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Lance C Roseman
02-16-2008, 02:13 PM
"The moral courage that Dr. No shares with Jackson is of a higher order than physical courage. It is divine. Many men blessed with the physical courage of a Horatius do not have it. Physical courage overcomes the fear of injury, pain and death. Moral courage stares in the eye of calumny, of contempt, of all the threats and insults you can think of, and spits.



This is the courage of Stonewall Paul. Stonewall is going all the way to the Convention and beyond; and we, the movement, are going with him. If you can no longer take the heat, if you are satisfied picking nits and finding fault – some of which may even be present – if you have found or concocted one or another excuse to decamp, then thank you for your service, God bless you and goodbye. Now stand aside or be run over. As you gaze at the departing rear ends of our horses, consider that you probably agree with your wife less than you agree with Dr. Paul. Why haven’t you kicked her out?



Among the perennial reasons Americans don’t vote for the best candidate is that they “don’t want to waste” their vote. They want to “vote for a winner.” Instead of voting for the candidate they know is best, they vote for the “lesser of two evils.” According to the movie, General George Patton said Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser.



But none of that wisdom applies here. If Texas Republicans vote for John McClunk, of course he will win. We are told that he already is the informal nominee. If the diddlers and the sissies, the waverers and wafflers who worry about such things, vote instead this time for Dr. Stonewall, there is a chance he could win his home state in a three man race.



If he doesn’t, McClunk will win the state anyway, so no harm is done. There is nothing to lose. For once in your life, enjoy the luxury of voting for exactly whom you want without “throwing your vote away.” Every vote Ron gets spreads his message. With a big vote, Dr. No would have that much more influence at the Convention. That influence could be the reason Boosh has not yet bombed Iran.



Again, it is still a three-man race. Huck and McClunk became allies and mutual admirers to get rid of Mitt, but now that mutual enemy is gone. Huck is building a career and has let it be known he would be McClunk’s running mate. They would make a perfect team. The Traitor would of course do the military; the Huck would keep telling his jokes about God. Huck would love the deal, because he has already won everything he can.



If McCain agrees, Mike would stop campaigning and release his delegates to John, but McClunk still would not have enough. Now the only candidates would be the Traitor and Dr. Paul. How would our Communist media handle that? Or will Huckabee stay in the race? That depends on his base, the “Religious Right.”



The “Religious Right” has already embarrassed itself to the point of mortification. Remember, for instance, that Pat Robertson endorsed Rudy Ghouliani, a staunch advocate of abortion, a staunch foe of the right to keep and bear arms and a transvestite, whose law firm runs interference for the Treason Highway the conspiracy for world government says it will build here in Texas. Pat says he picked the Ghoul because he happened to be New York Mayor during Nine Eleven and therefore could lead the “War on Terror” best.



A normal man would be chastened by such stupidity, but the “Religious Right” is not. Pat apparently does not have sense enough to be embarrassed. The “Religious Right” isn’t worried because next Thursday night they will be gone, raptured out of here. By their works they have been saved. Jesus called the Huck on his cell phone and said so. God calls Huck routinely.



Of course, the “Religious Right” is still saving for their children’s college educations, fifteen years from now, just in case the Huck misunderstood what Jesus said, which could happen because, remember, the Huck doesn’t really have the “theology degree” he lied about. And the “Religious Right” still buys sufficient life insurance, because – let’s face it – you never know, despite what Jesus said.



So, now here comes Dumbo Dobson. Dumbo said staunchly he could never vote for McCain. Bravo! Right on! McCain falls short on family values, don’t you know. Dumbo said there was a chance he would sit out the election. Instead, he now goes nose to nose with Pat for the Religious Right’s Stupid crown by endorsing Mike Huckabee.



A few times already in these columns we have listed the Huck’s chapter and verse. There is no need to do so again. Reread them if necessary. Huckabee is a total opportunist who makes Elmer Gantry look like a cloistered monk. Suffice it to say here what Mike says himself, that the man at the top of his campaign is Richard Haass, who just happens to be president of the Council on Foreign Relations in New York."



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ButchHowdy
02-16-2008, 04:40 PM
Great article!