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[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

Because it has become pornographic in nature, we need to develop an appropriate metaphor to describe the political situation in the United States. As hideous as it might sound, the greatest danger against our Constitution today is being perpetuated symbolically by 2 filthy old men in bed with a dirty whore. This Federal adultery involves the same old culprits of the Democratic and Republican parties, which are the 2 filthy old men, and a national media network that they own, the dirty whore.

First off, being from Texas, I have nothing against old men and prostitutes. In fact, while it won't be that long before I consider myself an old man, my parents always taught me to show respect to prostitutes. Taking this a step further, I would dare to claim that any sensible prostitute is going to have herself shamed straight even to the point of trading in her business at the sight of how wicked the fornicating media has become in the United States.

If you see this one party orgy described above as similar to the one that once existed in the Soviet Union 20 years ago, bingo. A prerequisite of a single party, a political system which becomes a legal tyranny, is that they own the media.

So, my idea is to flood the nations media in all 50 states with a metaphorical depiction of who they have become. This would be a picture of 3 clothed people in bed together with the giggling, dirty whore, the media, in the middle while 1 filthy old man, perhaps the Republican party, kisses her on the cheek and the other old man, the Democratic party, spanks her on the fanny. Underneath this picture would be a caption that reads, "The Single Party System of the United States."

If you feel like taking 20 showers after reading this idea, I do apologize.

[Robert Lehman]

Because it has become pornographic in nature, we need to develop an appropriate metaphor to describe the political situation in the United States. As hideous as it might sound, the greatest danger against our Constitution today is being perpetuated symbolically by 2 filthy old men in bed with a dirty whore. This Federal adultery involves the same old culprits of the Democratic and Republican parties, which are the 2 filthy old men, and a national media network that they own, the dirty whore.

First off, being from Texas, I have nothing against old men and prostitutes. In fact, while it won't be that long before I consider myself an old man, my parents always taught me to show respect to prostitutes. Taking this a step further, I would dare to claim that any sensible prostitute is going to have herself shamed straight even to the point of trading in her business at the sight of how wicked the fornicating media has become in the United States.

If you see this one party orgy described above as similar to the one that once existed in the Soviet Union 20 years ago, bingo. A prerequisite of a single party, a political system which becomes a legal tyranny, is that they own the media.

So, my idea is to flood the nations media in all 50 states with a metaphorical depiction of who they have become. This would be a picture of 3 clothed people in bed together with the giggling, dirty whore, the media, in the middle while 1 filthy old man, perhaps the Republican party, kisses her on the cheek and the other old man, the Democratic party, spanks her on the fanny. Underneath this picture would be a caption that reads, "The Single Party System of the United States."

If you feel like taking 20 showers after reading this idea, I do apologize.



I think you have captured the perfect pictoral representation of how far our electoral process has fallen.

[pinkmandy]

I agree. We need an artist. Sadly, Americans NEED pictures drawn for them.

[The One]

That wasn't dirty enough for me. I like my porn FILTHY. Throw in some midgets and maybe a goat...cuz right now you have me yawning.

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

I think you have captured the perfect pictoral representation of how far our electoral process has fallen.

Aside from using pornagraphy to accurately explain the banktrupt condition of our Federal government today, I have also developed metaphors involving drug pushers and pimps. Of course, this is as positive of a light I can shine on the political situation, allegorically speaking.

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

I agree. We need an artist. Sadly, Americans NEED pictures drawn for them.

Of the 3 performers involved in this single party orgy, the scarlet dressed whore, who represents the media of course, should be adorned with the shiney bling bling of CNN, NBC, CBS and ABC. I guess the Republican, one of the filthy old men in bed with the whore, could be depicted in red boxers; while, the other filthy old men could be wearing blue.

[ZzzImAsleep]

Of the 3 performers involved in this single party orgy, the scarlet dressed whore, who represents the media of course, should be adorned with the shiney bling bling of CNN, NBC, CBS and ABC. I guess the Republican, one of the filthy old men in bed with the whore, could be depicted in red boxers; while, the other filthy old men could be wearing blue.

I immediately thought of Katie Couric. I don't know why. ;)

[pinkmandy]

Oh, it should totally be that Meghyn woman on Fox who said the woman in the Ohio cop rape tape deserved what she got...

[Red Dingo]

Sorry to throw another analogy into the mix (and possibly take some steam away from your analogy) BUT, I have been thinking that the state of the American economy is like a Brain dead person being kept alive on life-support (some might argue the politicians are also brain dead but for some reason they don't need a life support machine - I think they've turned into flesh eating zombies already).
So the brain dead person (economy) is dead, but the Fed/Gov keep it on life support by cutting interest rates and printing more money. Rather than bring in the Miracle working Dr. Paul who, with his magic can begin to awaken the brain dead person (obviously the analogy falls down here). Unless you continue the analogy and say, well the current economy should be allowed to die (kill the FED) and replaced with a new living economy of sound money and sensible spending and saving and paying back debt.

[abruzz0]

Porn stars are great actors

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

That wasn't dirty enough for me. I like my porn FILTHY. Throw in some midgets and maybe a goat...cuz right now you have me yawning.

For those like THE ONE out there who desire more in their political pornography, a version of this idea could be produced depicting a dirty whore, the media, sleeping with a real jackass and an elephant painted blue and red respectively. Of course, we shouldn't lose sight that the reason the media is a dirty whore while the 2 old men in bed with her are the filthy Democratic and Republican parties is because their political orgy together threatens the sovereignty of the U.S. Constitution.

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

Porn stars are great actors

I will agree with you that unlike the political porn produced in Washington D.C. real pornography at least expresses some social value. Still, we shouldn't take lightly how filthy the Federal government has become by comparing it to real porn stars who earn their money by working hard for a living.

[abruzz0]

That wasn't dirty enough for me. I like my porn FILTHY. Throw in some midgets and maybe a goat...cuz right now you have me yawning.

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You've won a lifetime supply of internets with that post

[ForLiberty-RonPaul]

That wasn't dirty enough for me. I like my porn FILTHY. Throw in some midgets and maybe a goat...cuz right now you have me yawning.

Holy God

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLL

You've won a lifetime supply of internets with that post

If you read the opening post you will see that I'm serious about using this metaphor to protest media bias. Rather than drawing a picture to make fun of the media and the Democratic and Republican parties, I'm really just trying to shine a light on a filthy relationship of powers who endanger the Constitution. In other words, we almost have a single party system in this nation who mirror the one that once existed in the Soviet Union some 20 years ago.

I am creative enough to draw a picture to test this idea locally by passing it out to media outlets here in my city of Houston.

Never in the history of our country has our nation solved its problems by being irresponsible. Each time our government was brought back from the brink of a legal tyranny towards the direction of the civil purpose expressed in both the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights in the Constitution, the movements were led by responsible liberals and conservatives together.
Dr. Ron Paul has become the symbol of such a movement in my opinion. This movement has attracted supporters from the full range of the political spectrum.

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

Holy God

While the whore, the media, will be wearing a lot of shiney bling bling portraying the major networks, I'm thinkin of drawing her also holding a document entitled: "The Declaration of Bondage."

[abruzz0]

If you read the opening post you will see that I'm serious about using this metaphor to protest media bias. Rather than drawing a picture to make fun of the media and the Democratic and Republican parties, I'm really just trying to shine a light on a filthy relationship of powers who endanger the Constitution. In other words, we almost have a single party system in this nation who mirror the one that once existed in the Soviet Union some 20 years ago.

I am creative enough to draw a picture to test this idea locally by passing it out to media outlets here in my city of Houston.

Never in the history of our country has our nation solved its problems by being irresponsible. Each time our government was brought back from the brink of a legal tyranny towards the direction of the civil purpose expressed in both the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights in the Constitution, the movements were led by responsible liberals and conservatives together.
Dr. Ron Paul has become the symbol of such a movement in my opinion. This movement has attracted supporters from the full range of the political spectrum.

lolz, kkthx

[acptulsa]

Well, uncle, your idea has them laughing like schoolboys. I wonder if the less enlightened public will do any better?

How about an elephant and a donkey kissing in public while Katie Couric holds her hand over the eyes of a child labeled "the public"?

[raiha]

Rupert Murdoch is one mean pimp.

Good idea. Flood U.S. with something that ISNT pornography (your president's addresses always strike me as pornographic...why do i always get the feeling he is sniggering at the American Public? Just saw his FISA press conference)

[christagious]

That wasn't dirty enough for me. I like my porn FILTHY. Throw in some midgets and maybe a goat...cuz right now you have me yawning.

if you want dirty how bout that nasty ass 2 girls 1 cup video. makes me gag and want to puke thinking about it. it will forever be burned into my retinas

[The One]

if you want dirty how bout that nasty ass 2 girls 1 cup video. makes me gag and want to puke thinking about it. it will forever be burned into my retinas

I've heard about it, but I've never seen it. I have no desire to see it....way too disgusting even for a filthy porn lover like me.:p

[christagious]

I've heard about it, but I've never seen it. I have no desire to see it....way too disgusting even for a filthy porn lover like me.:p

Yeah you don't want to see it. My brother had me obliviously watch it, not knowing what it was. Oh man, it was disgusting, I threw up, and I gag and almost throw up everytime I think about it. It's something that will forever be burned into my mind

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

Well, uncle, your idea has them laughing like schoolboys. I wonder if the less enlightened public will do any better?

How about an elephant and a donkey kissing in public while Katie Couric holds her hand over the eyes of a child labeled "the public"?

So, the message would be far too short to ignore.
If it weren't for the sanctity of the U.S. Constitution they are threatening, I wouldn't portray the media as a dirty whore and both political parties as 2 filthy old men in bed with her. So, I am comfortable with the metaphor fitting the political situation while working subliminally on the subconscious.
I think you are being far too nice on the media. You must have a good heart.
Having the 2 old men doing something to each other is a good idea. Perhaps their legs could get all intertwined while they paw at the media with their withered old mits? I don't know. Just the thought of it makes me want to throw up. So, it must be an accurate depiction.