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latkinson6
02-13-2008, 08:38 PM
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following
question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your
wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40 and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

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Republican's Answer:
BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
*Click* .... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! *Click*
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: Can I shoot the next one?
Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!

Cooter
02-13-2008, 08:40 PM
ha ha ha


im a dadgum country boy

forsmant
02-13-2008, 08:40 PM
I am just a republican. I can't afford to spend all those bullets. I need to conserve them for the next knife wielding whack job.

TruckinMike
02-13-2008, 08:57 PM
Hhhmmm?? Thats strange, only nine rounds in the magazine? Are you sure that guy wasn't a transplanted yankee? Any real southerner would've known that a glock 40 holds either 13 or 15 rounds(Depending on the model), not nine. :D
TMike

Jeremy
02-13-2008, 08:59 PM
Lol

RSLudlum
02-13-2008, 09:06 PM
LMAO....

I'm a Southern Republican :D

Cooter
02-13-2008, 09:08 PM
whats funny is that until i heard ron paul i had stopped saying i was a republican. now im glad to say im a ron paul republican.

Penners
02-13-2008, 09:11 PM
southern republican gal here and I love it

nate895
02-13-2008, 09:12 PM
Southerner And Proud Of It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LibertyEagle
02-13-2008, 09:15 PM
Southern gal, all the way. :)

MsDoodahs
02-13-2008, 09:17 PM
ROFLOL!

THAT IS HILARIOUS!

(Me? Southerner. :D "I can shoot straight, if I don't have to shoot too far.")

literatim
02-13-2008, 09:26 PM
lol

rocketless
02-13-2008, 09:29 PM
I must be a republican, cause all i did was wound to disable and brought him to the proper authorities for "questioning".