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tangent4ronpaul
03-11-2008, 12:19 PM
http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B0002CYTL2/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?_encoding=UTF8&ShowViewpoints=1

1,446 of 1,475 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Great lesson for the kids!, September 9, 2005
By loosenut (Seattle, WA) - See all my reviews
I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger's shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger's scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that's the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital.
The best thing about this product is that it teaches kids about the realities of living in a high-surveillence society. My son said he wants the Playmobil Neighborhood Surveillence System set for Christmas. I've heard that the CC TV cameras on that thing are pretty worthless in terms of quality and motion detection, so I think I'll get him the Playmobil Abu-Gharib Interogation Set instead (it comes with a cute little memo from George Bush).


418 of 456 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Missing an important item, February 23, 2008
By Alexander E. Paulsen "AlexP" (Jacksonville, Fl United States) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
Durability:4.0 out of 5 stars Fun:3.0 out of 5 stars Educational:2.0 out of 5 stars
This is great learning too for young brownshirts.
I am waiting for a few accessories though, kids size jackboots and a toy Taser. Think how much fun that will be for your young Martin Bormann types. I envision a low voltage say 5KV instead of 50kv to give a realistic but non-hazardous jolt.
Next we can have a nice Nerf Nightstick and little Heinrich can have great start getting ready for his future job with the TSA, local police force or the new STASI ( Secure Transportation And Safety Inititive)
Be the first on your block.
I also look forward to the upcoming Halliburton Play detention center real simulated barbed wire.


133 of 142 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars Serious Security Breach, February 29, 2008
By W. C. Isbell "roxybeast" (Oklahoma City, OK, USA) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
Durability:5.0 out of 5 stars Fun:2.0 out of 5 stars Educational:5.0 out of 5 stars
My family was planning a vacation to Europe, so I purchased this item to teach my twins about what to expect at the airport and hopefully, alleviate some of their anxiety. We also downloaded the actual TSA security checklist from the American Airlines website and then proceeded with our demonstration. Well, first we had to round up a Barbie and a few Bratz dolls to play the other family members, so that cost us a few extra bucks at the Dollar General and it is aggravating that the manufacturer did not make this product "family-friendly." Of course, since the playmobil Dad could not remove his shoes or other clothing items, unlike the Barbie, the playmobil security agent became suspicious and after waving her wand wildy a few dozen times, called her supervisor to wisk the Dad into a special body-cavity search room, (which incidentally led to quite an embarasing and interesting discussion with my twin daughters about personal hygiene and a slight adjustment to the rules we had them memorize about touching by strangers). But worst of all, since the suitcase did not actually open, the baggage inspector made a call to the FBI and ATF bomb squads which then segregated the family's suitcase (which btw was the only suitcase they provided for our educational family experience) and according to the advanced TSA regulations, had to blow it up, (since they could not otherwise mutilate the luggage, break off the locks and put one of those nice little advisory stickers on it), which we had to simulate out in the backyard with a few M-80s and other fireworks. The girls started crying. They became so hysterical by the whole experience that we could not even get them in the car when the time came to actually take our trip, and so we had to cancel the whole thing at the last minute, losing over $7,000 in airfare and hotel charges that we could not recoup do to the last minute cancellations. We've now spent an additional $3,000 to pay for the girls therapy and medication over the past year since this incident occurred, and the psychologists have told us that this will affect them for life, so much for their college fund and our retirement. Then, to top it all off, when we tried to use to playmobil phone to call the company to ask for reimbursement, as you might expect, of course the damn thing didn't even work; neither did our efforts to e-mail them using the computer screen on the baggage checkpoint; and our real-life efforts to contact them to obtain re-imbursement have also likewise been ignored. Worse yet, we had the product tested and found out that it was positive for both lead paint and toxic chemicals, having been manufactured in China by workers holding formerly American jobs, so now we all have cancer and have been given only another year or so to live. My advice - educating your kids about airport security with this toy may actually be more harmful to them than just packing them in the damn luggage with some bottled water & hoping they survive. :)


many more! - click through!

-n

soapmistress
03-11-2008, 12:25 PM
hilarious!

Kludge
03-11-2008, 12:37 PM
lmfao... I want one of those SOOOO badly...

soapmistress
03-11-2008, 12:38 PM
I've been known to use toys for political commentary of a more Libertarian sort. This is my experiment to use pop-culture media as a vehicle for challenging absurd social constructs.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGMd2ix24As

tangent4ronpaul
03-11-2008, 01:08 PM
I've been known to use toys for political commentary of a more Libertarian sort. This is my experiment to use pop-culture media as a vehicle for challenging absurd social constructs.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGMd2ix24As

kind of liked bitchy fly crew!

-n

jason43
03-11-2008, 01:09 PM
"I suggest that Playmobil stamp "Arbeit Macht Frei" above the passenger portal on this item."


BWAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!

Kludge
03-11-2008, 01:15 PM
"I suggest that Playmobil stamp "Arbeit Macht Frei" above the passenger portal on this item."


BWAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!

lol... I have a T-shirt that says that below a DHS logo.

berrybunches
03-11-2008, 03:04 PM
Those reviews are great! Everyone should click on the OPs link if you are in need of a good laugh.

MoneyWhereMyMouthIs2
03-11-2008, 03:46 PM
wow. I was about to make some more comments, but nevermind. That's screwed up in so many ways.

NEPA_Revolution
03-11-2008, 04:22 PM
hahahhaha omg...... thats hilarious

puppetmaster
03-11-2008, 04:48 PM
brilliant stuff....

BuddyRey
03-11-2008, 11:57 PM
It gives me a boost of confidence in the mental resilience of my fellow Americans that most of the reviews for this product panned it mercilessly!