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Uncle Emanuel Watkins
04-08-2008, 01:21 PM
The first ritual performed by tyrant priests during exorcisms is to deprive the internal demons of all material water. The minerals that make up water represent happiness and contentment after all while demons aren't happy unless they are made to be miserably responsible. Besides, by quenching their thirst, demons will just grow stronger even still by further seeking out sustinance for their souls. This would further lead to an undesirable healthy state devoid of all religion.
After making the subject utterly miserable, the next step a tyrant priest takes in his or her exorcizing of all liberal and conservative demons from their possessed body is to literally whip them with Holy water to the point of agony. This is the most exhausting step in the process because it is quite difficult to wear out these demons to the point of defeating their evil constitutions.
The final step in the process of exorcism is to bring the demons into judgement. While this step isn't as difficult as the second it is altogether trickier; for, a demon would rather be imprisoned forever than to have to agonize a single second in a court room.