Revolution9
01-25-2008, 11:55 AM
OK clowns. We do not ban people here except in the most aggrevious of cases.. But we do like to waltz the trolls around and smack them, take them out behind the woodshed and lay a willow switch across their sorry, bloated, baragrugous and borborygmic idiocies, for a pasttime. It provides a level of amusement in a grueling campaign that adds some levity and triumphal chuckles to the foray.
To start with, yer voting for Romney and shilling on an internets forum for him. That makes you an insipidly obsequious bootlicker with a spell of glamouries cast firmly about your vapid and truncated intellect tying you firmly and theocratically into the egophreniacal field of plastique phoniness he so triumphantly sports in public at every appearance. What makes your appearance here especially delicious is that you deem, and rightly so, our man to be a threat to yer pompously coifed game show host of a candidate. Our man has your clown licked at every turn of the philosophcal debate and has more integrity, loyalty to The People and superior intellect than your idiot can muster in an entire motorcade of truncated bootlicking advisors and lawyers. Let's face the real music here. Your game show host of a fool for POTUS would ask a bunch of corporate lawyers how to run the country instead of just opening The Constitution, The Law Of The land, and reading it. It is not like it is that hard to understand. America's grade eight educated farmers understood the meanings therein implicitly, but your halfwit of an abderitic simpleton has to get a team of lawyers due to the bb in a boxcar mentality he sports in his talking point rehearsed answers.
The clown you Romney trolls support is a chickenshit and frighttened little boy. He wants to quadruple the size of Gitmo so that he can waterboard every bad guy who is gonna blow up his mansion for being rich, free and having a slick hairdo. Give me a goddamned break. A Texas rancher has more worries stepping out into his backyard from snakes, scorpions and barnyard diseases like anthrax than we do from international terrorists. Just because your man is quivering in fear does not mean that real men and women with a brain and real American heart are afraid. Some of us have not turned into grovelling bootlickers seeking assurances from the schoolyard bully he won't trash their ass with a pummeling.
So keep up your frat boy 101 barroom antics.. Yer looking real charming and smart..heh.. But you do not call the square dance here and your man ain't got the brains, morals or heart to take on our man in a real contest not rigged by the warmakers. And not one single one of ya has the wherewithal to take me on in a battle of wits. i guaran-fucking-tee it.
A Photo Of Mitt From The Matrix White Room...
http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/mrwonderfulBIG.jpg
Yer Superior
Randy
Sargeant-At-Arms
Firing Range Officer
To start with, yer voting for Romney and shilling on an internets forum for him. That makes you an insipidly obsequious bootlicker with a spell of glamouries cast firmly about your vapid and truncated intellect tying you firmly and theocratically into the egophreniacal field of plastique phoniness he so triumphantly sports in public at every appearance. What makes your appearance here especially delicious is that you deem, and rightly so, our man to be a threat to yer pompously coifed game show host of a candidate. Our man has your clown licked at every turn of the philosophcal debate and has more integrity, loyalty to The People and superior intellect than your idiot can muster in an entire motorcade of truncated bootlicking advisors and lawyers. Let's face the real music here. Your game show host of a fool for POTUS would ask a bunch of corporate lawyers how to run the country instead of just opening The Constitution, The Law Of The land, and reading it. It is not like it is that hard to understand. America's grade eight educated farmers understood the meanings therein implicitly, but your halfwit of an abderitic simpleton has to get a team of lawyers due to the bb in a boxcar mentality he sports in his talking point rehearsed answers.
The clown you Romney trolls support is a chickenshit and frighttened little boy. He wants to quadruple the size of Gitmo so that he can waterboard every bad guy who is gonna blow up his mansion for being rich, free and having a slick hairdo. Give me a goddamned break. A Texas rancher has more worries stepping out into his backyard from snakes, scorpions and barnyard diseases like anthrax than we do from international terrorists. Just because your man is quivering in fear does not mean that real men and women with a brain and real American heart are afraid. Some of us have not turned into grovelling bootlickers seeking assurances from the schoolyard bully he won't trash their ass with a pummeling.
So keep up your frat boy 101 barroom antics.. Yer looking real charming and smart..heh.. But you do not call the square dance here and your man ain't got the brains, morals or heart to take on our man in a real contest not rigged by the warmakers. And not one single one of ya has the wherewithal to take me on in a battle of wits. i guaran-fucking-tee it.
A Photo Of Mitt From The Matrix White Room...
http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/mrwonderfulBIG.jpg
Yer Superior
Randy
Sargeant-At-Arms
Firing Range Officer