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Uncle Emanuel Watkins
03-07-2008, 10:42 AM
Have you ever seen those stick figures that American children draw showing happy or unhappy faces?
:):( <----They look like this.
American children like seeing happy faces on adults because they know such people are safe to be around; while, when subjected to the opposite of an unhappy face, they become emotionally unstable. We are becoming a nation of unhappy faces.
Our American children serving over in Iraq today have no agenda other than the American character. Their agenda is so pure, in fact, that they give up their lives daily for the sake of Iraqi people. Indeed, because they, as servants, exhibit the true American culture that our forefathers defined in the U.S. Constitution, they gladly express a foreign policy of: "Would you like to blow us up today?"; or, "Would you like for us to add our arms to that order?"; or, "Would you like a leg with that?". Shoot, having the typical American character, we can even bet that they are bending over backwards to carry their burdened laden baggage while all along saluting them with a smile and saying things like "yes sir!" or "no mam!".
Yet, when asked about their dreams of far away America, our American children serving over in Iraq say that they miss eating cheeseburgers.
The sophisticated French just hate the American cheeseburger because it is the very epitome, the quintessential, the very masterpiece of fine cuisine. Its ingredients are represented in all six of the major food groups after all: bun, meat patty, cheese, pickles, ketchup and mustard. And, of course, they hate the cheeseburger because the only thing they did better than us before the time of its creation was cook. Knowing that they are wasting their time cooking something other than the American cheeseburger is why French chefs always act like bitches in the kitchen.
This is also why American children never feel safe around French chefs. Yet, you can argue that French chef-like people are conspiring to destroy the American cheeseburger. These sophisticated strangers now rule over us as a legal tyranny.
Anyway, what would you like to have with your Ameican cheeseburger today? Just what would please you and make you happy as an American? Would it make you happy if we guarded your borders for you?
Just who are your public servants? How are they serving you? How are they guarding the recipe for the American cheeseburger?