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CurtisLow
02-12-2008, 03:03 PM
CLOCKS

A man died and went to Heaven.
As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates,
he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked,
"What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."

"Oh," said the man. Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's," replied St. Peter.
"The hands only moved three times
indicating that she lied only 3 times.
"Incredible," said the man. "

And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded,
"That's Ron Paul's clock.
The hands have moved twice,
telling us that Dr. Paul told only two lies
in his entire life."

"Where's Hillary's clock?" asked the man.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office.

He's using it as a ceiling fan."


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Kludge
02-12-2008, 03:08 PM
Well... I'm agnostic and I thought it was funny >.>

NeoRayden
02-12-2008, 03:10 PM
Funny As Hell!

theczar1776
02-12-2008, 03:47 PM
my oh my, i do believe that was funny,

Mesogen
02-12-2008, 04:37 PM
Damn, that's the oldest joke ever! :D

freedom-maniac
02-12-2008, 05:20 PM
Amazing, amazing...