Dieseler
06-17-2008, 10:18 AM
Interesting article I found.
I'm stinky cause I got no linky. If you find a link to it post it for me please.
Subject: Your next President
The article below was written by syndicated columnist, Thomas
Sowell, a black man. He wrote it in a humorous way this past week in a
column titled "Random Thoughts" and published it in newspapers nationally,
so maybe you've already seen it. If not, be my guest:
Senator John McCain could never convince me to vote for him. Only
Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama can cause me to vote for McCain.
After long and serious thought, I have decided to endorse Senator
John McCain for President.
I have always voted for the person and have not voted for anyone
because some political party was telling me who I should vote for.
We all know the choices by now and, that said, I do believe that
the process of selecting a chief executive is deeply flawed. The words
"money" and "special interests" come to mind, among many others.
Here's the way I see it:
Barack Obama, you are a fine public speaker. You are also an
extremely liberal Senator from the State of Illinois, which has a long and
rich history of political corruption of the first magnitude. You are
indeed a child of that system.
You have finally insulted my intelligence far beyond my capacity
to tolerate your insults. It has nothing at all to do with your skin
color. As a matter of fact, it would be so COOL to finally have an
African-American for President. What a great statement that would be to the
entire world that we are indeed the greatest country on earth!
But, unfortunately, General Colin Powell is not running, and YOU
are NOT the man for this job !
Barack baby, you want me to believe that you have never heard the
sermons of your own pastor, the Right Reverend "God Damn America"
Jeremiah Wright. It is a matter of record that this has been your church
for over 20 years. It is a matter of record that you were married there
by this very pastor, and that your children were baptized there.
The good Reverend saw fit to visit Khadafy in Libya with you and
to give a lifetime achievement award to Louis Farrakhan, of all people.
We have all now seen excerpts of his sermons all over the
airwaves by now. And you have publicly stated that this man IS your "spiritual
mentor."
BUT, your pastor is NOT the reason I am NOT voting for you. His
words were disturbing enough, but it is your own HUGE church
congregation, seen jumping, hooting and howling to his words in the background
that disturb me the most. And please don't tell me you attended church
there and never once heard a "discouraging word" in the 20 years you
attended there. Don't tell me, that in addition to the good reverend, that
you are now not having anything to do with all those other people seen
hooting and howling out in the audience in the background of his fiery
tirades. Even Oprah Winfrey got disgusted and walked out on your
campaign. I am no Oprah fan, but still she did the right thing.
Now YOU look me in the eye and ask me to believe that you never
heard such language in all the years you attended there! This is like me
telling you that I attended dozens of Klan rallies and never once
heard the "N" word. Yep. And Bill Clinton "did not inhale".
Yes, Mr. Obama, we all have friends who have said stupid things
that embarrassed us, but NOW you have asked me to believe something that
is so incredibly stupid that you are telling me that I am just stupid
enough to believe you. THAT is the main reason that I will never vote
for you.
I am deeply sorry, that in a country teeming with enormously
talented African Americans who would make a good President, that the
political system has chosen YOU. You are a pathetic and plastic excuse for an
American, who will not even salute the Flag during the Pledge of
Allegiance. God forbid you ever get near the Oval Office.
Now, did I mention Bill Clinton ?
AH YES ! This brings us to MRS. WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON, who
this candidate really is, in spite of all the other names she may care to
call herself. This "feminist" piece of work of course would like to be
referred to as MS. And we all know who wears the pant suit in that
family.
MS. Clinton, it is just as depressing to realize that there are
dozens of women who would also make great Presidents. But,
unfortunately, the horrible state of the selection process has selected YOU. Ms.
Clinton, I'm sorry, but you could not tell the truth if we waterboarded
your worthless "rear end"!
Still you play the role of the "embarrassed but dignified noble
wife". What utter malarkey! I am not voting for you for a world of
reasons, but the main one is the same as my not voting for Senator Obama.
You persistently insult my intelligence. It COULD be conceivably
possible that you did not know about Monica Lewinsky, extremely remote,
but possible if we stretch our imaginations a bit. But you turn around
and then ask me to believe that you also did not know about Paula
Jones and the legion of other women who were chewed up and spit out by your
lecherous excuse for a husband. Puleese turn off this broken record
!!!
But let's set aside your hubby's flagrant peccadilloes. The real
reason I will never vote for you is that I don't think the country can
survive EIGHT MORE YEARS of Whitewater, Travelgate, Filegate, Sandy
Berger stuffing his socks with classified intelligence, Janet Reno's goon
squad, and the myriad other corruptions that seem to stick to you like
your ugly face. So our former President can't keep his thingy in his
pants. The REAL issue is that he committed perjury under oath when he
lied about it and the pathetically-attempted coverup that followed.
Like you, he is totally incapable of telling the truth. He could
not do it if you tortured him, and in voting for you, we would get the
BOTH of you, all over again. The same folks who could have taken out
Osama Bin Laden over 4,000 dead Americans ago !
And please stop telling me that you have "8 years of experience"
to lead us. You were the freakin' first lady already, not the Commander
in Chief. Jeez ! The sum of your "experience" is that of the most
worrisome and incompetent meddling in the history of the White House. You
even cursed your pitiful staff and the Secret Service agents who were
and still are unfortunately charged with risking their lives to protect
your worthless, thieving hide, and all at the expense of other people
who have to work for a living.
Your single pathetic platform is to finance the illegal drugs,
alcoholism and bad habits of the very lowest and most irresponsible
freeloaders in America and to then "garnish the wages" (your own words) of
every law-abiding and hard-working American to pay for it. This disaster
you refer to as "Universal Health Care." Where have you been the last
30 years? Did you not see that socialism is a failure wherever it has
been tried? Did you not notice that the Soviet Union has collapsed since
it gave no reward to those who worked the hardest for the fruits of
their own labors to pay for those who will not?
It is interesting to see all the dead bodies that you and your
hubby have left in your wake. Suicides, mysterious deaths, cover-ups that
make Richard Nixon look like a rank amateur. The utter contempt and
unbelievable arrogance of some of your strongest supporters, most notably
the recently resigned and disgraced Governor Eliot Spitzer, the
epitome of hypocritical and malevolent arrogance gone wild, one of your most
ardent, wealthy and powerful political supporters. A man the news media
refuses to admit IS a "super delegate" in your own political machine,
a fine example of your own "adopted" state of New York. No wonder you
moved there to run for Senator! The environment there is perfect for the
likes of you!
Yes, I would vote for a woman, but I will NOT vote for YOU!
Which leaves us with Senator John McCain.
John, you are a flawed man. You are a bit old, a bit looney, and
you have a notoriously bad temper. This perfectly qualifies you, in my
humble opinion, to lead us for the next eight years. I WANT your
trembling hand on the nuclear button.
Think about it.
We have Kim Jong IL, Chavez and Ahmadenijad all running around
like lunatics, threatening America and threatening to plunge the world
into nuclear Armageddon. We have Putin and the Chinese blustering and
rattling their sabers at us. I want John McCain in the Oval Office and I
want him to be really ticked off at all these other nut jobs around the
planet.
John, once you are elected, I want you to go into the Oval Office
and throw one of your perfect FITS. Jump up and down and throw
something through a plate glass window. Rip the drapes down and foam at the
mouth a bit. And I want the whole thing on camera so that Ahmadinejad can
see it. I want ALL of these "world leaders" to lay awake at night and
to break out in a cold sweat every time they think of messing with the
United States of America.
I want the nuclear button sitting right next to the alarm clock
on your night stand. I want pictures of this to be sent to Iran, Russia,
China, Venezuela, Cuba, Libya, Syria, Pakistan, and those other dopes
in the sheets, the Saudis.
On the domestic front, poor John did try and reach across the
aisle to the opposition in a desperate effort to compromise and to get the
Congress to do something. You may not agree with his efforts, but at
least he TRIED. For all his efforts, all he got handed to him was his
head in a basket. The liberals are ticked at him and the conservatives
are ticked at him. Just my kinda guy.
I predict that John will select Senator Joe Lieberman as his
running mate. Good choice. I want a Jew whose memory of the Holocaust is
still fresh in his mind and who is royally ticked off at all of these
towel-headed morons in the Middle East to be the next in line if something
should happen to John. Shalom, Vice President Joe. One heartbeat from
the Oval Office.
Finally. John McCain knows on a most personal level what it is to
suffer horrible torture for years and to see others die, right in
front of you, for their love of America. When you ask him about it, he will
tell you that what he did was "nothing special. " Even more
incredibly, he states that ANY American who truly loves his country would do
exactly the same as he did in that situation. You and I will have a hard
time bel ieving that, but the real point is that John McCain believes
that about the "average American," and that, dear friends and neighbors,
is why I will cast my one poor ballot for on election day for John
McCain -- warts and all."
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
I'm stinky cause I got no linky. If you find a link to it post it for me please.
Subject: Your next President
The article below was written by syndicated columnist, Thomas
Sowell, a black man. He wrote it in a humorous way this past week in a
column titled "Random Thoughts" and published it in newspapers nationally,
so maybe you've already seen it. If not, be my guest:
Senator John McCain could never convince me to vote for him. Only
Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama can cause me to vote for McCain.
After long and serious thought, I have decided to endorse Senator
John McCain for President.
I have always voted for the person and have not voted for anyone
because some political party was telling me who I should vote for.
We all know the choices by now and, that said, I do believe that
the process of selecting a chief executive is deeply flawed. The words
"money" and "special interests" come to mind, among many others.
Here's the way I see it:
Barack Obama, you are a fine public speaker. You are also an
extremely liberal Senator from the State of Illinois, which has a long and
rich history of political corruption of the first magnitude. You are
indeed a child of that system.
You have finally insulted my intelligence far beyond my capacity
to tolerate your insults. It has nothing at all to do with your skin
color. As a matter of fact, it would be so COOL to finally have an
African-American for President. What a great statement that would be to the
entire world that we are indeed the greatest country on earth!
But, unfortunately, General Colin Powell is not running, and YOU
are NOT the man for this job !
Barack baby, you want me to believe that you have never heard the
sermons of your own pastor, the Right Reverend "God Damn America"
Jeremiah Wright. It is a matter of record that this has been your church
for over 20 years. It is a matter of record that you were married there
by this very pastor, and that your children were baptized there.
The good Reverend saw fit to visit Khadafy in Libya with you and
to give a lifetime achievement award to Louis Farrakhan, of all people.
We have all now seen excerpts of his sermons all over the
airwaves by now. And you have publicly stated that this man IS your "spiritual
mentor."
BUT, your pastor is NOT the reason I am NOT voting for you. His
words were disturbing enough, but it is your own HUGE church
congregation, seen jumping, hooting and howling to his words in the background
that disturb me the most. And please don't tell me you attended church
there and never once heard a "discouraging word" in the 20 years you
attended there. Don't tell me, that in addition to the good reverend, that
you are now not having anything to do with all those other people seen
hooting and howling out in the audience in the background of his fiery
tirades. Even Oprah Winfrey got disgusted and walked out on your
campaign. I am no Oprah fan, but still she did the right thing.
Now YOU look me in the eye and ask me to believe that you never
heard such language in all the years you attended there! This is like me
telling you that I attended dozens of Klan rallies and never once
heard the "N" word. Yep. And Bill Clinton "did not inhale".
Yes, Mr. Obama, we all have friends who have said stupid things
that embarrassed us, but NOW you have asked me to believe something that
is so incredibly stupid that you are telling me that I am just stupid
enough to believe you. THAT is the main reason that I will never vote
for you.
I am deeply sorry, that in a country teeming with enormously
talented African Americans who would make a good President, that the
political system has chosen YOU. You are a pathetic and plastic excuse for an
American, who will not even salute the Flag during the Pledge of
Allegiance. God forbid you ever get near the Oval Office.
Now, did I mention Bill Clinton ?
AH YES ! This brings us to MRS. WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON, who
this candidate really is, in spite of all the other names she may care to
call herself. This "feminist" piece of work of course would like to be
referred to as MS. And we all know who wears the pant suit in that
family.
MS. Clinton, it is just as depressing to realize that there are
dozens of women who would also make great Presidents. But,
unfortunately, the horrible state of the selection process has selected YOU. Ms.
Clinton, I'm sorry, but you could not tell the truth if we waterboarded
your worthless "rear end"!
Still you play the role of the "embarrassed but dignified noble
wife". What utter malarkey! I am not voting for you for a world of
reasons, but the main one is the same as my not voting for Senator Obama.
You persistently insult my intelligence. It COULD be conceivably
possible that you did not know about Monica Lewinsky, extremely remote,
but possible if we stretch our imaginations a bit. But you turn around
and then ask me to believe that you also did not know about Paula
Jones and the legion of other women who were chewed up and spit out by your
lecherous excuse for a husband. Puleese turn off this broken record
!!!
But let's set aside your hubby's flagrant peccadilloes. The real
reason I will never vote for you is that I don't think the country can
survive EIGHT MORE YEARS of Whitewater, Travelgate, Filegate, Sandy
Berger stuffing his socks with classified intelligence, Janet Reno's goon
squad, and the myriad other corruptions that seem to stick to you like
your ugly face. So our former President can't keep his thingy in his
pants. The REAL issue is that he committed perjury under oath when he
lied about it and the pathetically-attempted coverup that followed.
Like you, he is totally incapable of telling the truth. He could
not do it if you tortured him, and in voting for you, we would get the
BOTH of you, all over again. The same folks who could have taken out
Osama Bin Laden over 4,000 dead Americans ago !
And please stop telling me that you have "8 years of experience"
to lead us. You were the freakin' first lady already, not the Commander
in Chief. Jeez ! The sum of your "experience" is that of the most
worrisome and incompetent meddling in the history of the White House. You
even cursed your pitiful staff and the Secret Service agents who were
and still are unfortunately charged with risking their lives to protect
your worthless, thieving hide, and all at the expense of other people
who have to work for a living.
Your single pathetic platform is to finance the illegal drugs,
alcoholism and bad habits of the very lowest and most irresponsible
freeloaders in America and to then "garnish the wages" (your own words) of
every law-abiding and hard-working American to pay for it. This disaster
you refer to as "Universal Health Care." Where have you been the last
30 years? Did you not see that socialism is a failure wherever it has
been tried? Did you not notice that the Soviet Union has collapsed since
it gave no reward to those who worked the hardest for the fruits of
their own labors to pay for those who will not?
It is interesting to see all the dead bodies that you and your
hubby have left in your wake. Suicides, mysterious deaths, cover-ups that
make Richard Nixon look like a rank amateur. The utter contempt and
unbelievable arrogance of some of your strongest supporters, most notably
the recently resigned and disgraced Governor Eliot Spitzer, the
epitome of hypocritical and malevolent arrogance gone wild, one of your most
ardent, wealthy and powerful political supporters. A man the news media
refuses to admit IS a "super delegate" in your own political machine,
a fine example of your own "adopted" state of New York. No wonder you
moved there to run for Senator! The environment there is perfect for the
likes of you!
Yes, I would vote for a woman, but I will NOT vote for YOU!
Which leaves us with Senator John McCain.
John, you are a flawed man. You are a bit old, a bit looney, and
you have a notoriously bad temper. This perfectly qualifies you, in my
humble opinion, to lead us for the next eight years. I WANT your
trembling hand on the nuclear button.
Think about it.
We have Kim Jong IL, Chavez and Ahmadenijad all running around
like lunatics, threatening America and threatening to plunge the world
into nuclear Armageddon. We have Putin and the Chinese blustering and
rattling their sabers at us. I want John McCain in the Oval Office and I
want him to be really ticked off at all these other nut jobs around the
planet.
John, once you are elected, I want you to go into the Oval Office
and throw one of your perfect FITS. Jump up and down and throw
something through a plate glass window. Rip the drapes down and foam at the
mouth a bit. And I want the whole thing on camera so that Ahmadinejad can
see it. I want ALL of these "world leaders" to lay awake at night and
to break out in a cold sweat every time they think of messing with the
United States of America.
I want the nuclear button sitting right next to the alarm clock
on your night stand. I want pictures of this to be sent to Iran, Russia,
China, Venezuela, Cuba, Libya, Syria, Pakistan, and those other dopes
in the sheets, the Saudis.
On the domestic front, poor John did try and reach across the
aisle to the opposition in a desperate effort to compromise and to get the
Congress to do something. You may not agree with his efforts, but at
least he TRIED. For all his efforts, all he got handed to him was his
head in a basket. The liberals are ticked at him and the conservatives
are ticked at him. Just my kinda guy.
I predict that John will select Senator Joe Lieberman as his
running mate. Good choice. I want a Jew whose memory of the Holocaust is
still fresh in his mind and who is royally ticked off at all of these
towel-headed morons in the Middle East to be the next in line if something
should happen to John. Shalom, Vice President Joe. One heartbeat from
the Oval Office.
Finally. John McCain knows on a most personal level what it is to
suffer horrible torture for years and to see others die, right in
front of you, for their love of America. When you ask him about it, he will
tell you that what he did was "nothing special. " Even more
incredibly, he states that ANY American who truly loves his country would do
exactly the same as he did in that situation. You and I will have a hard
time bel ieving that, but the real point is that John McCain believes
that about the "average American," and that, dear friends and neighbors,
is why I will cast my one poor ballot for on election day for John
McCain -- warts and all."
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D