Hitlery is out! Gives up the race! Admits defeat!

[Edu]

Obama is the real winner in Texas!
http://www.npr.org/blogs/news/2008/03/texas_twostep_leaving_dems_fla_1.html
http://digg.com/2008_us_elections/Obama_Won_Texas
http://digg.com/2008_us_elections/BREAKING_MSM_Finally_Admits_Obama_Won_Texas

Ron Paul^H^H^H^H^H^H Hitlery has ended his^H^H Her campaign for the Republican^H^H^H^H^H Demoncratic presidential nomination, breaking the news.....
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/03/07/AR2008030703061.html

Paul^H^H^H^H Hitlery Admits ‘Conventional’ Defeat
http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/03/07/paul-admits-conventional-defeat/

Paul^H^H^H^H Hitlery gives up the race
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/03/ronpaulquits.html
http://www.ksby.com/Global/story.asp?S=7984356
http://www.lifenews.com/nat3784.html

(just taking one little thing and twisting it so it looks true, everyone else is doing it)

[Cinderella]

dont do that....ur title is very misleading

[uncollapse]

Hillary will win! She owns the establishment. She will win this election at ALL cost. Obama? He better step aside for the annointed one. He is better off working at the senate with all his anti-lobbyist government transparency stuff, which no one really cares. His anti-war speech is over used. Look at his voter base, mianly the young crowd who are so naive and hopeful for a 'new america'. It is time they wake up.

http://news.newamericamedia.org/news/view_article.html?article_id=82afcfb283043317d13d3 348f3058158

McCain and Hillary is the establishment candidates and they will be the one fighting for the white house. Call me a skeptics, but I have seen enough politics. I am still going to vote for whoever I think is the right man for the job, but I am not going to pin too much hope on anybody.

[amonasro]

Of course Hillary will win. Check this out:


Hillary Clinton admits inevitability, conspiracy of 2008 Election

While speaking at a press conference on Monday, Hillary Clinton admitted that she will almost certainly be the winer of the 2008 Presidential Election.

"I'm 99.999% sure that I will be the next President and there's nothing you can do about it," she bragged to room full of stunned reporters. "We feel that we're far enough into our Nation's crooked, irreversible charade to disclose this important information."

"I'd like to thank the mainstream media outlets for their constant, uninterrupted coverage, the Democratic Party insiders for managing my campaign, and the future delegates who will be voting for me at the Convention," she continued. "You know who you are."

"I would also like to thank the Council on Foreign Relations, whose advice and influence has guided my husband Bill and me through many hardships, tumultuous life changes, and positions of power that have corrupted us to a point far greater than what the average American can fathom."

"When I heard Hillary was going to be our next President, I was relieved," said Rick Sennheiser of Chicago, IL. "Now I don't have to waste two hours of my life standing in line only to watch my vote disappear into an electronic chasm of easily-manipulated software code."

"I'm not afraid to admit now what the Ruling Elite have known for decades," said Clinton with a distant, empty stare. "Well-educated and informed voters make absolutely no difference in American Presidential elections. They merely think they do."

She then shook her head quickly, blinked, and addressed the reporters in a cold, malevolent tone.

"You have no idea the power and influence you are dealing with," she warned. "I could buy each and every one of you a hundred times over, have you ritualistically murdered, then cover it up by paying off your respective local police forces."

She concluded the press conference on a positive note, followed by a chilling omen.

"Look on the bright side--I'm only 99.99% sure of my re-election in 2012," she laughed. "Make way for the Clinton dynasty. Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton. Do you see a pattern here?"

[Draco33]

Of course Hillary will win. Check this out:


The Onion?

[amonasro]

The Onion?

No, I doubt the Onion would run something like that. I wrote it last night.

[The One]

You guys are gonna get chastised by Cinderella again.:eek:

[Edu]

dont do that....ur title is very misleadingMisleading like "Ron Paul Quits Republican Presidential Campaign", "Ron Paul Suspends Presidential Campaign", "Farewell, Ron Paul", "Paul Expected To Quit Race", "Ron Paul to End Republican Presidential Run", "Confirmed: Ron Paul Ending Presidential Run", "Ron Paul Drops Out" ?

It's more like MSM wishful thinking. Maybe I had a dream too!

http://donklephant.com/2008/03/06/ron-paul-suspends-presidential-campaign/
http://www.alleyinsider.com/2008/3/the_internet_loses_its_president_farewell_ron_paul
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7010264315
http://www.transworldnews.com/NewsStory.aspx?id=39490&cat=0
http://thirdpartywatch.com/2008/03/07/2343/
http://poligazette.com/2008/03/07/ron-paul-drops-out-basically/

[phree]

Lame.