AHOY me MAteys!!! Who would like to be a Pirate!!

[ghemminger]

AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

I will set soon! Gots me plenty of Rum and Treasure! Will be taking off for some time to round up even more treasure and GOLD!!!!

WHOSE WIT ME!!!!!:mad:

[bp2519]

cocaine's a hell of a drug

[Bruce4Ron]

You've officially lost it. Suprised it took this long

[chris198]

AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

I will set soon! Gots me plenty of Rum and Treasure! Will be taking off for some time to round up even more treasure and GOLD!!!!

WHOSE WIT ME!!!!!:mad:

I'll go with you, srsly.

[JK/SEA]

lol!...I like Pirates. There sooo crazy!..lol!

[BLS]

George....put down the lighter and step away from the bong.

[ghemminger]

I'll go with you, srsly.

WELCOME ABOARD CHRIS!! WE SET SAIL REAL SOON!!!

LEt's figure a SHIp to hijack first and set up a plan to steal ALL the booty we can first!! WHO"S WIT ME!!! AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!:mad:

[karenflower]

Hehe, let's fight those ninjas! :cool:

[KewlRonduderules]

Gold did go down today- alot! Looks like investors took the profits today. Maybe, another time to start buy up again?

[chris198]

WELCOME ABOARD CHRIS!! WE SET SAIL REAL SOON!!!

LEt's figure a SHIp to hijack first and set up a plan to steal ALL the booty we can first!! WHO"S WIT ME!!! AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!:mad:

what kinda booty? :D

[Michigan11]

Yesssss! Some boooooooty.. ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!

[ghemminger]

Gold did go down today- alot! Looks like investors took the profits today. Maybe, another time to start buy up again?
WE BE PACKIN UP ALL YE GOld and setting SAIL real soon - ARE ye for me or against ME!!!

Wit all the GOLD We have all ye POWER!!! AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!:mad:

[constituent]

i'll go, but only if i get to navigate!

[ghemminger]

Yesssss! Some boooooooty.. ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!


AAAARRRGGHHHH!!! Any LASSESS willin ta join us and volunteer ye BOOTY????

[2orb]

...but I don't want to be a pirate.

[Mortikhi]

Hmm, he must be playing pirates of the burning sea...

[asgardshill]

Arrrgggghhhh ... 'tmus be National Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day!

[Cowlesy]

you crazy pirates

[Kludge]

you crazy pirates

You's a baaaaaad baaaaad man, Mr. Cowlesy.

[Mckarnin]

Ahoy, me ne'er saw this originally and it is just what I needed...too bad Ghemmy's gone cause I'll be a lass on the ship but Me don't have any booty. Aye.

[brandon]

Haha great thread!!!!

BRING BACK GHEMMY!!!!11111111

[brandon]

Actually, it looks like be isnt banned anymore! Anyone know his email addy?

[acptulsa]

e I'll be a lass on the ship but Me don't have any booty. Aye.

'Tis a stinking lie! You and Keira Knightley devoid of booty? 'Tis the talk of tasteless scalliwags! For some of us, quality trumps quantity. Enough of us that Knightley's wealthy for it!

[Mckarnin]

Ahoy, me can't do this pirate speak with a straight face. I had better get a bandanna lest the crew think I'm makin' fun o' them and send me down the plank. Aye, me parrot concurs.

[rancher89]

Argh, this lassy will bring wha booty she can carry and I'll be seeing yar on the ship


I miss ghemmy

[SWATH]

...but I don't want to be a pirate.

But you said you would wear the puffy shirt!

[Cowlesy]

You's a baaaaaad baaaaad man, Mr. Cowlesy.

I couldn't help myself.

I just hope he and his family have reconciled.

oh, and yaaaaaarghhh

[acptulsa]

Nay, hard as I try to fight the feeling, 'tis impossible! Looks like a bottle of Meyer's rum tonight!

[amy31416]

Yer all just askin' for a one-way trip off the plank to Davy Jones' locker ya scallawags.

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[acptulsa]

Yer all just askin' for a one-way trip off the plank to Davy Jones' locker ya scallawags.

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Nay, I'll not be walking yonder plank. I have forty cannon per beam that say if I rest my bones with the patriot Jones I'll be taking some scurrilous Queen-loving Royal Navy knaves with me! That way I'll have bootblacks in the hereafter!

[acptulsa]

...

[Ozwest]

How does an Italian pirate say goodbye?

ARRRRivederci...

[latkinson6]

Im in, and Theres a shipload of potatoes in the harbor today!
well eat french fries and tatercakes for a year!

[yongrel]

I couldn't help myself.

I just hope he and his family have reconciled.

oh, and yaaaaaarghhh

Cowlesy, you're a very, very bad man. :D

[Mckarnin]

That's awful! :D


How does an Italian pirate say goodbye?

ARRRRivederci...

[ronpaulhawaii]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TasElOFAojw

[raiha]

Why are pirates so bad?

Because they aaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Mach]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TasElOFAojw

O.k..... stagger..stagger... fall... crawl... crawl...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcUNrTVKaac

[IRO-bot]

Why are pirates so bad?

Because they aaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Best joke ever!!! You win!:D

[Kludge]

What do you call a pirate from Austria?

An "ARRRRRnold".

Har har har.

[IRO-bot]

What do you call a pirate from Austria?

An "ARRRRRnold".

Har har har.

ahhh....distant 2nd maybe even 3rd place with silence winning second....sorry....:eek:

[acptulsa]

What do you call a pirate from Austria?

An "ARRRRRnold".

Har har har.

Avast! Scurrilous! Here's ye a ripe--nay, overripe--candidate for the plank!!

[FunkBuddha]

I'm down. We're gonna need one of these.

http://www.ussubs.com/submarines/phoenix_1000.php3

Oh and here's my pirate joke.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender says "Excuse me sir, but did you know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?" So the pirate says "AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRG!!! It's drivin' me nuts!"

[amy31416]

What do you call a pirate from Austria?

An "ARRRRRnold".

Har har har.

Okay, let's just get all the bad jokes out of the way:

What state are all American pirates from? ARRRRRRRRRKansas.

Where do pirates go to get flowers for their wenches? An ARRRRRRRRRboretum.

Where do pirates go on vaction? ARRRRRRRRRRuba.

What kind of socks do pirates wear? ARRRRRRRRgyle.

What did the pirate-critic say? I don't know ARRRRRRRt, but I knows what I like, ya scurrilous drool-donkey.

That's all I got fer now, mateys. ARRRRRRRRen't ye glad?

[Roxi]

this is the first time i have seen this thread, and first i go "holy crap ghemmy's back" then i saw the date and got sad..

wonder how his blood pressure is doing :)



ok so why do pirates talk like pirates?

because they aren't ARRRRRRRRRRRticulate :D

[teacherone]

bump...
ghemmie's back...


lol this guy was a hoot...