McCain vs Paul fistacuffs

[shadowhooch]

So who would win in a fist fight...McCain or Paul?

MCCAIN:
Pros: Military training, tough attitude, rage factor, thick
Cons: He can't raise his arms above his shoulders

PAUL:
Pros: Great cardio, reach advantage
Cons: Passive attitude, a little lean

So who do you think would win? It's a tough one to predict. Can you even imagine two 70 year old presidential candidates having it out? That would be some sight.

[shadowhooch]

I think Paul would win due to his reach advantage and quicker hands. I think he could avoid the McCain bull rush.

[Mystile]

who would ever vote for McCain on a Ron Paul forum?

[dw1345]

Paul would simply drop kick him in his pork barrel gut, knocking him out for the count.

[shadowhooch]

who would ever vote for McCain on a Ron Paul forum?

C'mon....McCain is pretty intimidating. If it were Romney vs Paul, I would vote Romney because he's younger. You gotta be realistic.;)

[rob-NC]

I think Paul would have to be careful that Mcinsane didnt try to bite his ear off

[Shink]

The McCain voter's an idiot.

Ron would be Bruce Lee to McCain's Dan from Street Fighter.

[shadowhooch]

I think Paul would have to be careful that Mcinsane didnt try to bite his ear off

Yes, McCain does look like a biter.

[Ibtz]

Paul is wiry and would have a devastatingly quick left jab.

[Azprint]

Paul due to intelligence.

[rob-NC]

Paul could always stun him with an economics question then bi*ch slap him

[hvac ak47]

sad thing is hillary would kick everyones butt :D

[defcreative]

Paul would give him a good old McKnockout :)

[rob-NC]

sad thing is hillary would kick everyones butt :D

yeah, Im sure she would try to pull a "Vince Foster"

[Yom]

It's hard to win a fight when you can barely move your arms.

[defcreative]

It's hard to win a fight when you can barely move your arms.

lol QFT

[Neomatrix]

McCain would lose because Paul would pull out his pocket constitution and McCain would start running away. Ha ha!

[Shink]

Here's the video of their fight! They've already gone at it. Ron's in the dark blue.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZvyICs-NZUM

[shadowhooch]

It's hard to win a fight when you can barely move your arms.

I see McCain going for a bullrush tackle technique....laying on top of his opponent while throwing elbows.

[HazardPerry]

Here's the video of their fight! They've already gone at it. Ron's in the dark blue.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZvyICs-NZUM

Oh God why did you do that *presses face up against monitor*

Arcade-perfect port of Zero 3...god...the Saturn was so amazing...

*breaks out Saturn and joysticks*

[Tarzan]

Paul would win by default. McCain would be sent to his corner... then be mysteriously sent home as part of an early release program. But, we would not know the outcome of the fight because McCain would pass legislation to keep anyone from learning his record during the fight... or why he was allowed to go home early?!

[rob-NC]

Oh God why did you do that *presses face up against monitor*

Arcade-perfect port of Zero 3...god...the Saturn was so amazing...

*breaks out Saturn and joysticks*

Saturn.....hey...I still have a friggin commodore 64 with the blazing fast 128kb memory expansion module...WITH color dot matrix printer.....Still think I have about 10 games fer it too!

[Shink]

Here's the video of their fight! They've already gone at it. Ron's in the dark blue.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZvyICs-NZUM


Oh God why did you do that *presses face up against monitor*

Arcade-perfect port of Zero 3...god...the Saturn was so amazing...

*breaks out Saturn and joysticks*

Had to, man. Good ol' days.

By the way, I can't fuckin' wait 'til this is over and we can create specific Off Topic subforums, such as Entertainment and have a stickied thread on video games!!!

[CTAC]

Guys, my President, Vladimir Putin, can beat shit out of any of your candidate. He has a judo black belt and he keeps training. I wish I could ask him to help us out in the US election, but he's too busy with election in Russia. I have to canvass and do everyting I can for Ron Paul here myself.

[rob-NC]

Guys, my President, Vladimir Putin, can beat shit out of any of your candidate. He has a judo black belt and he keeps training. I wish I could ask him to help us out in the US election, but he's too busy with election in Russia. I have to canvass and do everyting I can for Ron Paul here myself.

Putin...I thought he was president of Germany? :D

[DealzOnWheelz]

Ron WOuld pull out the campaign handbook and play the ole Muhammed Ali Rope a Dope



And leave McMotionlessArms laid out with one quick swipe of the Constitution across his turkey wattle

[Todd]

Unfortunately... McCain probably knows alot of that POW grappling technique crap.

[lasenorita]

McCain is one of the many 'Americans who don't have maps' so he wouldn't be able to locate Ron Paul anyways. He'll be forced to forfeit --- unless he'd stoop so low as to get his friends to do the job for him.

[MayTheRonBeWithYou]

RP could stick and jab, plus he's a cardio beast.

McCain's got those wooden teeth on his side, though.

[RCRanger03]

i put this out a while ago

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e206/RCRanger03/RPknockout.jpg

[Wyurm]

I voted Ron Paul. McCain would be too busy dropping names to actually fight.

[rob-NC]

"cardio beast" :D

[Shink]

So far, 23.19% of this forum is populated by trolls. Great thread, you're really calling them out. ;)

[Grandson of Liberty]

The neo-cons would be shouting, "Sweep the leg, Johny!!" and RP would go all Daniel-sahn on his ass. :D

[GoDrNo]

McMotionlessArms

Am I going to hell for laughing hysterically at this??

[robert4rp08]

Dr. Paul would win. This is how the fight would play out:

1. McCain would make false claims in hopes that Dr. Paul would attack first.
2. Dr. Paul would see right through this tactic and shrug it off with a nice big smile and nod.
3. McCain, frustrated, would then call Dr. Paul an isolationist commie then call his family little peons.
4. Dr. Paul would jot down a note, which would read "Must make reading list for Johnny boy."
5. McCain would then jump and down in fury with his face turning bright red.
6. Dr. Paul would then prepare to assist McCain in the event that he would keel over from a heart attack.
7. Then McCain would walk over to Dr. Paul with his hand held out as if he wanted to apologize. Being the slime bag that McCain is, he would then go for a low blow and try to take out Dr. Paul's "boys".

Unfortunately for McCain, he will have broken his hand because Dr. Paul has big 'ol brass balls!

[Voluntaryist]

sad thing is hillary would kick everyones butt :D

BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

[SovereignMN]

McCain would win by forfeit because the MSM wouldn't have room for Ron Paul in their ring.

[Omnis]

McCain would get his friends to fight for him.

[crackyflipside]

I don't think McCain can lift his arms up.

We should change it to a kickboxing match. :D