NoPants
02-04-2008, 02:15 PM
This is so funny.
Endorsement Dissent: Ron Paul For President
Today, [Philadelphia Weekly] endorses Barack Obama, a move so unsurprising the editorial has to mention it in the first sentence. Obama did coke and is kinda sorta for decriminalizing marijuana, he seems like a nice guy, I can relate to him, so he's clearly a stellar candidate.
However, if you have learned one thing about me from reading this blog for God knows how long, it's that I act selfishly. And what is more selfish than to vote based on merely who provides the most entertainment to me, annoying, lazy blogger? That's right: I want you to vote for Ron Paul.
http://willdo.philadelphiaweekly.com/archives/020408ronlepaulchaun.jpg
"They're Always After me Lucky Charms! Hearts, Stars, and Horseshoes, Clovers, and Blue Moons! Pots of Gold and Rainbows, and me Red Balloons!"
Endorsement Dissent: Ron Paul For President
Today, [Philadelphia Weekly] endorses Barack Obama, a move so unsurprising the editorial has to mention it in the first sentence. Obama did coke and is kinda sorta for decriminalizing marijuana, he seems like a nice guy, I can relate to him, so he's clearly a stellar candidate.
However, if you have learned one thing about me from reading this blog for God knows how long, it's that I act selfishly. And what is more selfish than to vote based on merely who provides the most entertainment to me, annoying, lazy blogger? That's right: I want you to vote for Ron Paul.
http://willdo.philadelphiaweekly.com/archives/020408ronlepaulchaun.jpg
"They're Always After me Lucky Charms! Hearts, Stars, and Horseshoes, Clovers, and Blue Moons! Pots of Gold and Rainbows, and me Red Balloons!"