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LibertiORDeth
06-21-2008, 09:50 PM
For my sig. Help me out people, say something... unforgettable! :p

DeadtoSin
06-21-2008, 09:55 PM
Lukeownzu is a paragon of liberty, a scholar, gentleman, and has an astounding physique.

yongrel
06-21-2008, 09:55 PM
http://www.facepalm.org/images/15.jpg

LibertiORDeth
06-21-2008, 09:57 PM
Lukeownzu is a paragon of liberty, a scholar, gentleman, and has an astounding physique.

Dang it I wish more people said that about me :D

Kalifornia
06-21-2008, 10:01 PM
"Only a douche would quote four people in his sig" :D

AFM
06-21-2008, 10:03 PM
McCain likes big caulks.

Roxi
06-21-2008, 10:05 PM
87% of all statistics are made up on the spot

torchbearer
06-21-2008, 10:05 PM
87% of all statistics are made up on the spot

:D winner

IPSecure
06-21-2008, 10:13 PM
Why are we on this hunk of rock, floating in space?

Roxi
06-21-2008, 10:41 PM
i don't remember whos it is but the one about "..... and how the hell did i get in this handbasket...." one is hilarious, probably my favorite forum sig...

ill try to find it

mtmedlin
06-21-2008, 10:44 PM
"Wherever you go, there you are"

"It is what it is"

"I dont care what you smell, get in there!"

"I dont mind individuality, as long as we all do it together"

yongrel
06-21-2008, 10:45 PM
vvv - My sig.

nate895
06-21-2008, 10:50 PM
i don't remember whos it is but the one about "..... and how the hell did i get in this handbasket...." one is hilarious, probably my favorite forum sig...

ill try to find it

I think it goes like this:


Where the hell am I, and how did I get in this handbasket?

I don't know who said it.

Ninja Homer
06-21-2008, 10:51 PM
I'm thinking about making a pillow in the likeness of John McCain in a fetal position for my dog to use as a hump toy.

Roxi
06-21-2008, 10:51 PM
found it: "Where the hell am I and who put me in this handbasket" -- revolutionary8

asgardshill
06-21-2008, 11:29 PM
If the Super Bowl is the ultimate football game, why do they have one every year?

amy31416
06-22-2008, 02:35 AM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo!

And that's final.

OptionsTrader
06-22-2008, 02:38 AM
Which way to the Gulag, officer?

Paulitical Correctness
06-22-2008, 02:46 AM
milk milk lemonade 'round the corner fudge is made!

amy31416
06-22-2008, 02:52 AM
I like randomness and non-sequitors, so here ya go-

"Special Invitation: You are cordially invited as our Guest to attend an informational event that includes a Complimentary Dinner. Kindly choose the date and time that best fits your schedule and guarantee your respervation today!"

Bruno
06-22-2008, 03:18 AM
" I see nothing, NOTHING!" - Sargeant Schultz

"Ignorance is bliss! (damn, I wish I were ignorant)"- anonymous

amy31416
06-22-2008, 04:33 AM
Here's a couple more gems from the archives (filed under "ex-boyfriend"):

"Punch out, you're fired."

and

"I believe in karma, but not passive karma. I believe in making it happen."

and

"I got a bad side, and I got a worse side. You haven't seen the worse side yet."

filed under "frat boys":

"Crawl back to the swamp you came from and finish evolving, wanna-be australopithecus."

and

"The funniest thing about this is that you have absolutely no idea that I just insulted you."

To a former co-worker:

He says: "your mind should be like the parachute. . .open"

I respond: "your mind is like a parachute, open and full of air."




I got more, but those are all of the really snarky ones I had off the top of my head. (I swear I'm actually a nice person, the frat guy made an overweight girl cry for the hell of it, so I let him have it--he almost punched me.)

constituent
06-22-2008, 05:45 AM
man, funk dat.

malkusm
06-22-2008, 07:22 AM
Llamas spit, Obama's shit.

Alex Libman
06-22-2008, 07:38 AM
I had a dream I was eating an old car battery and it tasted yummy. Real life sucks.


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AFM
06-22-2008, 09:17 AM
Check this freestyle out
ayo ayo
ayo Im the godfather, leaving you with the horse's head
You look gay, just like Mikhail Gorbachev
Stop posting, you make the poorest threads
You look short and scaly like a tortoise leg
Yeah yeah yeah son, thats what you said
Im gonna bury you like Nikita Kruschev
GAME OVER

forsmant
06-22-2008, 09:23 AM
This thread is the most retarded thread in a while.

Dary
06-22-2008, 09:58 AM
It was nice not talking to you. Let's not talk again soon.

LibertiORDeth
06-22-2008, 01:52 PM
This thread is the most retarded thread in a while.

Lighten up, I'm having a blast! :p

Hamer
06-22-2008, 05:08 PM
That is the best you could come up with?

LibertiORDeth
06-22-2008, 05:10 PM
That is the best you could come up with?

Who?

LibertiORDeth
06-22-2008, 07:39 PM
bump

LibertiORDeth
06-23-2008, 05:17 PM
No more good quotes?

LibertiORDeth
06-25-2008, 01:02 PM
Bad news... I think I am going to have to create a thread for this, running out of room. How many characters are allowed in your sig?