Are you going to die today? Not with these handy widgits!

[Kludge]

http://www.nationalterroralert.com/h...ecurity-alert/ (http://www.nationalterroralert.com/homeland-security-alert/)
http://www.nationalterroralert.com/advisory7.gif

http://www.terror-alert.com/getcode.html
http://www.terror-alert.com/images/TerrorAlertElevated.jpg

http://www.softpedia.com/get/Windows...y-Widget.shtml (http://www.softpedia.com/get/Windows-Widgets/Widget-Miscellaneous/Homeland-Security-Widget.shtml)

http://www.softpedia.com/screenshots/Homeland-Security-Widget_1.png


These will save you from terrorist gov't mercenaries trying to depressurize your cabin - Make sure to check them HOURLY at the most to be sure of the terror-trends.

[Kludge]

Bump for honor and safety.

[Andrew-Austin]

Green - I feel pretty safe, but perhaps I should let the gov. tap my phones anyways.
Blue - That creep wearing the turbin looks suspicous, glad the TSA gangsters anal probed everyone before the plane took off.
Yellow - Its time to buy more duck tape, and peel off every thought crime bumper sticker in sight.
Orange - How dare you question the preemtive invasion of Iran, do you want the terrorists to win? Off to gitmo with ye.
Red - Screw the constitution, we're all gunna die! Bush must have his third term!

[zach]

Bump for honor and safety.

I feel that I should +1 this patriotic bump because I believe in safety.

[Kludge]

Bump for the Safety Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg)