Jester
08-10-2007, 10:34 AM
Got this in an email today from a fellow bored-at-work intern... God, what a life-saver. Cracked me up the whole time. The whole damn site's hilarious, guy (or girl) should be writing for the Daily Show or something.
Anyway, here's the link: Link to article (http://dailywtf.typepad.com/my_weblog/2007/08/ron-paul-rudy-g.html)
There's a lot of time spent on Giuliani, but it's in comparison to Paul. Pretty much sums up exactly how I feel about foreign policy and the disaster in Iraq.
So, like Scooby-Doo and those meddling kids, I followed up on my hunch. I listened to the post-debate interviews, I did some Google research, I watched YouTube clips of Paul and Giuliani speaking at other events. And within half an hour… Jenkies! I had seen all I needed to see, and my hunch was confirmed. Thanks to the magic of the long series of tubes known as the Internet, it was quite easy to find out exactly what Ron Paul and Rudy Giuliani think about the War on Terror. And this is where those SAT analogies come in, because:
Rudy Giuliani is to Terrorism
As
Gasoline is to ___________
A) A fire
B) A car that’s on fire
C) An 18-wheeler that’s on fire
D) A house that’s on fire
E) Pretty much anything else that’s on fire
Anyway, here's the link: Link to article (http://dailywtf.typepad.com/my_weblog/2007/08/ron-paul-rudy-g.html)
There's a lot of time spent on Giuliani, but it's in comparison to Paul. Pretty much sums up exactly how I feel about foreign policy and the disaster in Iraq.
So, like Scooby-Doo and those meddling kids, I followed up on my hunch. I listened to the post-debate interviews, I did some Google research, I watched YouTube clips of Paul and Giuliani speaking at other events. And within half an hour… Jenkies! I had seen all I needed to see, and my hunch was confirmed. Thanks to the magic of the long series of tubes known as the Internet, it was quite easy to find out exactly what Ron Paul and Rudy Giuliani think about the War on Terror. And this is where those SAT analogies come in, because:
Rudy Giuliani is to Terrorism
As
Gasoline is to ___________
A) A fire
B) A car that’s on fire
C) An 18-wheeler that’s on fire
D) A house that’s on fire
E) Pretty much anything else that’s on fire