Kade
08-08-2008, 02:48 PM
Recently, I've caught the communicable disease Known as Free Market Purism (also know as 22q13 deletion syndrome when it is natural), and my head was instantly cleared, and the rest of my body, well, let me tell ya, underwent quite the cleansing detox too!
After reading the recent explanatory and informative posts (which were all very rational and polite I might add!) about what could and could not exist in the Free Market, I began to wonder what others thing might be excluded in our simulated fantasy land. Could it be that our hypothetical Free Market Land could also weed out idiots?
I got to thinking, which, if you know me well enough, it's very, very difficult for me to form any sort of individual thought, if I am able to produce a thought at all! (This might be why I caught FMP so easily!) Anyway, this experiment I thought about in my head produced wondrous results! It seems that when I combined verbal logic with a dash of propaganda, and all kinds of assumptions, I was, in totality, able to eliminate idiots altogether from our Fantasy Land!!!
Now first, we had to define "idiots" so that the term did not apply too loosely to anything that might sneak it's way under the verbal logic! So, idiots were simply defined as Anyone who does not agree with the principles of Free Market Purism.
Then we had to set out, (in our fantasy simulation) the next steps in ridding ourselves of these people... since they do not stand for individualism because they do not think like us!
Now, in order to do this, I had to create, magically, a non-violent police force to enforce the principles of liberty. This was a difficult task. I myself am far too dumb and inferior to create such a logical fallacy, so I resorted to my Anarchists' Cookbook and my Rothbard dictiorany, and voila, I just assumed it into existence!
I knew the next steps were difficult, but I made it twice as easy by defining all the "idiots" (see above) into the same category. This category needs a name that associated (in the general population) with evil... since "idiots" itself seemed to self define, we needed a primer. Thus was born, "Liberasocialefthitlerarxism".
Granted, at first my mind mildy rebelled, I mean how could a class system and a non-class system be related to a philosophy of freedom and a economic system and people who labeled themselves free thinkers (ya right!)? But I ignored these problems... because it was so much easier to pile these people into the same category... I mean c'mon, we all know that we are the individuals, who stand proudly by our strict principles and shun the outsiders belligerently and without provocation! These guys are all collectivist, and we ought to subvert them to our will, or destroy their cause in any possible manner!
With the "idiots" all properly defined, I moved towards the final enforcement of our principles! We needed to expose the last remaining people who were against us to the public.
This was actually the easiest part. In our mental experiment, we just simply erased privacy. it was sheer genius and I'm sad to admit that I didn't think of it myself (Something I can thank ARealConservative and Kludge for).
The best part about this whole mental experiment (a paper will be forthcoming) is that by using so many assumptions and insulting other people who might have questioned my values, I was able to improve upon the results with little rigidity. our grand experiment was able to prove, through valid verbal logic and assumptions, (a nice load of propaganda) that there was no way "idiots" (as we defined them) could possibly exist in a REAL Free Market!
Astonishing! Spread the word my fellow Liberty Movement Collective! Tell as many people as possible, and stomp out and insult anyone who dares to disagree! It's our destiny and our goal, to bring back our version of liberty to the people, even if we have to shove it down their throats!
Down with idiots!
After reading the recent explanatory and informative posts (which were all very rational and polite I might add!) about what could and could not exist in the Free Market, I began to wonder what others thing might be excluded in our simulated fantasy land. Could it be that our hypothetical Free Market Land could also weed out idiots?
I got to thinking, which, if you know me well enough, it's very, very difficult for me to form any sort of individual thought, if I am able to produce a thought at all! (This might be why I caught FMP so easily!) Anyway, this experiment I thought about in my head produced wondrous results! It seems that when I combined verbal logic with a dash of propaganda, and all kinds of assumptions, I was, in totality, able to eliminate idiots altogether from our Fantasy Land!!!
Now first, we had to define "idiots" so that the term did not apply too loosely to anything that might sneak it's way under the verbal logic! So, idiots were simply defined as Anyone who does not agree with the principles of Free Market Purism.
Then we had to set out, (in our fantasy simulation) the next steps in ridding ourselves of these people... since they do not stand for individualism because they do not think like us!
Now, in order to do this, I had to create, magically, a non-violent police force to enforce the principles of liberty. This was a difficult task. I myself am far too dumb and inferior to create such a logical fallacy, so I resorted to my Anarchists' Cookbook and my Rothbard dictiorany, and voila, I just assumed it into existence!
I knew the next steps were difficult, but I made it twice as easy by defining all the "idiots" (see above) into the same category. This category needs a name that associated (in the general population) with evil... since "idiots" itself seemed to self define, we needed a primer. Thus was born, "Liberasocialefthitlerarxism".
Granted, at first my mind mildy rebelled, I mean how could a class system and a non-class system be related to a philosophy of freedom and a economic system and people who labeled themselves free thinkers (ya right!)? But I ignored these problems... because it was so much easier to pile these people into the same category... I mean c'mon, we all know that we are the individuals, who stand proudly by our strict principles and shun the outsiders belligerently and without provocation! These guys are all collectivist, and we ought to subvert them to our will, or destroy their cause in any possible manner!
With the "idiots" all properly defined, I moved towards the final enforcement of our principles! We needed to expose the last remaining people who were against us to the public.
This was actually the easiest part. In our mental experiment, we just simply erased privacy. it was sheer genius and I'm sad to admit that I didn't think of it myself (Something I can thank ARealConservative and Kludge for).
The best part about this whole mental experiment (a paper will be forthcoming) is that by using so many assumptions and insulting other people who might have questioned my values, I was able to improve upon the results with little rigidity. our grand experiment was able to prove, through valid verbal logic and assumptions, (a nice load of propaganda) that there was no way "idiots" (as we defined them) could possibly exist in a REAL Free Market!
Astonishing! Spread the word my fellow Liberty Movement Collective! Tell as many people as possible, and stomp out and insult anyone who dares to disagree! It's our destiny and our goal, to bring back our version of liberty to the people, even if we have to shove it down their throats!
Down with idiots!