PDA

View Full Version : Funny Ron Paul Facts I created =)




hotbrownsauce
01-31-2008, 08:25 PM
I just made these up, enjoy!

The sound of freedom can be heard when Ron Paul farts.

Ron Paul knows Jack Schitt and they have been best friends for many years.

Ron Paul's name is 1776 letters long.

Thomas Jefferson never died. He legally changed his name to Ron Paul and decided to run for President in 2008.

Instead of counting sheep when Ron Paul sleeps he recits the constitution from memory.

The capital of Freedom is Ron Paul.

Everytime a bell rings Ron Paul makes freedom ring.

Thunder isn't god bowling, its Ron Paul.

Ron Paul is so manly and hairy chewbacca takes pictures of him.

One time Ron Paul wasn't allowed to attended a debate even so, he still won the debate.

When Ron Paul gets pissed his chest hairs curl up into the decleration of independence.

Every time the constitution is broken Ron Paul breaks their face.

When supporters gather for Ron Paul an angle gains its wings.

Ron Paul has a halo over his head that is still a mystery to science.

One time someone called Ron Paul a hypocrit and a liar. Ron Paul punched them so hard he knocked them back into 1776, they were stuck there for 40 years.

Once a long long time ago, Ron Paul sneezed on a peice of paper and words formed. The document is now known as The National Anthem.

A. Havnes
01-31-2008, 08:38 PM
This can kind of be like those Chuck Norris "facts". Allow me to add some.

Chuck Norris once tried to round-house Dr. Paul, only to find out that he wore the Consitution as a round-house-proof vest. (Okay, it's lame, I know.)

If you remove V's mask, you'll see Ron Paul's face.

In George Orwell's famous novel "1984", Emmanuel Goldstein is actually the codename for Ron Paul. For those of you who haven't read the novel, Goldstein serves as the anti-Big Brother.

Ron Paul's first kite was a copy of the Constitution.

Okay, I'm out of ideas for now.

hotbrownsauce
01-31-2008, 08:42 PM
lol