Oyate
02-09-2008, 04:43 PM
Hi folks!
Woken up and smelled the coffee yet?
VOTE BILLARY MCCAIN IN 2008 OR BE A LOSER!!!!
We listened to you. You are tired of the same old choice between two evils. So we made it simple.
NOW ALL YOUR EVIL CHOICES ARE ROLLED INTO ONE CONVENIENT PACKAGE!!!!
Only the NEW AND IMPROVED BILLARY MCCAIN has the mouth-power to suck the chrome off a bumper yet hands soft enough to jerk you off while you do the dishes.
NOW WITH BOOBS!!!
That's right, your Billary McCain For President comes equipped with it's own ballistic missile battery, ready for use out of the box. Bomb Iraq, Iran, Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Pakistan, almost any nation you choose! Handy included maps and check lists help you keep track of who's left! Hours of fun for the whole family!
BILLARY MCCAIN FOR PRESIDENT 2008.
IT'S LIKE HAVING THREE GOVERNMENTS IN YOUR BED, TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO, ALL AT ONCE!!!
ACT NOW AND GET THE SPECIAL FUND RAISING DVD "POUNDING FOR PRESIDENT" AND SEE BILLARY OBAMA DO IT TO ITSELF BEFORE IT DOES IT TO YOU.
Because remember, when you vote for Billary McCain, we will get you laid, we will buy you a pony, we will make the world all sparkly and full of highly armed unicorns that like you and nobody else.
THAT'S OUR PROMISE.
Woken up and smelled the coffee yet?
VOTE BILLARY MCCAIN IN 2008 OR BE A LOSER!!!!
We listened to you. You are tired of the same old choice between two evils. So we made it simple.
NOW ALL YOUR EVIL CHOICES ARE ROLLED INTO ONE CONVENIENT PACKAGE!!!!
Only the NEW AND IMPROVED BILLARY MCCAIN has the mouth-power to suck the chrome off a bumper yet hands soft enough to jerk you off while you do the dishes.
NOW WITH BOOBS!!!
That's right, your Billary McCain For President comes equipped with it's own ballistic missile battery, ready for use out of the box. Bomb Iraq, Iran, Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Pakistan, almost any nation you choose! Handy included maps and check lists help you keep track of who's left! Hours of fun for the whole family!
BILLARY MCCAIN FOR PRESIDENT 2008.
IT'S LIKE HAVING THREE GOVERNMENTS IN YOUR BED, TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO, ALL AT ONCE!!!
ACT NOW AND GET THE SPECIAL FUND RAISING DVD "POUNDING FOR PRESIDENT" AND SEE BILLARY OBAMA DO IT TO ITSELF BEFORE IT DOES IT TO YOU.
Because remember, when you vote for Billary McCain, we will get you laid, we will buy you a pony, we will make the world all sparkly and full of highly armed unicorns that like you and nobody else.
THAT'S OUR PROMISE.