QCB79
02-08-2008, 09:51 PM
I've decided that rather than being called naziesque, maniacal, deranged or another one of those whack job Ron Paul supporters that I shall follow the herd much like a lemming and cast my vote not on polices that make sense but rather on what the media tells me is the correct choice.
I'll then sit back and watch happily as the government decides what is right for me, microchips my child, gives her a barcode and adds her to their GPS tracking database for her own good and to protect her from the evil do'ers of the world who are out to get her.
I'll sit down to dinner and have a cloned steak , making sure to remove the government mandated RFID tag before cooking on my government inspected, tested, approved and numbered flameless BBQ grill , flameless of course because with an open flame I may be apt to burn myself and need to be taken in the new government controlled ambulance service to the nearest hospital where my RFID chip will be scanned and I can be identified in order to expedite my claim in the new government run healthcare system.
Meanwhile I will need to sign 60 pages of digital forms waiving away any right I may have to sue in the event something goes wrong, of course I'll sign what could possibly go wrong? I know the government has my best interest in mind.
I'll wait happily as I'm issued a number based on the severity of my burn and spend the next 4 days in a holding area while the government processes my claim and my number is called at which time I will have died from the infection that set in.
This will never happen of course because by government mandate I will not be allowed to own anything that emits an open flame.
Instead I'll be at home sitting back wishing i had a beer except that alcohol has been banned because it's bad for you, I'll be drinking government approved RO/DI water and watching GNN, the Government News Network with their live video coverage as we spread democracy around the world by dropping megatons of explosives on any other country who does not follow Christianity.
While taking a break from this joyous spread of democracy i'll attempt to light a cigarette which I purchased from a guy on the street for $200...smoking has gotten expensive since it was made illegal for fear that i may kill myself by doing it. As I attempt to light my smoke my door I hear a noise at my door and i try to grab my gun except I will no longer own one since they were banned . Meanwhile my door is kicked in by the FBI, my cigarette is confiscated as well as my illegal lighter and my home is torn apart just in case I may be harboring any other substances that would endanger my life. I'll attempt to explain to the judge that i was only trying to live my life as I see fit
I'll receive the minimum of 35 years in federal prison for smoking and being a "person of suspect" spend the rest of my days in GITMO watching looped government propaganda about how much the government has improved our lives.
where do i sign?
I'll then sit back and watch happily as the government decides what is right for me, microchips my child, gives her a barcode and adds her to their GPS tracking database for her own good and to protect her from the evil do'ers of the world who are out to get her.
I'll sit down to dinner and have a cloned steak , making sure to remove the government mandated RFID tag before cooking on my government inspected, tested, approved and numbered flameless BBQ grill , flameless of course because with an open flame I may be apt to burn myself and need to be taken in the new government controlled ambulance service to the nearest hospital where my RFID chip will be scanned and I can be identified in order to expedite my claim in the new government run healthcare system.
Meanwhile I will need to sign 60 pages of digital forms waiving away any right I may have to sue in the event something goes wrong, of course I'll sign what could possibly go wrong? I know the government has my best interest in mind.
I'll wait happily as I'm issued a number based on the severity of my burn and spend the next 4 days in a holding area while the government processes my claim and my number is called at which time I will have died from the infection that set in.
This will never happen of course because by government mandate I will not be allowed to own anything that emits an open flame.
Instead I'll be at home sitting back wishing i had a beer except that alcohol has been banned because it's bad for you, I'll be drinking government approved RO/DI water and watching GNN, the Government News Network with their live video coverage as we spread democracy around the world by dropping megatons of explosives on any other country who does not follow Christianity.
While taking a break from this joyous spread of democracy i'll attempt to light a cigarette which I purchased from a guy on the street for $200...smoking has gotten expensive since it was made illegal for fear that i may kill myself by doing it. As I attempt to light my smoke my door I hear a noise at my door and i try to grab my gun except I will no longer own one since they were banned . Meanwhile my door is kicked in by the FBI, my cigarette is confiscated as well as my illegal lighter and my home is torn apart just in case I may be harboring any other substances that would endanger my life. I'll attempt to explain to the judge that i was only trying to live my life as I see fit
I'll receive the minimum of 35 years in federal prison for smoking and being a "person of suspect" spend the rest of my days in GITMO watching looped government propaganda about how much the government has improved our lives.
where do i sign?