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wgadget
06-01-2008, 05:02 PM
Thanks to Bill West in The Atlanta meetup group for "finding" them!




1. Whatever the multinational corporations want they get.
2. Chase a bunch of hobgoblins around the globe.
3. Stay united under a bunch of conservative pretenders.
4. Spend us into oblivion.
5. Kill the Dollar
5. Keep the borders wide open and pave the way for the Amero the NAU and the NAFTA Superhighway.
6. Insult every minority possible and infect the good stuff with anti-semitism.
7. Rigged elections and phony results.
8. Make everybody hate Republicans so they can pass the torch to their buddies the Clintons.
9. Bad apples, rotten deals, revolving doors, no-bid contracts, corporate welfare, "getting votes", think tanks, globalists, new agencies, treaty law, working groups, nepotism, payola, hidden agendas.
10. Use hate and fear like a DC whore.
11. Expand government through "privatization" and public/private partnerships at the state level, then globalize it with multinational corporations.
12. Take away freedom and privacy through the "private" sector.
12. Embrace the Fair tax and ignore other options.
13. Artificial scarcity through corporate consolidation and corporate fascism and regulations.
14. Get rid of small business, competition, and free enterprise. It's just too confusing. "Big" everything (because small is for sissies)
15. The end justifies the means.
14. "Waterboard" the public with a bunch of lies.
10. Drag Jesus into the political arena when possible.
11. Drag Jesus into military strategy when possible.
12. Mention Jesus when possible.
13. Everybody else is a liberal, a terrorist or a wacko.
14. These are the "end times" so let's nuke Iran.
15. Urinate on the Constitution.
16. Hey, it's the lesser of 2 evils at least, right?
17. Follow the leader.
18. Curse the U.N. publicly and shine their boots privately.
19. Pay as you go with the internet and the highways.
20. Cameras, microchips, moles, paid bloggers, ect... a.k.a. big brother.
21. Stop Obama (and Help Hillary)
22. Try not to mention McCain too often.
23. Fake news and phony reporters.
24. "Experts" with talking points from somebody else.
25. Whistleblowers are all crazy.
This is just a partial listing

dude58677
06-01-2008, 06:37 PM
Thanks to Bill in my meetup group for finding them!




1. Whatever the multinational corporations want they get.
2. Chase a bunch of hobgoblins around the globe.
3. Stay united under a bunch of conservative pretenders.
4. Spend us into oblivion.
5. Kill the Dollar
5. Keep the borders wide open and pave the way for the Amero the NAU and the NAFTA Superhighway.
6. Insult every minority possible and infect the good stuff with anti-semitism.
7. Rigged elections and phony results.
8. Make everybody hate Republicans so they can pass the torch to their buddies the Clintons.
9. Bad apples, rotten deals, revolving doors, no-bid contracts, corporate welfare, "getting votes", think tanks, globalists, new agencies, treaty law, working groups, nepotism, payola, hidden agendas.
10. Use hate and fear like a DC whore.
11. Expand government through "privatization" and public/private partnerships at the state level, then globalize it with multinational corporations.
12. Take away freedom and privacy through the "private" sector.
12. Embrace the Fair tax and ignore other options.
13. Artificial scarcity through corporate consolidation and corporate fascism and regulations.
14. Get rid of small business, competition, and free enterprise. It's just too confusing. "Big" everything (because small is for sissies)
15. The end justifies the means.
14. "Waterboard" the public with a bunch of lies.
10. Drag Jesus into the political arena when possible.
11. Drag Jesus into military strategy when possible.
12. Mention Jesus when possible.
13. Everybody else is a liberal, a terrorist or a wacko.
14. These are the "end times" so let's nuke Iran.
15. Urinate on the Constitution.
16. Hey, it's the lesser of 2 evils at least, right?
17. Follow the leader.
18. Curse the U.N. publicly and shine their boots privately.
19. Pay as you go with the internet and the highways.
20. Cameras, microchips, moles, paid bloggers, ect... a.k.a. big brother.
21. Stop Obama (and Help Hillary)
22. Try not to mention McCain too often.
23. Fake news and phony reporters.
24. "Experts" with talking points from somebody else.
25. Whistleblowers are all crazy.
This is just a partial listing


Sums it up.

gerryb
06-01-2008, 07:00 PM
You should post this to Nolan chart (I think anyone can post an article there, not sure?) as the Neo-Conservative platform, and then part 2 below it should be the Ron Paul Republican platform as a contrast.

Would probably hit front page on digg, even with the Ron Paul reference.

wgadget
06-01-2008, 07:03 PM
You should post this to Nolan chart (I think anyone can post an article there, not sure?) as the Neo-Conservative platform, and then part 2 below it should be the Ron Paul Republican platform as a contrast.

Would probably hit front page on digg, even with the Ron Paul reference.

Good idea...I'll send it to Bill.

:)

OptionsTrader
06-01-2008, 07:08 PM
My favorite :

Chase a bunch of hobgoblins around the globe.

Bruno
06-01-2008, 07:16 PM
15. Urinate on the Constitution.

Ouch!

rprprs
06-01-2008, 07:21 PM
2. Chase a bunch of hobgoblins around the globe.


Yep, that is my favorite too. Classic!

wgadget
06-02-2008, 06:16 AM
Bump

Anti Federalist
06-02-2008, 06:25 AM
Platform?

I thought it was their checked off "to-do" list.

wgadget
06-02-2008, 06:33 AM
Yep, same thing. Actually, it was funny...Someone in our meetup group was curious as to what their platform is these days, and thankfully Bill came up with their TRUE platform.

LOL

richardfortherepublic
06-02-2008, 06:36 AM
Platform?

I thought it was their checked off "to-do" list.

Took the words right out of my mouth brotha...

wgadget
06-03-2008, 01:51 PM
blimp