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Uncle Emanuel Watkins
05-11-2008, 10:38 AM
Are the watchmen of the Ron Paul Revolution falling from the high tower? Are our dilegent deployment of watchdogs crossing over to the Obama campaign? Worst yet, has his LSD like influence finally having us hallucinating? Can we really resist his change? I know I just about feinted the other night listening to his message.
I didn't really sit up and take notice of this political crisis until it became apparent that the existential confrontation between religion and politics was over. Are we just going to sit quiety by while the Christians make the atheists take showers? Are these devious Christians finally going to make us all go to Sunday school? Cripes forbid!
And what about that ugly bastard Abraham Lincoln and the socialist FDR? Why has our hatred towards them been silenced? Arise! Vent! Write essays! Certainly this evil cult figure Obama is the second coming of both of these monstrosities!
Are we going to let this multicolored zebra win the election?
And what about the liberals who used to support Ron Paul? Where are these communists, socialists, marxists, gays and lesbians, minorities, feminists, Native Americans, college professors, environmental scientists and Jewish people with dual citizenships?
The danger is not over, beloved forum members! Hillary is still out there as a lawyer regardless if she wins or loses. The threat to our nation still exists as her quest to spend billions of trillions of dollars to get us 15 minutes worth of health insurance erodes into war, disease, class struggle and gang fighting.
Ozwest
05-11-2008, 10:52 AM
The fire died for me in New Hampshire.
RSLudlum
05-11-2008, 10:54 AM
something afoot in the land of liberty? :D
torchbearer
05-11-2008, 10:58 AM
Atlas Shrugged.
Ozwest
05-11-2008, 11:02 AM
Atlas Shrugged.

Zeus, Richard Dawkins, and the Spaghetti Monster are playing " spin the bottle ".
Uncle Emanuel Watkins
05-12-2008, 12:35 AM
The fire died for me in New Hampshire.

Campaigns belong to the tyrants while American movements belong to the people. We need a political movement.
Dr.3D
05-12-2008, 12:43 AM
Most I've seen is a bowel movement.
constituent
05-12-2008, 06:29 AM
Campaigns belong to the tyrants while American movements belong to the people. We need a political movement.

+1000000000000000000000000
FreeTraveler
05-12-2008, 07:10 AM
Atlas Shrugged.

+1776
slacker921
05-12-2008, 07:31 AM
The conspiracy minded all went to play on the John McCain Forum (http://johnmccainforum.com)
torchbearer
05-12-2008, 07:35 AM
The conspiracy minded all went to play on the John McCain Forum (http://johnmccainforum.com)

Nice, do these SEO tricks still work with search engine results?
acptulsa
05-12-2008, 07:40 AM
The conspiracy minded all went to play on the John McCain Forum (http://johnmccainforum.com)

Oh, is that the latest plot?
torchbearer
05-12-2008, 07:55 AM
The conspiracy minded all went to play on the John McCain Forum (http://johnmccainforum.com)

Oh- I think it is.
torchbearer
05-12-2008, 08:04 AM
The conspiracy minded all went to play on the John McCain Forum (http://johnmccainforum.com)

keep it bumped. you know what to do.
Truth Warrior
05-12-2008, 08:15 AM
Religion and politics are the same thing, both are only very old and effective means of controlling large masses of people. They have always been only that, and always will be.

The atheists "get" church. ;)

The anarchists "get" state. ;)

Some very very few "get" both. ;) ;) :D
acptulsa
05-12-2008, 08:18 AM
Religion and politics are the same thing, both are only very old and effective means of controlling large masses of people. They have always been only that, and always will be.

The atheists "get" church. ;)

The anarchists "get" state. ;)

Some very very few "get" both. ;) ;) :D

You're leaving some good people out. What about libertarian Unitarians?
torchbearer
05-12-2008, 08:20 AM
Religion and politics are the same thing, both are only very old and effective means of controlling large masses of people. They have always been only that, and always will be.

The atheists "get" church. ;)

The anarchists "get" state. ;)

Some very very few "get" both. ;) ;) :D

I like that.
torchbearer
05-12-2008, 08:20 AM
The conspiracy minded all went to play on the John McCain Forum (http://johnmccainforum.com)

I liked it so much, I had to quote this URL again.
FreeTraveler
05-12-2008, 08:21 AM
You're leaving some good people out. What about libertarian Unitarians?

Libertarian Unitarians believe that religion and government can be forces of good. I know, I used to be one. To be consistent, they should also believe in the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus.
acptulsa
05-12-2008, 08:21 AM
I like that.

I like the fact that a conspiracy thread got started--and it's designed to benefit us! :cool:
Truth Warrior
05-12-2008, 08:38 AM
You're leaving some good people out. What about libertarian Unitarians?
How many are there? Very very few, I would dare guess. :D My assumption is that they don't really "get" "church". Maybe "some" of them, in fact, do. ;)

Thanks!
Truth Warrior
05-12-2008, 08:47 AM
I like that.

Thanks! Me too. :)
Truth Warrior
05-12-2008, 08:59 AM
"Most of the greatest evils that man has inflicted upon man have come through people feeling quite certain about something which, in fact, was false." -- Bertrand Russell


"We shall get nowhere until we start by recognizing that political behavior is largely non-rational, that the world is suffering from some kind of mental disease which must be diagnosed before it can be cured. " -- George Orwell