causeofliberty
07-24-2008, 11:25 PM
Turns out that Napoleon Dynamite is quite the educated man and patriot and he has a lot to say about the state of America. He also has a flippin’ eloquent way of expressing his sweet views. Enjoy!
10. “America used to have sweet skills, like manufacturing and production skills, freedom skills, virtue skills…but now we have like a buttload of problems and that’s why our dollar isn’t hardly worth anything. Investors only want countries with sweet skills. We’re freakin’ IDIOTS!”
9. “Neo-cons have pretty much the worst foreign policy EVER. Those guys are retarded!”
8. “Pretty much all anyone has to do to get elected anymore is to tell the people that if they vote for them all of their wildest dreams will come true. The people don’t want to do flipping anything for themselves!”
7. “What the heck are judges and legislators doing to homeschoolers (http://www.causeofliberty.com/2008/03/homeschoolers-are-now-officially-criminals/) — trying to ruin everyone’s lives and make them look like freakin’ idiots?”
6. “I turned out so good ’cause I have a sweet family. Everyone would have more of a killer time if we took better care of the family (http://www.causeofliberty.com/2008/03/family-salt-factories/).”
5. “Can you ask my grandma to bring me some money? My bank account hurts real bad from all this flippin’ inflation! I asked the Secretary of the Treasury and the Chairman of the Federal Reserve for help but they don’t know anything.”
4. “The day we passed the 17th Amendment was pretty much the worst day of America’s life, what do you think?! GOSH! Where were all the smart legislators that day — staying home and eating all the flippin’ chips?”
3. “My favorite form of government is a constitutional republic (http://www.causeofliberty.com/2008/06/question-4-what-is-the-american-form-of-government/). It’s like a monarchy, aristocracy, and democracy mixed…bred for its skills and checks and balances. Democracy is the worst form of government EVER!”
2. “I’d vote for Pedro before any of the decroded piece of crap candidates we have right now.”
And the number one thing that Napoleon Dynamite has to say about America is...click here (http://www.causeofliberty.com/2008/07/top-10-things-napoleon-dynamite-has-to-say-about-america/).
10. “America used to have sweet skills, like manufacturing and production skills, freedom skills, virtue skills…but now we have like a buttload of problems and that’s why our dollar isn’t hardly worth anything. Investors only want countries with sweet skills. We’re freakin’ IDIOTS!”
9. “Neo-cons have pretty much the worst foreign policy EVER. Those guys are retarded!”
8. “Pretty much all anyone has to do to get elected anymore is to tell the people that if they vote for them all of their wildest dreams will come true. The people don’t want to do flipping anything for themselves!”
7. “What the heck are judges and legislators doing to homeschoolers (http://www.causeofliberty.com/2008/03/homeschoolers-are-now-officially-criminals/) — trying to ruin everyone’s lives and make them look like freakin’ idiots?”
6. “I turned out so good ’cause I have a sweet family. Everyone would have more of a killer time if we took better care of the family (http://www.causeofliberty.com/2008/03/family-salt-factories/).”
5. “Can you ask my grandma to bring me some money? My bank account hurts real bad from all this flippin’ inflation! I asked the Secretary of the Treasury and the Chairman of the Federal Reserve for help but they don’t know anything.”
4. “The day we passed the 17th Amendment was pretty much the worst day of America’s life, what do you think?! GOSH! Where were all the smart legislators that day — staying home and eating all the flippin’ chips?”
3. “My favorite form of government is a constitutional republic (http://www.causeofliberty.com/2008/06/question-4-what-is-the-american-form-of-government/). It’s like a monarchy, aristocracy, and democracy mixed…bred for its skills and checks and balances. Democracy is the worst form of government EVER!”
2. “I’d vote for Pedro before any of the decroded piece of crap candidates we have right now.”
And the number one thing that Napoleon Dynamite has to say about America is...click here (http://www.causeofliberty.com/2008/07/top-10-things-napoleon-dynamite-has-to-say-about-america/).