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PennCustom4RP
08-10-2007, 06:00 PM
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Robin Williams on Illegals

Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ' ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence..
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave .. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for awhile .
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to
the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

freelance
08-10-2007, 07:41 PM
I honestly can't tell if he's being funny or if he's serious. It sounds like a hell of a plan to me.

Tsoman
08-10-2007, 07:53 PM
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.

I strongly disagree with this one. The government should not restrict travel... especially for really good reasons like education!

trispear
08-10-2007, 07:56 PM
Robin Williams is not on our side. He is denigrating Ron Paul's non-interventionist position right at the beginning with this attack:


1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ' ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

1000-points-of-fright
08-10-2007, 08:16 PM
Don't believe everything you read on the interwebs (http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp). Anyone with even a passing familiarity with Robin Williams knows that he would never say any of those things. He's a total lefty.

The list that's attributed to George Carlin is a hoax too.

paulaholic
08-10-2007, 08:35 PM
Robin is the worst comedian of our time, and frankly, I could care less about what he thinks. Now if Conan O'Brien or Jim Gaffigan had a plan, I'd be all ears.

Kuldebar
08-10-2007, 08:53 PM
Robin Williams should stick to comedy, or if that was supposed to be comedy, he should hire better writers.

And if this is all a crap story like that Jay Leno "memo" well, what a waste of 20 seconds of my life.

inibo
08-10-2007, 09:46 PM
Robin Williams' Peace Plan

Claim: Comedian Robin Williams came up with a plan for how the U.S. should handle foreign affairs.

Status: False.

All hail Snopes (http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp)

Mesogen
08-10-2007, 11:40 PM
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