM
Why does everyone care about this? It's so ridiculously silly. If Wal-Mart started selling Ron Paul-branded microwaves, would you encourage us to all go buy half a dozen of them?

1000-points-of-fright
08-15-2008, 01:51 PM
Jones Sodas are shitty anyway. On the other hand, Stewart's is THE shit!

JosephTheLibertarian
08-15-2008, 01:59 PM
Oh those damned capitalists. How dare they insult us with a marketing ploy designed to appeal to us?

^^^

that's something rich people say.

acptulsa
08-15-2008, 02:03 PM
Jones Sodas are shitty anyway. On the other hand, Stewart's is THE shit!

Faygo ftw!

ARealConservative
08-15-2008, 02:23 PM
John Edwards received more votes than Paul, as did Huckabee and Romney, I don't see their sodas...

We had not suspended our campaign when this promotion began, whereas those others you listed were already out.

SLSteven
08-15-2008, 02:37 PM
Obama fans are far more conditioned from all of the koolaid drinking.

Kade
08-15-2008, 02:44 PM
Obama fans are far more conditioned from all of the koolaid drinking.

Yep, hucka hucka hucka, yep! I can't believe those people are actually going to vote for such a flaming liberal socialist fascist right-lefist.

At least they aren't drinking Flavor-Aid™.

Kludge
08-15-2008, 02:46 PM
Yep, hucka hucka hucka, yep! I can't believe those people are actually going to vote for such a flaming liberal socialist fascist right-lefist.

At least they aren't drinking Flavor-Aid™.

I don't think Obama has ever had his flaming problem exposed yet (neither definition).

SLSteven
08-15-2008, 02:50 PM
I can't believe those people are actually going to vote for such a flaming liberal socialist fascist right-lefist.



+1

Kade
08-15-2008, 02:51 PM
I don't think Obama has ever had his flaming problem exposed yet (neither definition).

Very respectable and unbiased sources say otherwise my dearest threadturd!

http://townhall.com/columnists/KevinMcCullough/2008/03/02/obama_americas_first_gay_president

SLSteven
08-15-2008, 02:51 PM
Kade, are you attending the Rally for the Republic?

Kade
08-15-2008, 02:54 PM
Kade, are you attending the Rally for the Republic?

I value my life highly. If I go, none of you are going to know it.

Kludge
08-15-2008, 02:54 PM
Very respectable and unbiased sources say otherwise my dearest threadturd!

http://townhall.com/columnists/KevinMcCullough/2008/03/02/obama_americas_first_gay_president

Excellent read. Bookmarked.

JosephTheLibertarian
08-15-2008, 02:56 PM
Excellent read. Bookmarked.

Howdo you know it's an "excellent read" if you haven't read it yet? And why bookmark something you've read already? lol

SLSteven
08-15-2008, 02:57 PM
I value my life highly. If I go, none of you are going to know it.

It will be a peaceful rally.

JosephTheLibertarian
08-15-2008, 02:57 PM
I value my life highly. If I go, none of you are going to know it.

I feel the same way.

Kade
08-15-2008, 02:58 PM
Excellent read. Bookmarked.

I agree... what really, really ticks me off about Obama is his promise to "violate a major tenant of all traditional religious systems observed in America".

Luckily for us, he has promised to use more tax payer money to expand faith based and community initiatives, (so we can use tax payer money to spread the message of Jesus Christ and the Second Coming).

This country needs a high moral standard and Buck Baldarr will deliver it!

Kade
08-15-2008, 02:59 PM
It will be a peaceful rally.

If I show up with my megaphone, I will be shot.

ARealConservative
08-15-2008, 02:59 PM
I feel the same way.

you value kade's life highly?

Kludge
08-15-2008, 02:59 PM
Howdo you know it's an "excellent read" if you haven't read it yet? And why bookmark something you've read already? lol

I have read it. I bookmarked it so I can share it with others interested.

JosephTheLibertarian
08-15-2008, 03:00 PM
I have read it. I bookmarked it so I can share it with others interested.

I thought you didn't care about people. hm

Kade
08-15-2008, 03:00 PM
you value kade's life highly?

One day, you will too. You just won't know it's me.

=)

Kludge
08-15-2008, 03:01 PM
I agree... what really, really ticks me off about Obama is his promise to "violate a major tenant of all traditional religious systems observed in America".

Luckily for us, he has promised to use more tax payer money to expand faith based and community initiatives, (so we can use tax payer money to spread the message of Jesus Christ and the Second Coming).

This country needs a high moral standard and Buck Baldarr will deliver it!

I lol'd when the author wrote "committed Obama supporters share his uber-libertine leanings to homosexual behavior".

And so you know, Barr now hates marriage and those of faith (most notably the Wiccan) in an attempt to alienate his base so that they instead vote for McBama.

Kludge
08-15-2008, 03:03 PM
I thought you didn't care about people. hm

I care about people I know are of value very much. It's in my nature as a sycophant. I think they linked a gene to it, like homosexuality.

Kade
08-15-2008, 03:03 PM
I am actually lol right now... funny thread.

JosephTheLibertarian
08-15-2008, 03:04 PM
I care about people I know are of value very much. It's in my nature as a sycophant. I think they linked a gene to it, like homosexuality.

"I care about people I know are of value"

Gold digger? lol!

ARealConservative
08-15-2008, 03:06 PM
One day, you will too. You just won't know it's me.

=)

I seriously doubt that - and it has nothing to do with you.

Even if you were the bee's knees - what kind of minimalist would I be if I highly valued things I could easily do without?

Kade
08-15-2008, 03:08 PM
I seriously doubt that - and it has nothing to do with you.

Even if you were the bee's knees - what kind of minimalist would I be if I highly valued things I could easily do without?

Well then, I suppose I stand corrected. Myself, I would value strong "Powhatan" style... or Cincinnatus like leadership.

RonPaulFanInGA
08-15-2008, 11:47 PM
2) Who's Ron Paul?

Huh?

HenryKnoxFineBooks
08-16-2008, 03:25 AM
John Edwards received more votes than Paul, as did Huckabee and Romney, I don't see their sodas...



WRONG. Edwards tallied 400,000 votes.

Rhys
08-16-2008, 03:30 AM
I am sorry but I can't get past the fact that we can't overtake Obama.

http://www.campaigncola.com/

If I lived in MN I'd order 5000 bottles and sell them at the convention / campground.

you suck.

i like diet pepsi max.

free market. love it.

RonPaulFanInGA
08-16-2008, 05:09 AM
John Edwards received more votes than Paul, as did Huckabee and Romney, I don't see their sodas...

2008 primary:

Ron Paul: 1,141,172 votes (Republican primary)

John Edwards: 993,915 votes (democratic primary)

JosephTheLibertarian
08-16-2008, 08:55 AM
you suck.

i like diet pepsi max.

free market. love it.

Diet soda sucks.