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mtmind
02-09-2008, 09:17 PM
All internet communications have been cut off from washington until we can rig the count, I mean get the cable rig fixer here.

John in Michigan

freedom-maniac
02-09-2008, 09:18 PM
Huh? Explain!

jillian
02-09-2008, 09:19 PM
All internet communications have been cut off from washington until we can rig the count, I mean get the cable rig fixer here.

John in Michigan

it's a joke. funny but tasteless. :D

Brad Zink
02-09-2008, 09:21 PM
All internet communications have been cut off from washington until we can rig the count, I mean get the cable rig fixer here.


It was caused by an anchor underneath the Columbia River.

The One
02-09-2008, 09:22 PM
Does this mean we're going to war with Washington?!!!!!!!!!!!

CrazyRonPaulSupporter
02-09-2008, 09:23 PM
I blame it on alCIAda!

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Brad Zink
02-09-2008, 09:23 PM
Does this mean we're going to war with Washington?!!!!!!!!!!!

No. We're just getting back at them for using Euros on their Oil Bourse.

morerocklesstalk
02-09-2008, 09:24 PM
Will I still be able to watch American Idol?

chipvogel
02-09-2008, 09:25 PM
We are finally getting rid of the terrorist camps in Washington state!

jillian
02-09-2008, 09:25 PM
will i still be able to go to the Gorge?

DirtMcGirt
02-09-2008, 09:29 PM
7th Cable Cut!!!
no power to Tacoma Area...

morerocklesstalk
02-09-2008, 09:30 PM
will i still be able to go to the Gorge?

Curious Gorge?

IrishUp
02-09-2008, 09:30 PM
Does this mean we're going to war with Washington?!!!!!!!!!!!

If Ron Paul wins, you can count on it.

matthiasj
02-09-2008, 09:34 PM
what is this all about?

jillian
02-09-2008, 09:35 PM
what is this all about?

the iran cables that were cut last week and the oil bourse opening soon....

Cowlesy
02-09-2008, 09:37 PM
I saw this when I was floating my Conestoga, 2 kids and 3 oxen up to Walla Walla through the Dalles. I shot 2 squirrels for 3 lbs of meat (BIG ASS squirrels).

(hopefully someone has played the Oregon Trail)

tpreitzel
02-09-2008, 09:39 PM
it's a joke. funny but tasteless. :D

;)

KevinDW78
02-09-2008, 09:42 PM
SonicInfinity doesn't want you posting this "crap" here - this is the "stick up the butt" board lol

CountryboyRonPaul
02-09-2008, 09:43 PM
I saw this when I was floating my Conestoga, 2 kids and 3 oxen up to Walla Walla through the Dalles. I shot 2 squirrels for 3 lbs of meat (BIG ASS squirrels).

(hopefully someone has played the Oregon Trail)

Sorry I have a broken wagon wheel, and Mary got bitten by a snake.

CorkyAgain
02-09-2008, 09:51 PM
It was caused by an anchor underneath the Columbia River.

Somebody pushed a Fox TV news anchor into the river?

:rolleyes:

LibertyRevolution
02-09-2008, 09:52 PM
Blame Canada!
(they dont want us cutting into there hemp and marijuana markets.)
:-P