What else is McCain hiding in them cheeks?

[isufferfromronpaulfever]

Seriously? Lies? The WMD's? Everlasting gobstoppers?

Please, I need to know!

[Paulitical Correctness]

Illegal immigrants.

[jsu718]

Lobbyists

[familydog]

Acorns?

[Acidlump]

All of the above

[kirkblitz]

rice

[MikeStanart]

POW's

[Paulitical Correctness]

Vietnamese children, beets, legos, small vermin, lavender mini-soaps, ramen noodles, AA batteries, sea glass.

Pretty much anything and everything. :|

[homah]

Phil Gramm

[Ball]

The other McCain

[homah]

Pork

[pinkmandy]

McCrazy cheek threads crack me up. Thanks! :)

[isufferfromronpaulfever]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/236/mccainpresnf2.jpg

[Acidlump]

sunshine and terrists

[FreedomRings]

His friends...

[OrbitalGun]

Special interests in the left and a key to the Diebold in the right, my friends.

[N13]

Cancer

[nate895]

That is where those WMDs went, CIA forgot to deliver them to Iraq and gave them to McCain instead.

[The One]

There's a whole buncha straight-talk stored in them cheeks.

[Kotin]

cancer.

[VRP08]

anyone some real stories?

[isufferfromronpaulfever]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/236/mccainpresnf2.jpg

Sorry, had to do it one more time. I'm dieing.

Oh,

"And I know how to fix it"

[Laja]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/236/mccainpresnf2.jpg

Sorry, had to do it one more time. I'm dieing.

Oh,

"And I know how to fix it"

LOL!!!

[aravoth]

POW's

+1776

[devil21]

Wives.

[westmich4paul]

Lieberman's DNA

[devil21]

Lieberman's DNA

I thought the vision of McWar banging the lobbyist was bad. I gotta go poke out my mind's eye now. Lemon party anyone?

[ValidusCustodiae]

His cheeks were cosmetically "enhanced" and enlarged to make him appear more fearsome when facing off against other politicians.

http://www.reptiles-nz.net/malebeardydisply.jpg
http://www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnmccain.com/images/mccain_bomb.jpg

[jlaker]

On the right of the check is a bridge to nowhere and on the left is pork barrels. So I have been told anyway.

[pacelli]

Phil Gramm

My friends... wow that's where he hides all of them? Jack Kemp, Henry Paulson, my friends. Guess so !

[Paulitical Correctness]

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/927/50003556.JPG

[ValidusCustodiae]

http://www.pufferfish.net/pufferSmile2.jpg

[amonasro]

spare jowls

[Paulitical Correctness]

http://www.scriptstudios.com/captionmaker/images/captioned/CCGSXHKGFEFNZX.jpg

[isufferfromronpaulfever]

http://www.scriptstudios.com/captionmaker/images/captioned/CCGSXHKGFEFNZX.jpg

Huckabee?

[nodope0695]

Adolf Hitler, the Roswald Aliens, Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Erhart, Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, and Flight 19 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight_19).

[slamhead]

a festering malignant melanoma.

[Kotin]

his friends.

[pinkmandy]

Lmao.....

[nodope0695]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:vA_3qj4snD7otM:http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2166/2066796776_44125d17da.jpg

[Ron LOL]

"What else is McCain hiding in them cheeks?"

Cancer.

[aravoth]

Wasn't there something about some legislation he sposered and pushed to remove a few thousand native americans off thier land, and then it came out he got paid to do it by some kind of mining company? It was something like that.

[mkeller]

You guys seriously need to post those gopher/chipmunk pictures on www.icanhascheezburger.com! Or are they there already?

[nodope0695]

Flight 19 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight_19)

[Enzo]

Lieberman's DNA

So awful... you win. Give this person a prize!

[nodope0695]

Lieberman's DNA


So awful... you win. Give this person a prize!

Yeah, thats a good one...I also hope they find McPain's DNA on that Lobbyist's dress.:D

[Neomatrix]

diebold memory cards:D

[affa]

Manchuria

[Grandson of Liberty]

launch codes for the missile he's gonna ride into northern Vietnam. "I'm back, bitches! Yeeeehaaaaaaaa!!!"

[Grandson of Liberty]

okay okay I got another one, and I apologize in advance. . .

. . . Hillary's panties. :eek:
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff24/normbalog/mccainhillaryinlove.jpg

Sorry everyone! :o

[phoenixzorn]

"What else is McCain hiding in them cheeks?"

Cancer.

Cancer is about as funny as Racist Midgets, and Dead Puppies.... There's nothing funny down that road.... please stop saying cancer....

[jstmike]

Look at him in 2000:

McCain diagnosed with skin cancer

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/ALLPOLITICS/stories/08/16/mccain.skin.cancer/index.html

I know the following video is going to be hard to watch but look at how big his left check has gotten and how much makeup they had to put on it.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/02/19/feb19.contests/index.html#cnnSTCVideo

[acptulsa]

Wasn't there something about some legislation he sposered and pushed to remove a few thousand native americans off thier land, and then it came out he got paid to do it by some kind of mining company? It was something like that.

Turns out jsu718 was right. It's lobbyists--or maybe just their breast implants.

aravoth, you almost have it right. In fact, though, he didn't bother to move the Hopi and the Navajos before he dumped uranium pilings on them, he just left them there to get cancer.

Talk about cancer not being funny...

[thuja]

nails

[aravoth]

aravoth, you almost have it right. In fact, though, he didn't bother to move the Hopi and the Navajos before he dumped uranium pilings on them, he just left them there to get cancer.

Talk about cancer not being funny...

Mccain, is one screwed up person.

[acptulsa]

nails

No, he's using those to seal his own coffin. Go man, go!

[Mystile]

okay okay I got another one, and I apologize in advance. . .

. . . Hillary's panties. :eek:
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff24/normbalog/mccainhillaryinlove.jpg

Sorry everyone! :o

You sick fuck! :eek: :D

[colin1]

It's Dr. Yen-Lo in there and he's saying, "His brain has not only been washed, as they say... It has been dry cleaned." ;)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056218/quotes

[mketcher]

His friends...

Nah, he doesn't have that many friends.

[mketcher]

Cancer

We can only hope...

[MadTheologian]

Cancer is about as funny as Racist Midgets, and Dead Puppies.... There's nothing funny down that road.... please stop saying cancer....

"Racist Midgets"?! :eek: Is this some kind of Jerry Springer punchline?!

But I do agree: cancer is just as funny as dead puppies.