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Zera
03-07-2008, 05:56 PM
Well, I was thinking about it. He thinks he owns the nomination at this point. Hell, he's getting ready to campaign for the general election. Millions of dollars and a ton of time would be spent on this.

But, then, he goes to the convention... And he doesn't win on the first ballot. Many bound delegates become unbound, and they move to the second ballot. His heart is beating at two hundred beats a minute, and he's sweating buckets. The second ballot fails to get a nominee, so a third round starts with more delegates becoming unbound. And then... Paul becomes the GOP nominee.

What do you think McCain would do? Start screaming, pulling his hair out, attack people, attempt to attack Paul, get a heart attack, a stroke... Perhaps a few 'Nam flashbacks...

VoteForRonPaul
03-07-2008, 05:58 PM
I love it :D

VoteForRonPaul
03-07-2008, 06:02 PM
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:RKUpDwgBkzX3nM:http://punchup.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/john_mccain.jpg

Kludge
03-07-2008, 06:06 PM
What is he now?

Ball
03-07-2008, 06:11 PM
http://www.mittreport.com/archives/images/mccain_poor_guy.jpg

Ball
03-07-2008, 06:16 PM
Maybe he won't even notice...

http://slantmouth.com/articles/stateOfTheUnionStrong/images/mccainSleeps.jpg

AlbemarleNC0003
03-07-2008, 06:28 PM
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/8150/mccaingasad7.jpg

hopeforamerica
03-07-2008, 08:00 PM
lol!! Love this thread.

nate895
03-07-2008, 08:01 PM
He'll probably go ballistic and start cussing at his aides.

pcosmar
03-07-2008, 08:01 PM
He would have to first be sane to "go crazy".

LibertiORDeth
03-07-2008, 08:02 PM
Huge lmao.

nate895
03-07-2008, 08:02 PM
He would have to first be sane to "go crazy".

good point

Cleaner44
03-07-2008, 08:07 PM
Fuck McCain! I would love to see him have an aneryrism.

http://images.cafepress.com/product/237553127v41_240x240_Front.jpg

TruthAtLast
03-07-2008, 08:57 PM
there would probably be some backroom dealings that would somehow disallow the Ron Paul delegate votes. Or they would blatantly miscount them. Tell me.... how are the votes counted at the actual GNC? Is Diebold involved?

nate895
03-07-2008, 09:29 PM
there would probably be some backroom dealings that would somehow disallow the Ron Paul delegate votes. Or they would blatantly miscount them. Tell me.... how are the votes counted at the actual GNC? Is Diebold involved?

They announce to the world.

CCTelander
03-07-2008, 11:33 PM
Go crazy? I was under the impression that he already was crazy.

TruthAtLast
03-07-2008, 11:39 PM
They announce to the world.

aren't there over 1000 delegates that attend? each announces their vote individually?

nate895
03-08-2008, 12:03 AM
aren't there over 1000 delegates that attend? each announces their vote individually?

No, the head of the state delegation announces the totals, and if no delegate objects, it is the final vote (they have a round after voting where they call for objections from each state).

UK4Paul
03-08-2008, 12:22 AM
He'd call on his advisors, Jack Kemp, and...

OptionsTrader
03-08-2008, 12:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFIXwSmNzUg

Akus
03-08-2008, 12:41 AM
Fuck McCain! I would love to see him have an aneryrism.

http://images.cafepress.com/product/237553127v41_240x240_Front.jpg

God I want that on a bumper sticker. Can some one tell me how I can get this.

VRP08
03-08-2008, 02:44 AM
http://asapblogs.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/10/mccain.jpghttp://www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnmccain.com/images/mccain_bomb.jpg

VRP08
03-08-2008, 02:50 AM
http://www.doublespeakshow.com/images/2006/08/mccain_wow.jpglol

Pauls' Revere
03-08-2008, 02:50 AM
God I want that on a bumper sticker. Can some one tell me how I can get this.

http://www.makestickers.com/?gclid=COjDqeeQ_ZECFRPMiQodLD9I2A

Pauls' Revere
03-08-2008, 02:51 AM
http://www.doublespeakshow.com/images/2006/08/mccain_wow.jpglol

LOL...I see this pic and think of all the possibilites! Some I can't say here. ;)

soapmistress
03-08-2008, 09:08 AM
"BRING ME *gasp* BRING ME.... my lawyers and my nitro tabs.. NOW!!!"

Zolah
03-08-2008, 09:12 AM
I'm betting he would start waving his arms and beating his chest like a gorrilla while screaming "DAAAAMNN YOUUU PAAUULL"




...and then his arms would fall off.

dirknb@hotmail.com
03-08-2008, 09:14 AM
He's already a loon.