When You need a humor break... RepubliCant

[WRellim]

http://www.therepublicant.org/ :D :D

Just ran across this website... and had a few good belly laughs (which I needed).

Recent article titles include:

McCain’s Gay Twin Exposed
New Evidence of Kennedy Conspiracy
Bush IQ: Mild Mental Retardation
Creators of Super Delegate System to Revamp Tax Co...
Cindy McCain to Hubby: Win or I’m Out
McCain Plans to Visit his Grade School Teachers
Obama Offers Clinton Cabinet Position
McCain Beatable by Anyone, Everyone
The LexiConservative #3
McCain Interviews Writers for Concession Speech
Sexual Tension Good for Party Says Former Presiden...
Super Delegate Can’t Fly
McCain to Balance Budget with Nigerian Advance-Fee...
Guam Elects Ron Paul
Republicans Say Goodbye to Elephant
Satan Distances Himself from Rev. Wright
Bush Library: “Not in my Backyard”



Go on... you KNOW you could use a good laugh or two!

[Conza88]

Cindy McCain to Hubby: Win or I’m Out

hahhhah

"As tough as nails and ready to get his ass kicked
John McCain --- Contribute today"

lmao :D

[Bradley in DC]

Friday, May 9, 2008
Guam Elects Ron Paul
The territory of Guam, in seeking its independence from the United States, has elected Ron Paul as its first ever president.

“We really wanted our own president, very badly,” said an associate for the Guam Tourism Bureau. “Someone brought up Ron Paul, and we said, ‘Hey, why not?’”

With no constitution, no army, no source of tax revenue, and no currency of its own, one might think governing the erstwhile U.S. protectorate this would be an impossible job for a new president. “Not so,” said the GTB official. “This is the kind of stuff president-elect Paul has been preaching for years. He will be presiding over an Island government of pure anarchy – a microcosm of the Ron Paul dream, come true.”

Congressman Paul could not be reached for comment.

Senator Hillary Clinton issued a statement deriding the election results. “This race isn’t over,” read Clinton’s statement. “Let’s not count anyone out until all the people of Guam have had their voices heard.”