A Joke for some cheer!

[Pauls' Revere]

Two penguins are sitting on an iceflow.

One penguin turns to the other and says "Hey it looks like your wearing a tuxedo".

The second penguin says "What makes you think I'm not?"

Hope you laughed or at least shook your head. ;)

[Paulitical Correctness]

So a baby seal walks into a club...

[RonPaulwillWin]

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Thank you for saving this thread. :D

[nodope0695]

A 90 year old jewish guy walks up to a priest and says, "I just had sex with a gorgeous 22 year old super model."

The preist say, "Thats great, by why are you telling me this?"

The jewish guy replies, "Telling you...? I'm tellin' EVERYBODY!!"

[sidster]

Two penguins are sitting on an iceflow.

One penguin turns to the other and says "Hey it looks like your wearing a tuxedo".

The second penguin says "What makes you think I'm not?"

Hope you laughed or at least shook your head. ;)


I just blinked. does that count?

[Patronus]

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.”

“No, no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.“

[nodope0695]

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.”

“No, no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.“

LMAO...good one!

[pinkmandy]

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.”

“No, no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.“

LOL! :D

[Ninja Homer]

What's better than supporting a candidate in the "top tier"?

Not being retarded.

[Airborn]

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/469/tuxripfm8.jpg

[RonRules]

I just said this joke at a grocery store while buying beer:

How do you a guy likes Moosehead?

He's got antler marks on his hips.

[Prez22]

sign this petition: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/notogop/

GOP, look at Ron Paul supporters this way, we are all very much like William Wallace. We are your worst nightmare. FREEDOM ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[nodope0695]

How can you tell if a deer is from Hollywood?

Its got a fake rack.

Lol.

[nodope0695]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2004/writers/mike_fish/12/07/fish.1207/p1_mccain_all.jpg
And he ain't funny at all...

[Joseph Hart]

What did one sagging Hillary boob say to the other?
We need to get some support or people will think were nuts!

[jarofclay]

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.”

“No, no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.“

WINNAR! :)

[blakjak]

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.”

“No, no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.“

I'm putting that one into the repertoire!

[Airborn]

http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/ICE_DEES.jpg
http://www.rense.com/1.mpicons/dees1.htm

[gracebkr]

http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/ICE_DEES.jpg
http://www.rense.com/1.mpicons/dees1.htm

why do we have to pay?

[nodope0695]

Take my wife....please!

I told my doc, it hurts when I do this...he said, don't do that.

testing testing *tap tap tap* Is this thing on?

[acptulsa]

So this skeleton walks into a bar. He asks for a beer and a mop.