hotbrownsauce
01-31-2008, 08:25 PM
I just made these up, enjoy!
The sound of freedom can be heard when Ron Paul farts.
Ron Paul knows Jack Schitt and they have been best friends for many years.
Ron Paul's name is 1776 letters long.
Thomas Jefferson never died. He legally changed his name to Ron Paul and decided to run for President in 2008.
Instead of counting sheep when Ron Paul sleeps he recits the constitution from memory.
The capital of Freedom is Ron Paul.
Everytime a bell rings Ron Paul makes freedom ring.
Thunder isn't god bowling, its Ron Paul.
Ron Paul is so manly and hairy chewbacca takes pictures of him.
One time Ron Paul wasn't allowed to attended a debate even so, he still won the debate.
When Ron Paul gets pissed his chest hairs curl up into the decleration of independence.
Every time the constitution is broken Ron Paul breaks their face.
When supporters gather for Ron Paul an angle gains its wings.
Ron Paul has a halo over his head that is still a mystery to science.
One time someone called Ron Paul a hypocrit and a liar. Ron Paul punched them so hard he knocked them back into 1776, they were stuck there for 40 years.
Once a long long time ago, Ron Paul sneezed on a peice of paper and words formed. The document is now known as The National Anthem.
The sound of freedom can be heard when Ron Paul farts.
Ron Paul knows Jack Schitt and they have been best friends for many years.
Ron Paul's name is 1776 letters long.
Thomas Jefferson never died. He legally changed his name to Ron Paul and decided to run for President in 2008.
Instead of counting sheep when Ron Paul sleeps he recits the constitution from memory.
The capital of Freedom is Ron Paul.
Everytime a bell rings Ron Paul makes freedom ring.
Thunder isn't god bowling, its Ron Paul.
Ron Paul is so manly and hairy chewbacca takes pictures of him.
One time Ron Paul wasn't allowed to attended a debate even so, he still won the debate.
When Ron Paul gets pissed his chest hairs curl up into the decleration of independence.
Every time the constitution is broken Ron Paul breaks their face.
When supporters gather for Ron Paul an angle gains its wings.
Ron Paul has a halo over his head that is still a mystery to science.
One time someone called Ron Paul a hypocrit and a liar. Ron Paul punched them so hard he knocked them back into 1776, they were stuck there for 40 years.
Once a long long time ago, Ron Paul sneezed on a peice of paper and words formed. The document is now known as The National Anthem.