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Cleaner44
02-26-2008, 11:05 AM
I just recieved an email from a banker in Africa that wants to share with me a sum of $30,000,000.00! What luck. He says he will transfer the money to me, I am not sure why, but hey why look a gift horse in the mouth. I am going to reply and I will let you all know when I have the funds.

Happy days are here my fellow liberty lovers!

pinkmandy
02-26-2008, 11:18 AM
Not fair! He sent me an email and promised that money to me!!!!

Richie
02-26-2008, 11:42 AM
And me!

Pauliana
02-26-2008, 11:46 AM
Me, too, but he told me not to talk about it to ANYONE, otherwise, like a birthday wish, it won't come true.

We're all screwed now!

porcupine
02-26-2008, 12:33 PM
Let me know how much it costs to get your stolen identity back when it's all said and done.

LibertiORDeth
02-26-2008, 12:42 PM
Or you could REALLY do it...

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?t=122743

Cleaner44
02-26-2008, 12:56 PM
Or you could REALLY do it...

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?t=122743

I am digging this one:

South America

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/boipeba-island.htm
4,201 acres
US $10,350,000
$2,463 per acre
Enough land for 25,206 people.

LibertiORDeth
02-26-2008, 12:57 PM
I am digging this one:

South America

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/boipeba-island.htm
4,201 acres
US $10,350,000
$2,463 per acre
Enough land for 25,206 people.

Change that; Enough land for 80,000.

Strike-Fighter
02-26-2008, 02:04 PM
Just wait, the billionaire will buy one for us.

WilliamC
02-26-2008, 02:06 PM
What about all those good people waiting for their prosperity programs to pay out?

They're going to save us all!

BuddyRey
02-26-2008, 02:50 PM
I am digging this one:

South America

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/boipeba-island.htm
4,201 acres
US $10,350,000
$2,463 per acre
Enough land for 25,206 people.

Dad-gummit, we could raise that with a money-bomb in NO TIME FLAT!!!

kaleidoscope eyes
02-26-2008, 02:55 PM
Ahhhh, excellent! I will add my winnings from the UK Lottery to your island fund!
where do I send the money?

;)

newyearsrevolution08
02-26-2008, 03:25 PM
Imagine if we could money bomb for an island. Odds are though we would have u.s. troops over there trying to make our island "democratic" for our own good. Odds are they will first bomb us so we can see how much sense that makes THEN they rebuild what they blew up and then give us money as long as we "fall in line" like the rest of the nations of this world.

"the greatest country in the world" is giving me a stomach ache lately.

Cleaner44
02-26-2008, 08:34 PM
OK, things are looking good! It turns out all I have to do is send $5000 to this guy so he can get the money transfered to me. I barely have enough in savings, but hey, anything for the revolution. I will wire the money to him and we should be set in no time. I will keep everyone posted.

Liberty Island, here we come!

kaleidoscope eyes
02-26-2008, 08:42 PM
OK, things are looking good! It turns out all I have to do is send $5000 to this guy so he can get the money transfered to me. I barely have enough in savings, but hey, anything for the revolution. I will wire the money to him and we should be set in no time. I will keep everyone posted.

Liberty Island, here we come!

Cleaner, that's terrific! Keep us posted!

ummmmm... in the meantime, your Forum Access may be limited due to a SECURITY BREECH! I will need your SSN, mother's maiden name, and favorite species of turtle in order too keep access to your account open!
NOW!!

;P

Mr.mark
03-03-2008, 12:55 AM
dont do it!!! it might be a scam! i see this kinda thing all the time on car forums. Nigerian man ( or some other place in Africa ) wants to help you and send extra money and gives you a fake cashier check or something, but after you cash it he wants some of it back because thats part of the agreement. Now your 20 million in the hole and he is 10 million rich.

PM me and explain the process to me so I can help make sure it isnít a scam.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=q9qKmnLRDWs

mkeller
03-03-2008, 10:08 PM
It is a scam - Cleaner is joking.

. . . I think. :)

anonymous6728
03-03-2008, 10:33 PM
The first one, already mentioned, is usually based in Nigeria and guarantees a sum of money but requires a service charge to receive the money that, surprise, never comes.

The second one is worse and is based in S. Africa. Someone contacts you stating that they have surplus funds from foreign transactions but are not allowed to deposit these in foreign banks. They ask you if you would do them the favor of holding a sum of money ($25, 000) for a period of time with a 5%-10% commission for holding the money.

These are criminals trying to launder money and if you take part in this, you can be charged as a co-conspirator. Both scams are based on greed.

Doktor_Jeep
03-03-2008, 10:34 PM
Can we call it.... Gilligans Island?

Oh oh.... that gives me an idea...

pilby
03-05-2008, 02:09 PM
I just recieved an email from a banker in Africa that wants to share with me a sum of $30,000,000.00! What luck. He says he will transfer the money to me, I am not sure why, but hey why look a gift horse in the mouth. I am going to reply and I will let you all know when I have the funds.

Happy days are here my fellow liberty lovers!

i guess i'm just too lazy to ever get rich. i can't even bring myself to email back and forth for a few weeks and send a couple measly Western Union transfers off to Africa in return for quick millions. i've tried getting the process started a couple times, but i always lose interest before i actually get around to sending or receiving any money or personal information.

i hope you're a little more industrious than i've been in working with African sca.... er.... i mean business partners.

oh, and by the way, believe it or not, there are plenty others of us who expect millions to fall in our laps for no good reason, so i hope you're planning on sharing the wealth around once you get it. after all, i deserve to be rich as much as anyone, don't i? and why should i have to work it?