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im_a_pepper
08-30-2007, 03:41 PM
Facts you may or may not have known about Ron Paul gathered from ever-so credible sources across the internetS.


Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.

Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the
Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.

Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the
call of freedom.

Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.

Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What Would Ron Paul Do?"

Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates.

I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Ron Paul.

If you pull Ron Paul's finger, a band will march by playing
Yankee Doodle Dandy.

Ron Paul's idea of Gun Control is both hands on the weapon.

Ron Paul can fly, but he doesn’t. That would be unconstitutional.

Ron Paul once folded a Royal Flush. He hates Monarchy.

Ron Paul is 9 feet tall, but the weight of his conscience makes
him look shorter.

Studies by the World Health Organization show that
Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.

Ron Paul let the dogs out. They were being held without due process.

When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the
bed for Ron Paul.

Ron Paul uses tax returns of US citizens as toilet paper.

Ron Paul doesn't pee. He liberates urine.

Ron Paul has a regenerative healing factor, retractable claws of
freedom and a skeletal system comprised of adamantium
encased liberty.

Ron Paul's midi-chlorian level is off the chart.

When applied directly to the brain, Ron Paul instantly
cures socialism.

While not a proctologist, Ron Paul will save this country's ass

The chief export of Ron Paul is liberty.

Ron Paul can believe its not butter.

Ron Paul's experience as a Gynecologist gives him the best
credentials to fix the BUSH Administration.

zahirakids
08-30-2007, 03:55 PM
:D Love it

Paulitician
08-30-2007, 04:07 PM
Funny... kind of like Chuck Norris jokes.