J4ck
08-21-2007, 09:33 PM
source: http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2229718737&topic=8509
"Jerry Karvasale
Maybe if we can invent original ways to get his name out, people will become interested. I made these up this morning, and if they suck then feel free to add more.
Ron Paul has delivered every American… Ever. Including himself.
It was actually Ron Paul who warned that the Redcoats were coming.
Ron Paul’s chief export is freedom.
Ron Paul’s running mate is Bill Rights.
Ron Paul delivered all of Mitt Romney’s wives.
Rudolf Giuliani is not aware of who Ron Paul is, but to be fair Ron Paul is not related to 9/11. Kinda like Iraq… Saddam… you know?
Ron Paul was born from a bald eagle eating an apple pie.
Ron Paul illegally wire-tapped the constitution to get his campaign ideas.
Ron Paul returns punts in the NFL under the alias Devin Hester.
Ron Paul played V in V for Vendetta.
Ron Paul eats liberty for breakfast and washes it down with peace.
Ron Paul is the only GOP candidate who has looked up the meaning of the word conservative.
Ron Paul’s freedom was made in America. The other candidates have clearly used the Chinese brand, explaining their obvious brain damage from lead poisoning.
Ron Paul would end the drug war and balance the budget by investing in Doritos.
Ron Paul is actually required to bus out supporters from straw polls to even the playing field."
http://www.ronpaulfacts.com/
lol :P
"Jerry Karvasale
Maybe if we can invent original ways to get his name out, people will become interested. I made these up this morning, and if they suck then feel free to add more.
Ron Paul has delivered every American… Ever. Including himself.
It was actually Ron Paul who warned that the Redcoats were coming.
Ron Paul’s chief export is freedom.
Ron Paul’s running mate is Bill Rights.
Ron Paul delivered all of Mitt Romney’s wives.
Rudolf Giuliani is not aware of who Ron Paul is, but to be fair Ron Paul is not related to 9/11. Kinda like Iraq… Saddam… you know?
Ron Paul was born from a bald eagle eating an apple pie.
Ron Paul illegally wire-tapped the constitution to get his campaign ideas.
Ron Paul returns punts in the NFL under the alias Devin Hester.
Ron Paul played V in V for Vendetta.
Ron Paul eats liberty for breakfast and washes it down with peace.
Ron Paul is the only GOP candidate who has looked up the meaning of the word conservative.
Ron Paul’s freedom was made in America. The other candidates have clearly used the Chinese brand, explaining their obvious brain damage from lead poisoning.
Ron Paul would end the drug war and balance the budget by investing in Doritos.
Ron Paul is actually required to bus out supporters from straw polls to even the playing field."
http://www.ronpaulfacts.com/
lol :P