View Full Version : Blogger Blames Car Trouble On Ron Paul

05-15-2008, 09:46 AM
The entire rant begs the question, "Why would anybody get so upset over a 1989 Ford Escort?"

My Spidey sense is telling me that this jabronie is well-acquainted with getting swirlied in the boy's locker room in school. Flushing this guy's head down the toilet is probably Item 5 on the New Student Orientation package at his school.


I have a message for the Ron Paul supporters on campus

You know, I understand that you really like your candidate (despite the fact that it's mathematically impossible for him to get the Republican nomination for President). Good for you, really.

That said, there are some things you need to stop doing now.

1) Stop vandalizing cars. You're not winning yourself any points by bashing in windows and spray painting crude messages onto our cars.
2) Stop accusing anyone who doesn't agree with you of being a Neocon. I suppose you could call me that and be tangentially correct, but when you call a liberal a Neocon I question if you fully understand what that word means.
3) Stop leaving Ron Paul revolutionposts on my car. I already told you I'm not voting for him, and you know which car is mine. You bashed the windows in a few months ago.
4) Stop posting your posters on campus bulletin boards.
5) Stop citing online internet polls. I know a half-dozen people who rig up netbots to spam those things in Ron Paul's favor.
6) Stop trying to get me to buy a copy of Ron Paul's new book. We already have established that I don't agree with his racist political philosophies. Furthermore, I don't want to read a book that looks as if it were edited by a fifth grader.
7) Stop talking to me about economic policies. In one sitting with one of you, I learned that you despise communism AND the free market economy. I don't even know where to start with this one.

Here are some things you can do for me.

1) Look up the definition of "illiquid." Done that? Good. Now you see why the Gold Standard is a terrible economic idea.
2) There are no plans for a NAFTA Superhighway. Or a North American Coalition. Furthermore, 9/11 was not an inside job, despite what Ron Paul and Loose Change told you. I would greatly appreciate it if you stopped foaming at the mouth every time I pointed this out to you.
3) Investigate the Ron Paul newsletters as well as Ron Paul's white supremacist constituents. If you even attempt to rationalize Ron Paul's blatant racist attitude, then do not -ever- approach me again. There is a good chance I will cause you physical harm.
4) Please take an economics class. Any entry level course will do, really.
5) Please take an entry level Poly-Sci class. I just want you to learn that Ron Paul is a RINO, Republican in Name Only.

One last thing: Touch my car again and I am immediately filing a police report.

Stop the tape STOP THE TAPE! This fellow's had all this alleged vandalism done to his car already, and he hasn't already filed a police report? SNIFF SNIFF - ah, that redolent scent of BS fills the air ...

I have been more than patient with your antics and tomfoolery. I don't care that you love your candidate more than you love your own families. I do care that you're vandalizing other people's property in the name of your candidate.

I know who you are, and I know that you're reading this LJ post. You should know, however, that I have film evidence of you vandalizing my car. I mounted a dash-cam on Friday, and caught you in the act spray-painting the hood of my car again. I have handed this film in to campus security, who will be filing a report and sending it to my insurance agent. You will be the one paying for the damage you did to my car. Expect another round of suspensions coming from the Dean.

Have a nice day.

05-15-2008, 10:24 AM